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Subject: You can spend 15 minutes at Bungie.

I would talk to the employees and ask them about the early years. Ya know, the years just out of college. Those years are always interesting for everyone.

  • 04.23.2012 2:37 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

Steal all the light bulbs and doorknobs.

Probably raid the fridge as well.

  • 04.23.2012 2:39 PM PDT


Posted by: ALI217

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
We dropped the 'Studios' in our name several years ago, fyi!


"we" "our" ? - you are an employeee?


Yep. Just because he isn't gold doesn't mean he's not an employee. Here he is.

[Edited on 04.23.2012 2:42 PM PDT]

  • 04.23.2012 2:41 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

Shake hands with as many people as possible and find ways to interact with them after my visit (Steam, Xbox Live, etc.).

  • 04.23.2012 3:00 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

Wave toast in Stosh's face.

  • 04.23.2012 3:12 PM PDT
Subject: You can spend 15 minutes in Bungie Studios.
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Get to know/befriend the major minds so I can get in again.

  • 04.23.2012 3:23 PM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

Member of KOTOR

Keer-Meet
God of Destruction

In all honesty?
I would take as much food as physicaly possible.

  • 04.23.2012 3:24 PM PDT
Subject: You can spend 15 minutes at Bungie.

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

raid their fridge.

ha, seems like a popular answer

[Edited on 04.23.2012 3:35 PM PDT]

  • 04.23.2012 3:33 PM PDT
Subject: You can spend 15 minutes in Bungie Studios.

I'd run around screaming senselessly...

  • 04.23.2012 3:38 PM PDT
Subject: You can spend 15 minutes at Bungie.

What if I told you...

*scoots in closer*

I hate you

Hug EVERYONE

  • 04.23.2012 3:53 PM PDT
Subject: You can spend 15 minutes in Bungie Studios.
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Posted by: TopWargamer
Your mission, if you choose accept it, is to infiltrate Bungie Studios, steal whatever you can, and get out, all in 15 minutes.


get the hard drives

  • 04.23.2012 3:55 PM PDT

Join SIP today! We smell good. Promise.


It's like a gigantic snowball, rolling down a mountain, eating kids on the way.

Definitely use their toilets. All of them. At once.

  • 04.23.2012 4:10 PM PDT
Subject: You can spend 15 minutes at Bungie.

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Screw talking, that's just enough time to streak throughout the entire building, and grab some snacks along the way!!!!!!

  • 04.23.2012 4:12 PM PDT

// Chapter
// My PC


2/15/12: Francisco Porras, I'll miss you. Rest in Peace.

It's odd though, the other employees I have seen that post, have a "Bungie Employee" title. I guess Achronos hasn't gotten around to that yet.
Posted by: Navweb3620
Posted by: ALI217
Posted by: Enormous Corgi
We dropped the 'Studios' in our name several years ago, fyi!

"we" "our" ? - you are an employeee?


Yep. Just because he isn't gold doesn't mean he's not an employee. Here he is.

  • 04.23.2012 5:34 PM PDT
Subject: You can spend 15 minutes in Bungie Studios.
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Bravo Uniform November Golf India Echo

Download all the information from their main server, and then sell it to a rivaling company, and proceed to retire 45 years early to the Baham- I meant I would talk to some people there...

  • 04.23.2012 5:45 PM PDT
Subject: You can spend 15 minutes at Bungie.

Matt - Like a G Pix, like a, like a G Pix....

I would spend my fifteen minutes thanking my favorite members of the Bungie team for making our video games and making such an awesome place to hangout at. If the Team wants some of my words of thanks, since I have some written down, which I'd gladly send them in a private message.

  • 04.23.2012 5:45 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Drink all the beer and liquor.

  • 04.23.2012 6:01 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

Get to the alcohol before Helveck.

  • 04.23.2012 6:29 PM PDT

Bagels, bagels bagels!

  • 04.23.2012 6:40 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

Good luck getting out of there alive.

;)

Posted by: Skinny Genes
Take as many pictures of 'Classified Info' as possible

  • 04.23.2012 6:45 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: a rascal cat
Good luck getting out of there alive.

;)

Posted by: Skinny Genes
Take as many pictures of 'Classified Info' as possible

Jerome and urk would eat you (bagels are running low)

  • 04.23.2012 6:46 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I would be slyer than Sly Cooper.

;D

Posted by: mister death

Posted by: a rascal cat
Good luck getting out of there alive.

;)

Posted by: Skinny Genes
Take as many pictures of 'Classified Info' as possible

Jerome and urk would eat you (bagels are running low)

  • 04.23.2012 6:48 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson

Release the hounds...

  • 04.23.2012 6:51 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: a rascal cat
I would be slyer than Sly Cooper.

;D

Posted by: mister death

Posted by: a rascal cat
Good luck getting out of there alive.

;)

Posted by: Skinny Genes
Take as many pictures of 'Classified Info' as possible

Jerome and urk would eat you (bagels are running low)

Not if they're hungry, they can smell you rascal, you and the liquor. DO NOT ATTEMPT. But if you do I wanna tag along. I'll be the getaway driver.

  • 04.23.2012 6:51 PM PDT
Subject: You can spend 15 minutes at Bungie.

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I've already spent time some time in Bungie. The Gravity Hammer prop is much bigger than I was expecting it to be.

  • 04.23.2012 7:14 PM PDT