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Subject: A funny thing happened on the way to the Mail Sack...

So there I was, driving my mail truck through the woods, anxious to fill the empty bags with heaps of community curiosity. All of a sudden, a tree came crashing down into the road. With the shriek of locked brakes filling the air, I was able to come to a stop just inches from its shattered trunk.

Before I could collect my thoughts, my driver's side window was smashed. Masked thugs dragged me from behind the wheel. A bag was put over my head (you could say that it as a sack), and I was stuffed into the trunk of a car. That's when the black void of unconsciousness took me.

I awoke to a splash of cold water on my face. These kidnappers had sequestered me in an abandoned warehouse. I was surrounded by at least 6 of them, as they chain-smoked and chuckled at my attempts to free my hands from the binds that secured them behind my back. I finally stopped squirming and asked the inevitable question.

"What do you want?"

"We want you to answer our questions..." growled the lead among them.

"Every week, we ask you about things we want to know. And every week, all you do is mouth off about snacks and things that no one believes!"

"I don't negotiate with terrorists," I told them.

Next, I heard the shot. With a final whiff of sweet gunpowder snaking into my nostrils, I died.

Nevertheless, the sack is open. Not even death could keep me away.

p.s. None of that is really true. Sorry this is late.

  • 04.23.2012 3:53 PM PDT

ShawtyHullstineFilms CEO-Team MLG EXTREME

How is Harrison's mother doing? Been a while since we've heard from her.

  • 04.23.2012 3:54 PM PDT

The Forerunner, the Great Journey, and Heaven Theory

[Announcement Trailer] Halo: Forerunner

Posted by: Agustus
I lol'd at the absurd miscommunication that occurs whenever dibbs post something. Perhaps his brain is so highly evolved that he can no longer clearly communicate with lesser life forms, even among his own species.

Posted by: DeeJ
p.s. None of that is really true. Sorry this is late.
Would I have mistakenly thought the above story was true if you didn't explain it?

  • 04.23.2012 3:55 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

Maybe they just wanted some better questions being answered.

Discussing industry hot button topics would be much appreciated.

  • 04.23.2012 3:57 PM PDT

Do you really think that you love Fight Club as much as I do? Because I'd like to get into an arena and debate that with you, one-on-one. Your choice of weaponry. My choice of rules.

[Edited on 04.23.2012 3:59 PM PDT]

  • 04.23.2012 3:59 PM PDT
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YOU'RE LATE.

OT: Like the in the Halo games, will Marty be putting "The Seige of Madrigal" in Bungie's next game?

  • 04.23.2012 3:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Der Todesengel
This doesn't mean I don't still hate you


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We expect it to be late at this point. I no disappoint.

  • 04.23.2012 3:59 PM PDT

Sing for me, will ya?

Will Bungie ever open their doors to Tours?

  • 04.23.2012 4:01 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

So do you have an office or are you at a cubical?

~Delta

  • 04.23.2012 4:03 PM PDT

Join SIP today! We smell good. Promise.


It's like a gigantic snowball, rolling down a mountain, eating kids on the way.

Why doesn't Bungie enforce a strict, "no-pants-monday" rule?

  • 04.23.2012 4:03 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

Would you consider a 3rd party choice of French Toast in the Waffles vs Pancakes debate?

  • 04.23.2012 4:03 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  • 04.23.2012 4:03 PM PDT

You better close this sig when your done.

What are your opinions on goody bags?

  • 04.23.2012 4:04 PM PDT

#1 Legendary ODST Firefight Highscore

[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]

Which members are the kidnappers in your story?

  • 04.23.2012 4:06 PM PDT

Do any Bungie Employees there like B.U.N.G.L.E. still?

When B.U.N.G.L.E. was created, did people at Bungie play the maps Shishka and Ske7ch made? Did others make maps in the hopes they would be used in the new stories?

  • 04.23.2012 4:06 PM PDT

When will you ever have Jerome on one of these?

  • 04.23.2012 4:08 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Nicely written OP there.



Onto the questions I assume?


Will we see a B.net update soon? (within the confine of 2012?)

Will Bungie be at E3?

Can I get yo' swagg gurl?

And yo' numbah?

Any more Bungie Ride Alongs?

Will we see the return of Humpday events ever? (I miss those!)

FPS, RPG, MMO, BBQ?

Is this too many questions? (Hey, I can use grammar correctly!)

If I wanted to stea-....I mean, if I aspired to be like Mr. O'Donnell, what would be recommendations in terms of education, and resume building?

Where do I sign up to play trombone for Bungie's next game's music? :D




Alright, that's all I have for now, I hope there aren't too many in there that have already been answered.

  • 04.23.2012 4:10 PM PDT

What is bungie's favourite verb?

  • 04.23.2012 4:12 PM PDT

How does Bungie feel about games requiring Internet connection to play?

Or if you can't answer that, Is Lukems still around? He hasn't posted in a long time.

[Edited on 04.23.2012 7:30 PM PDT]

  • 04.23.2012 4:12 PM PDT
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  • 04.23.2012 4:18 PM PDT
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:)

What is the point of answering questions each week?

  • 04.23.2012 4:19 PM PDT

Is there a particular trait that all Bungie employees share (other than the fact that they all work at Bungie)?

  • 04.23.2012 4:21 PM PDT