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Subject: dolphins are great! (idk why but this might offend some sort of prude)
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Uh...

>Is it a right to get a sex change, it is also a right to change his species. If I want to operate a fin constructed of cartilage from the elements and yet is a resistance in the water, and skin from my back (if possible), then I'll do it. We believe that people and DHB: ers can live in peace, but we realize that not everyone is as open-minded and that extensive work will be required to speak, reprogram those who are against us.

When the Bestiality (-blam!- contact between humans and animals) is allowed, it can be seen as a sign that the Swedish government encourages species to experiment. Some of us want to do this with the dolphins, but the association has no official position on the issue of tidelags be or not be. To molest, or otherwise harm the dolphins, we believe, of course reprehensible. Intersection, by means of genetic engineering, or perhaps in another way, between humans and dolphins, hoping one day lead to a new species, a hybrid between a human and dolphin, sees the light. Until that beautiful day comes, we can only hope to get all the sympathy and encouragement along the way. Artbyte is one step closer to our utopia.

Source: http://www.svedimf.3w.se/ (Literal translation by Google Translate)

More facts that make dolphins superior to females:

-Dolphins are capable of manipulating their -blam!-l muscles to provide maximum pleasure. Women cannot.
-Dolphins excrete a substance which allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your -blam!- remains in her -blam!-. Women cannot.
-Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women not only can, but enjoy doing so.
-Dolphins don't mind you being intimate with another dolphin. A woman will kill you if you're with another woman.
-Dolphins don't mind if you ejaculate inside either. She won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. She can't even get pregnant.
-Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a standard of currency and aren't consumerists like the majority of women.
-If you are a submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound girl who won't scare anyone.
-Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbant amounts of money on them.
-Dolphins give it up easily
-Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men.
-Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalk
-You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
-Dolphins, generally, are smarter than women.
-Dolphins don't complain about "equal work for equal pay"

So tell me Flood: why haven't you turned to dolphin?

[Edited on 04.24.2012 3:21 AM PDT]

  • 04.24.2012 3:09 AM PST
Subject: dolphins are great!

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tl;dr

  • 04.24.2012 3:10 AM PST
Subject: dolphins are great! (idk why but this might offend some sort of prude)
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

WTF?

  • 04.24.2012 3:24 AM PST
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me


Can not be touched.

This just makes me think of that episode of South Park episode where Kyle's dad gets surgery to become a dolphin.

  • 04.24.2012 3:28 AM PST

A prude?

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!- dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.

  • 04.24.2012 3:32 AM PST

the ninja's are -blam!-.

I have literally nothing bad to say about this thread.

10/10.

  • 04.24.2012 3:33 AM PST
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Posted by: Crystal Clear
A prude?

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!- dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.
did you go through my post history?

  • 04.24.2012 3:34 AM PST

I am both slightly aroused (after reading the first point) and deeply disgusted. If you want to -blam!- a dolphin just do it, OP. Don't try to convince others to do it also.

  • 04.24.2012 3:35 AM PST


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Posted by: Crystal Clear
A prude?

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!- dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.
did you go through my post history?

Alright Jimmy, can I call you Jimmy? Great. OK then Jimmy, here's what you have to do.

Go into your kitchen, and set your oven to exactly 450 degrees, turn on all of the back burners of your stove and go to your garage. You will find a shovel, you may or may not recognize it, thats ok. Take the shovel and head over to your neighbors yard. Dig a hole to the specifications of 3 feet wide, 6 feet long, and 2 feet deep. Now search your pockets, you will find a single match and a needle. Prick your finger and place a single drop on the head of the match, stick the match into the ground head up. Now the preparations are complete for the summoning. You will kneel at the west side of the hole, at the foot of the hole, draw a circle. You will then place your pricked hand in the circle, look down at the ground, and chant .

I shall you tell with plain declaration
Where, how, and what is my generation
Omogeni is my Father
And Magnesia is my Mother
And Azot truly is my Sister
And Kibrick forsooth is my Brother
The Serpent of Arabia is my name
The which is leader of all this game

Then he will rise from your portal, do NOT make a single sound, nor should you move even your head to look at him, lest you be consumed. After some time, He will begin to question you, only then may you move only your head to slightly nod yes or no. If he is satisfied with your answers, all will be made known to thee.

  • 04.24.2012 3:37 AM PST
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Uh...


Posted by: Crystal Clear
Alright Jimmy, can I call you Jimmy? Great. OK then Jimmy, here's what you have to do.

Go into your kitchen, and set your oven to exactly 450 degrees, turn on all of the back burners of your stove and go to your garage. You will find a shovel, you may or may not recognize it, thats ok. Take the shovel and head over to your neighbors yard. Dig a hole to the specifications of 3 feet wide, 6 feet long, and 2 feet deep. Now search your pockets, you will find a single match and a needle. Prick your finger and place a single drop on the head of the match, stick the match into the ground head up. Now the preparations are complete for the summoning. You will kneel at the west side of the hole, at the foot of the hole, draw a circle. You will then place your pricked hand in the circle, look down at the ground, and chant .

I shall you tell with plain declaration
Where, how, and what is my generation
Omogeni is my Father
And Magnesia is my Mother
And Azot truly is my Sister
And Kibrick forsooth is my Brother
The Serpent of Arabia is my name
The which is leader of all this game

Then he will rise from your portal, do NOT make a single sound, nor should you move even your head to look at him, lest you be consumed. After some time, He will begin to question you, only then may you move only your head to slightly nod yes or no. If he is satisfied with your answers, all will be made known to thee.
Brilliant.

  • 04.24.2012 3:39 AM PST

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Rienstien, I always knew you were a genius.

Posted by: Vrilliant
hello my name is rien and i am a vegetarian and also a furry. i do not eat tofu or salad because that is dumb. meat looks gross but i realy like d1ck...........for breakfest i eat assorted birch bark for lunch i eat cat fur for dunner i eat pencils (ORANIC!!!!!!!!) i wish i could eat tree leefs but ive never seen a tree so i dont know if i coould lol


Posted by: DeadOrigin
I have literally nothing bad to say about this thread.

10/10.

  • 04.24.2012 3:45 AM PST
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Yeah... I'm that cool.
Robot Academy. Kinda sorta the best group on here.

This reminds me of somewhat disturbing pics and gifs I've seen on /b/.

  • 04.24.2012 3:47 AM PST

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Dolphins -blam!- other dolphins and humans.

  • 04.24.2012 4:27 AM PST

Over time, your honour grows. But to adorn the sacred battle harness of the Arbiter, will grant you the most honourable death, and you will ascend into to godhood.

This thread is legitimate quality. +1 to you sir.

  • 04.24.2012 4:29 AM PST

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Can a Dolphin make me a sandwich? That's right. No they can't.

Thread: 10/10.


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  • 04.24.2012 4:32 AM PST

Don't hate the player, learn by them.

Dolphins have been known to -blam!- people.

I know this word is going to come out as "blam" so I'll say "Unwanted advances".

They don't just -blam!- women either... they've been known to -blam!- men...

Dolphins still seem great?

  • 04.24.2012 4:50 AM PST

....

  • 04.24.2012 5:05 AM PST

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Uhh...

Weird but legitimate.

  • 04.24.2012 5:43 AM PST
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Posted by: DeadOrigin
I have literally nothing bad to say about this thread.

10/10.

  • 04.24.2012 5:45 AM PST

I'm a member of the Ginyu Force. I am the fastest in the Universe.

11/10.

  • 05.27.2012 7:14 AM PST

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

Who necro'd this thread?!

  • 05.27.2012 7:15 AM PST