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We miss you Logan.
Ask any question. I'll help with anything on site or off.

Someone get this man a Job!

  • 04.24.2012 5:00 PM PDT

HALO 2 FOREVER - M.I.A.

Yes i have a Twitter and yes i voice my opinion.

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name
HANTER 03

2. Location
In your computer watching what you type.

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above


4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
THE DON WAN, THE DON WAN, THE DON WAN, THE DON WAN, THE DON WAN, THE DON WAN, THE DON WAN, THE DON WAN, THE DON WAN, THE DON WAN, Duardo, x Foman123 x.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
THE DON WAN, Id never pick some absent user.

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
URK. He always derails threads. Cant trust him.

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)
BRAAAIIINS!

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

Its the moral of life. There is no other truth.

  • 04.24.2012 5:00 PM PDT

i love this guy

  • 04.24.2012 5:06 PM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

If I answer all my questions with: "x Foman123 x", can I apply?

  • 04.24.2012 5:08 PM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb


Posted by: x Foman123 x
As you may know, you're also going to have to fill out the Forum Ninja application. I'd link you to the thread, but it's easier to just copy paste:

Fill this out and we'll get back to you:

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name

2. Location

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."


YodasCurd

Seattle WA

e. all of the above.

Foman... that is all...

Foman, because of his stunning looks and his ability to drive a banshee at ease.

once again, e. all of the above.

stosh, i want to see the community running like chickens with their heads cut off not knowing who to blame.

d. Hungover

I'll fill in the answer for this one. Neither, you troll them, extend their ban, then submit a quote of the convo to the Whambulance.

e... now thats just common sense.

If you dont show how powerful you are everyone in awhile, people may start to forget...



[Edited on 04.24.2012 5:25 PM PDT]

  • 04.24.2012 5:23 PM PDT

The Risk Is Worth The Reward.
Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs Of War.

Is it just money?
Or can certian favours be of use here?
Posted by: True Underdog
It's all about Da Benjamins!

  • 04.24.2012 5:29 PM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

Pfft Foman reusing old jokes.

  • 04.24.2012 5:32 PM PDT

Message Me Here
Don't be afraid, I don't bite.

Check My Groups Here
Relax, they aren't all pony related.


Posted by: x Foman123 x

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
Hahaha! Oh dear, I haven't read this in so long.

  • 04.24.2012 5:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Avatar Korra
1st rule, don't ask to be a mod.

im not asking, just demanding. My info is presented and ready

  • 04.24.2012 5:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name - Jace Beleren

2. Location - That's for me to know and you to find out

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above <---- THIS ONE

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Foman
Qbix
Evilcam
Bobcast - after all he gets women by declaring he's a forum ninja
Yoozel
Recon
True Underdog
Butane
Papa Rich
And then the rest

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
Simple really, slapping people with a stick and making references to having dinner with bungie employees is always great. Networking, tis' a plus and foman has it.

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only <-----THIS ONE + ask for opinions on twitter
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
Stosh, why not?

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)

I prefer a grain of pepper in my morning coffee after I had a nice blackout from the night before.

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

Facedown and out of control

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons. <-----THIS ONE

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."
Elitism brah.


MY ANSWERS ARE POSTED SIR FOMAN

  • 04.24.2012 6:03 PM PDT
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  • user homepage:

Posted by: True Underdog
Yo, OP. Float me a few hundies and you don't need to fill out that app.

Wink wink nudge nudge


EEEEEEEEEEN,

am i doing it right :P

  • 04.24.2012 6:05 PM PDT

Hanger one I just shredded with the SMGs until ammo was out and I just threw 'nades like a boss while BRing.

My experience playing Cairo Station on Legendary

Foman, biggest troll ninja.

  • 04.24.2012 6:10 PM PDT
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  • user homepage:

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name
JMcDon15

2. Location
Bungee

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above


D.

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Predator > Tom T > Foman > Recon > Others

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
JMcDon15 will be.

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above


D.

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
Dee J. I have no reasoning for this choice.

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)


B.

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never


B.

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.


D.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

Because it enforces dominance.

[Edited on 04.24.2012 6:47 PM PDT]

  • 04.24.2012 6:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sector Z 157
Foman, biggest troll ninja.
Only due to lack of competition...

  • 04.24.2012 6:42 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Forget this guy!! Don't read that long letter. I don't need to write a long letter to tell you that I'm good for the position, YOU KNOW I'm good for the position.

  • 04.24.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Forum Ninja Application

1. mister death

2. Utah a.ka. "the boonies"

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above
All of the above.
4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Foman is my #1 Too lazy to do the rest.
5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
Foman. His cheeze odor excites me.
6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above
none of those, kick him while he's down.
7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
Umm....Qbix. Why? You don't need a reason....

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)
Blacked out.
9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never
never
10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.
e. all of the above.
11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."[/quote] People get full of them selves on the internetz, It's my job to make them feel bad about themselves.

  • 04.24.2012 7:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Underdog
It's all about Da Benjamins!


I think he's talking about blunts, OP. You definitely need to roll him a lot of blunts.

  • 04.24.2012 7:45 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

You're barking. Gods Prophet is the fairest of them all. ;)

Posted by: mister death
4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Foman is my #1 Too lazy to do the rest.

  • 04.24.2012 7:45 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: a rascal cat
You're barking. Gods Prophet is the fairest of them all. ;)

Posted by: mister death
4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Foman is my #1 Too lazy to do the rest.

Man, you're mistaken. He is fair, don't get me wrong, but I'm crazed over foman. Maybe it's a personal thing ;)

  • 04.24.2012 7:49 PM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."


Posted by: x Foman123 x
As you may know, you're also going to have to fill out the Forum Ninja application. I'd link you to the thread, but it's easier to just copy paste:

Fill this out and we'll get back to you:

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name

2. Location

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."


1. jyrine
2. Saturn
3. E
4. Hottest: Foman
ugliest: The rest
5. Evilcam....And I didn't pick Foman.
6. C, while also getting everyones attention so they can join in the fun.
7. DeeJ, just cause he's new.
8. D (suppa fly!)
9. C, as soon as I damn well please.
10. E
11. Because.


I can haz moderator now?

  • 04.24.2012 7:53 PM PDT

I know what works.

  • 04.24.2012 8:03 PM PDT

Posted by: machinimagames
Someone get this man a Job!
Did you not see True Underdogs post? The "jobs" part is on the table, OP just has to take some initiative.

  • 04.24.2012 8:04 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

You sir, are a genius!!

  • 04.24.2012 8:05 PM PDT
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Destinypedia - The Wiki for Bungie's Destiny
Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

My God, you folks are more evil than we could've hoped for. You might be better situated as Shadow Ninjas....

  • 04.24.2012 8:20 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: x Foman123 x
My God, you folks are more evil than we could've hoped for. You might be better situated as Shadow Ninjas....

....

*stokes fire*

  • 04.24.2012 8:23 PM PDT