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Subject: applying to become a mod

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: x Foman123 x
My God, you folks are more evil than we could've hoped for. You might be better situated as Shadow Ninjas....

*slits throat* ssshhh shhh go to sleep foman, you can mod tomorrow.

  • 04.24.2012 8:24 PM PDT
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You know, I sort of remember filling out that form. I was drunk and about to pass out. I think that helped me stand out from the other applicants.

  • 04.24.2012 8:26 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Butane123
You know, I sort of remember filling out that form. I was drunk and about to pass out. I think that helped me stand out from the other applicants.

And you're a woman, silly butana :P

  • 04.24.2012 8:27 PM PDT
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And what is good, Phaedrus,
And what is not good--
Need we ask anyone to tell us these things?

Posted by: Butane123
You know, I sort of remember filling out that form. I was drunk and about to pass out. I think that helped me stand out from the other applicants.
Drunk while storm chasing? Shame on you.

  • 04.24.2012 8:31 PM PDT

ShawtyHullstineFilms CEO-Team MLG EXTREME

I vote for this man to become the next guy to ban people.

  • 04.24.2012 8:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
My God, you folks are more evil than we could've hoped for. You might be better situated as Shadow Ninjas....

I think we have enough Shadow Ninjas. Should make them fight for it, if anything. Put them up against the unseasoned 2011 moderators, vidmaster rules, fists only, and no recharge stations.

[Edited on 04.24.2012 8:46 PM PDT]

  • 04.24.2012 8:41 PM PDT
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Pick me because I'm the best.

  • 04.24.2012 8:43 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account


Posted by: Jace Beleren
Posted by: True Underdog
Yo, OP. Float me a few hundies and you don't need to fill out that app.

Wink wink nudge nudge


EEEEEEEEEEN,

am i doing it right :P


Yes

  • 04.24.2012 8:47 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Seven
Pick me because I'm the best.

nah, buddy you're their seventh pick!
Bohohoh!! Did You see what I did thare?

  • 04.24.2012 8:47 PM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?

I think the jungle print resume was a nice touch.

  • 04.24.2012 8:48 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: sytheNsnipe
I think the jungle print resume was a nice touch.

It was quite fancy...I think the jungle is a metaphor.

  • 04.24.2012 9:38 PM PDT

Posted by: sytheNsnipe
I think the jungle print resume was a nice touch.

It's to avoid... dare I say it?.... Jimmy rustlin'.

  • 04.24.2012 9:56 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

I'm just waiting for a callback.

  • 04.24.2012 9:57 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.


Posted by: Big Black Bear
Posted by: spartain ken 15
Posted by: True Underdog
Yo, OP. Float me a few hundies and you don't need to fill out that app.

Wink wink nudge nudge


whats a "hundie"?
It was a typo. He meant "handies".
Just about covered my laptop in water. Nice one.

And to the nubs that don't know, hundie is like ebonics for hundreds as in hundred dollar bill.

  • 04.24.2012 10:00 PM PDT
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I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

You know, i heard HFCS has a lack of tiny fingers

If you make me a mod, i'll bring the tiny fingers free of charge.

  • 04.24.2012 10:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rhea
Canada isn't that important that it needs two of the same threads on page one.

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name
Niko Jims

2. Location
US

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Ninja's that agree with me
Ninja's that are neutral to me
Ninja's who think I am wrong even though I am right

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
I like Foman because he 'boosted' for his 50 in Halo 3.

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
Whoever invented Armor Abilities because Armor Abilities are -blam!-.

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

Pineapples

  • 04.24.2012 10:27 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

This guy deserves the mod job!


Posted by: Jace Beleren
my resume

cover letter

Now if I may insist, where is the line for this position? If there isn't one i would like to be at the front of it.

any and all help is appreciated :)


[Edited on 04.24.2012 11:54 PM PDT]

  • 04.24.2012 11:53 PM PDT

Indie video game designer and relatively good photoshopper.

Two wrongs do not make a right, however three wrongs do make a
delicious bedtime snack if served with warm milk.

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Posted by: ecartman1214
Wow a resume and cover letter...becoming guy to ban people just got an upgrade!

  • 04.25.2012 12:01 AM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

I stopped answering questions on the form when I realized ninjas don't have time for forms; they have places to be, and people to ban. In all seriousness, ninjas are here to make sure these forums don't become 4chan. Joining them would be an honor.

  • 04.25.2012 12:43 AM PDT

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  • 04.25.2012 1:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
As you may know, you're also going to have to fill out the Forum Ninja application. I'd link you to the thread, but it's easier to just copy paste:

Fill this out and we'll get back to you:

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name
-Generic Troll Name

2. Location
-Behind You

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above
-E

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
-Pass

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
-I didn't
6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above
-None

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
-Deej, because he didn't give us more wallpaper.
8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)
-A

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never
-B

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.
-E

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."
-It isn't because people always break rules every once in a while

  • 04.25.2012 2:23 AM PDT

You know our motto, We deliver!


Posted by: x Foman123 x

Haha! Brilliant.

  • 04.25.2012 2:33 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.


Posted by: x Foman123 x

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name

2. Location

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."


1. ALI217
2. United Kingdom
3. a,b & d
4.
5. I picked Duardo...because he is the only one who hasn't attacked me.
6. d
7. urk, because he doesn't come on much and I don't think he'd mind. Besides he has an alt so it's k
8. d (needing to get rid of stress my banning mythics)
9. b
10. e
11. Because people must be banned for the sake of being banned and because ninjaz haz the power

the above was a joke btw

  • 04.25.2012 8:51 AM PDT

USAF Air Traffic Controller.
#moap

+2 for animals surrounding the résumé

  • 04.25.2012 8:56 AM PDT
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Shoot pool, not people.

Obvious alt


Posted by: x Foman123 x
Forum Ninja Application

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?


This shizz

  • 04.25.2012 9:15 AM PDT