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Subject: applying to become a mod

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_


Posted by: x Foman123 x
As you may know, you're also going to have to fill out the Forum Ninja application. I'd link you to the thread, but it's easier to just copy paste:

Fill this out and we'll get back to you:

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name

2. Location

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

That thread seems slightly biased...

  • 04.25.2012 9:20 AM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

I think we've seen this before...

Forum Ninja Application
Please explain all answers.

1. User Name

Spartan 891

2. Location

I'm too drunk to care

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying" - We all know the rest are lies.
e. All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.

Foman, all the others. And maybe i did follow the order specified, maybe I didn't.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?

Me, because I'm obviously going to be selected for this

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTubec. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?

Just one? Ninja's can ban whoever they want.

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify) - high
All of the above.

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

I'm a forum ninja, i don't need to give explainations.


[Edited on 04.25.2012 9:27 AM PDT]

  • 04.25.2012 9:23 AM PDT

lol hundies.

  • 04.25.2012 9:33 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I did this for the lulz.

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name: Bungie Sam

2. Location: Bungie.net

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above
a

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Because displaying my ability to rank staff in appearance proves I can moderate forums.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
I pick Foman because read question 5.
6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above
a, he's likely having the time of his life swimming in the oceans of candy kingdom.

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
One of the inactive ones that hasn't posted for years and is likely to be a 343 employee.

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)
d; sane.

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never
a. Auto-replies FTW.

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.
a.
11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."
The alpha male and his beta wolves cannot expect the pack to be civil unless they intimidate them through physical attack. Positive reinforcement can't be implemented on a forum, thus negative reinforcement is the best way to keep users civil.

The lion king cannot expect to sit back and be king, his pride must know their place amongst his reign.


[Edited on 04.25.2012 4:39 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2012 9:33 AM PDT

OP are you familiar with the 12 labors of Hercules?

  • 04.25.2012 1:34 PM PDT

OP, two questions out of curiosity:

1. Why do you want to be a ninja, and
2. If you did become a ninja, what would you do with your powers?

  • 04.25.2012 1:39 PM PDT
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:)

Bachelor of Arts? I hear McDonald's is hiring.

;)

I kid. As for this topic... Wut.

  • 04.25.2012 1:58 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

PM Foman with your application to be sure he sees it. He gets lots of PM's daily, so send him a few every couple of hours to be sure it stays on top of his inbox.

Good luck!

  • 04.25.2012 2:53 PM PDT
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  • Fabled Legendary Member

I already told you I was the best, why am I not salmon yet? Are you blind?

  • 04.25.2012 2:58 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Classic, thread saved. Now with all that personal info on display, who is going to call or wite the OP first? Not me.

~Delta

  • 04.25.2012 3:14 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Posted by: zoobkillerninja

Posted by: Jace Beleren
Posted by: True Underdog
Yo, OP. Float me a few hundies and you don't need to fill out that app.

Wink wink nudge nudge


EEEEEEEEEEN,

am i doing it right :P


Yes


No.

  • 04.25.2012 4:27 PM PDT

Any resume with a lion on it is a resume of a person I'd hire.

  • 04.25.2012 4:30 PM PDT

"I hope nothing, I fear nothing, I am free"
"A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free." - Nikos Kazantzakis
"The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of martyrs" - Hasan al-Basri
Black Chapter, for all religious and political debate that doesn't fit in the Flood.

After getting sick of applying for summer positions I basically wrote for the 'why should we hire you?' part of application forms 'because I need a job.' and then proceeded to make a memorable impression. I'm so not getting hired.

I might resort to putting cute drawings in my CV.

  • 04.25.2012 4:37 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: dmbfan09
Any resume with a lion on it is a resume of a person I'd hire.

What if I dressed like a lion and came to your birthday parties?

  • 04.25.2012 4:51 PM PDT

Mythic members are like people with tattoos. Just as soon as you become a Mythic member, you can kick anyone's ass. It really works.

PM Policy. By Deus_Ex_Machina

Don't feel bad OP, my interview consisted of a lot of "Just pretend it's a submarine."

  • 04.26.2012 11:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rhea
Canada isn't that important that it needs two of the same threads on page one.


Posted by: dmbfan09
Any resume with a lion on it is a resume of a person I'd hire.


rawr~

  • 04.26.2012 11:49 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

You guys need to hire this guy

  • 04.27.2012 10:14 AM PDT
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When the game is over, the king and pawn go into the same box

Being a moderator requires a high pain threshold.

  • 04.27.2012 10:19 AM PDT
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  • Exalted Mythic Member

I came for Halo, but I heard the Tru7h, fought thru Carnage, and stayed for Bungie.

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.--Teddy Roosevelt

Posted by: Coux73
Being a moderator requires a high pain threshold.

*cracks whip*

  • 04.28.2012 3:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jace Beleren
my resume

cover letter

Now if I may insist, where is the line for this position? If there isn't one i would like to be at the front of it.

any and all help is appreciated :)


I can't read the resume, but you're a legend my friend, they should give you the Ninja status just because of that.

  • 04.28.2012 4:39 PM PDT

I've been here a decent amount of time to know you're all crazy

The animals were a nice touch

  • 04.28.2012 4:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: ShadedSpartan17
The animals were a nice touch


I bet the paper smelled nice...

  • 04.28.2012 4:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Underdog
It's all about Da Benjamins!


i got my pile next to me. you may sniff but you cant have any of it.

  • 05.21.2012 3:28 PM PDT

*Sgt

CAN'T READ UR RESUME BRO, PLUS U DIDN'T EVEN ATACH SUM REFERENCES OR A TRANSCRPT. THIS IS A PROFESHENAL SITE AND U APARENTLEE CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT.

  • 05.21.2012 3:44 PM PDT
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

Forum Ninja Application

1. Hujgup
2. Australia (Melbourne)
3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest. Foman > everyone else

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
Because he sends me warnings instead of bans sometimes.

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
Halcyon, because he's a stuck-up prat. (please don't sue)

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

It works. There doesn't need to be a logical reason if it works.

  • 05.21.2012 8:20 PM PDT