- Bungie Sam
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- Fabled Legendary Member
I did this for the lulz.
Forum Ninja Application
1. User Name: Bungie Sam
2. Location: Bungie.net
3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above
a
4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Because displaying my ability to rank staff in appearance proves I can moderate forums.
5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
I pick Foman because read question 5.
6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above
a, he's likely having the time of his life swimming in the oceans of candy kingdom.
7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
One of the inactive ones that hasn't posted for years and is likely to be a 343 employee.
8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)
d; sane.
9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never
a. Auto-replies FTW.
10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.
a.
11. Please explain why the following statement is true:
"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."
The alpha male and his beta wolves cannot expect the pack to be civil unless they intimidate them through physical attack. Positive reinforcement can't be implemented on a forum, thus negative reinforcement is the best way to keep users civil.
The lion king cannot expect to sit back and be king, his pride must know their place amongst his reign.
[Edited on 04.25.2012 4:39 PM PDT]