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@Geegs30

I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods. If you're more into that field of work, PM me your resume.

[Edited on 05.21.2012 8:45 PM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 8:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Geegs30
I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods.


Prove it.

  • 05.21.2012 8:32 PM PDT

I read page 1 and Page 5... page 1 is classic, lack of hundie comprehension :p nb4membermodithinkitwouldbefuntofilloutthe'application 9;

  • 05.22.2012 6:11 AM PDT

Roll the dice, try again.

Posted by: Geegs30
I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods. If you're more into that field of work, PM me your resume.

Lol. You're not even in the shadow mod group. Link

  • 05.22.2012 6:15 AM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."

Who is on graveyard duty that thinks its needed to dig up these threads?

[Edited on 05.22.2012 6:18 AM PDT]

  • 05.22.2012 6:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: Marathon
Posted by: Geegs30
I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods. If you're more into that field of work, PM me your resume.

Lol. You're not even in the shadow mod group. Link
More like the mods are in our shadow.

  • 05.22.2012 6:39 AM PDT

Check out The Game Lounge

I love this man...

Not only is he presenting his resume for a position that doesn't pay money, but he is ignoring the fact that Bungie said that there is no place to sign up, nor should he ask to become a mod!

What a rebel!

  • 05.22.2012 8:32 AM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

Posted by: Skibur
More like the mods are in our shadow.
Shh, the time isn't right

  • 05.22.2012 8:37 PM PDT

My YouTube Channel
Bungiepedia Page

"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

Posted by: Marathon
Posted by: Geegs30
I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods. If you're more into that field of work, PM me your resume.

Lol. You're not even in the shadow mod group. Link
You might want to tread lightly.

  • 05.22.2012 9:27 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

YANW has nothing to do with shadow mods. Skibur told me that if i said anything else, i'd lose my special status as a -redacted-

[Edited on 05.22.2012 9:31 PM PDT]

  • 05.22.2012 9:31 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Skibur
Posted by: Marathon
Posted by: Geegs30
I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods. If you're more into that field of work, PM me your resume.

Lol. You're not even in the shadow mod group. Link
More like the mods are in our shadow.

let me join skibur...I know you want me...I can see it in your eyes.

  • 05.22.2012 9:31 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

This aught to be good...

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name
homocidalham

2. Location
The middle of nowhere, USA

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
[e.] All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.

Foman, True Underdog, Recon Number 54, The Slayer, Duardo, El Roboto, BobBQ, bobcast, Ash, borrowedchief, Butane, Dazarobbo, Gods Prophet, just another fan, odmichael, Old Papa Rich, Lord Revan, Nedus, Sir Fragula, Senor Leche, evilcam, and Qbix89.

If a mod is not on this list, they are probably too unremarkable to remember, so consider them between just another fan and odmichael.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?

Foman gave me a complement once, thereby validating my existence.

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
[e.] All of the above

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?

Deej. He brings joy to the community, and joy is the sworn enemy of all Ninjas.

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
[d.] Other (please specify)

Blind folded. Justice should be blind.

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
[b.] Never

Every private message should be answered with a ban. If it's a message from someone a can't ban, I will randomly ban a randomly selected user.

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
[e.] None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

Because mods are the boss and users must know this.

[Edited on 05.24.2012 12:39 PM PDT]

  • 05.23.2012 2:13 AM PDT

Posted by: mister death
Posted by: Skibur
Posted by: Marathon
Posted by: Geegs30
I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods. If you're more into that field of work, PM me your resume.

Lol. You're not even in the shadow mod group. Link
More like the mods are in our shadow.

let me join skibur...I know you want me...I can see it in your eyes.
I think you need to read the motto.

  • 05.23.2012 2:19 AM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

How have you not been nit picked by Microsoft yet? You are obviously an awesome worker and are very intelligent

  • 05.23.2012 3:23 AM PDT

Roll the dice, try again.

Posted by: Primo84
Posted by: Marathon
Posted by: Geegs30
I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods. If you're more into that field of work, PM me your resume.

Lol. You're not even in the shadow mod group. Link
You might want to tread lightly.

Consider me swimming away?

  • 05.23.2012 6:10 AM PDT

I'm a a Pegasus/unicorn pony who is the co-ruler of Equestria; along with my sister Princess Luna. We are both responsible for raising the sun and the moon and stars. I am the mentor of Twilight Sparkle. She is my faithful student.


Posted by: Song
Someone hire this man.

  • 05.23.2012 6:11 AM PDT

I'm a a Pegasus/unicorn pony who is the co-ruler of Equestria; along with my sister Princess Luna. We are both responsible for raising the sun and the moon and stars. I am the mentor of Twilight Sparkle. She is my faithful student.

1. User Name:
-PrincessCeIestia.

2. Location:
-Canterlot of Equestria.

3. C: Naked pics of Stosh.

4.
-Recon Number 54.(I want to share a bed with him.)
-Foman.
-Old Papa Rich.
-Bobcast.
-Duardo.
-True Underdog.
-Lord Revan.
-Evilcam.
-Ash.
-Borrowedchief.
-Butane.
-Dazarobbo.
-El Roboto.
-BobBQ.
-Gods Prophet.
-Just another fan.
-Odmichael.
-Sir Fragula.
-Senor Leche.
-Qbix89.

5. Recon Number 54. I really don't like Foman.(Please don't ban me.)

6. A and B only.

7. Stosh. He still hates toast.

8. Drunk and high.

9. Never. Let them die in a whole.

10. E.

11. Because we have to show them who is in charge just so they don't get out of line.

  • 05.23.2012 6:21 AM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
-True Underdog
Young Grasshopper of The Year: ChorrizoTapatio 2012

A little bit of sausage, a little bit of hot sauce, a whole lot of awesome. Have a question? Ask me!
Chapter

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name
-ChorrizoTapatio
2. Location
-Under your bed.
3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above
- B, obviously. Ladies love banhammers.

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
-We all know every one of the Forum Ninja are equally hawt and get all the ladies. Hawt Chix.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
- Foman because,"The best part of PAX is meeting Foman123" -True Underdog

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above
-D. Yoozel will be fine, he's done this before.

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?

-Achronos. Why? BECAUSE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)

-D. Sober, why? Because i'll need all my genius to thick of something witty to say as I ban people and then post it in their thread.

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never

-B. If I banned them, they most likely deserved it. I don't believe in the whole "My little brother got on my account and bla bla bla" excuse. I will read the appeal message however.

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

-C. I don't argue. I debate. I am the master debator.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

-Because the quote must be from Foman which automatically means it's correct.

[Edited on 05.23.2012 9:49 AM PDT]

  • 05.23.2012 9:48 AM PDT

Such a rebelliousness topic!

  • 05.23.2012 9:52 AM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x

LMAO 10/10

  • 05.23.2012 1:15 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Nerd Boi
Posted by: mister death
Posted by: Skibur
Posted by: Marathon
Posted by: Geegs30
I'm the recruiter/interviewer for the Shadow Mods. If you're more into that field of work, PM me your resume.

Lol. You're not even in the shadow mod group. Link
More like the mods are in our shadow.

let me join skibur...I know you want me...I can see it in your eyes.
I think you need to read the motto.

35?

  • 05.23.2012 1:24 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

Here's my application;
Page 1

Thank you.

[Edited on 05.23.2012 2:09 PM PDT]

  • 05.23.2012 1:38 PM PDT

Join SIP today! We smell good. Promise.


It's like a gigantic snowball, rolling down a mountain, eating kids on the way.


Posted by: defnop552
Here's my application;
Page 1

Thank you.


I would give you the job just for the ban boots. Every mod needs ban boots.

  • 05.23.2012 3:44 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

Posted by: FlexedCookie
Posted by: defnop552
Here's my application;
Page 1

Thank you.


I would give you the job just for the ban boots. Every mod needs ban boots.
I thought the ban boots were a necessity to moderate defectively?

  • 05.23.2012 3:57 PM PDT

You can only look out into space and wonder... see you Starside

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  • 05.23.2012 6:27 PM PDT