- homocidalham
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- Exalted Mythic Member
"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.
Now try how and why."
This aught to be good...
Forum Ninja Application
1. User Name
homocidalham
2. Location
The middle of nowhere, USA
3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
[e.] All of the above
4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Foman, True Underdog, Recon Number 54, The Slayer, Duardo, El Roboto, BobBQ, bobcast, Ash, borrowedchief, Butane, Dazarobbo, Gods Prophet, just another fan, odmichael, Old Papa Rich, Lord Revan, Nedus, Sir Fragula, Senor Leche, evilcam, and Qbix89.
If a mod is not on this list, they are probably too unremarkable to remember, so consider them between just another fan and odmichael.
5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
Foman gave me a complement once, thereby validating my existence.
6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
[e.] All of the above
7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
Deej. He brings joy to the community, and joy is the sworn enemy of all Ninjas.
8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
[d.] Other (please specify)
Blind folded. Justice should be blind.
9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
[b.] Never
Every private message should be answered with a ban. If it's a message from someone a can't ban, I will randomly ban a randomly selected user.
10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
[e.] None of the above are inappropriate reasons.
11. Please explain why the following statement is true:
"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."
Because mods are the boss and users must know this.
[Edited on 05.24.2012 12:39 PM PDT]