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Posted by: x Foman123 x

Fill this out and we'll get back to you:

Forum Ninja Application

1. User Name
LoneWolf4Life

2. Location
Orlando, Florida, United States, North America, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe.

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
x Foman123 x, everyone else does not compare.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
Foman of course! He is the strongest, most intellegent, and best looking mod that ever existed!

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above
I would help him, but this would be a moment too good to go to waste.

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
Anyone except the almighty Foman.

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)
Hungover.

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never
It has to be answered eventually, but they need to suffer.

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

The users of Bungie.net need to be reminded... Teh mods r pretty cool guys, they ban teh users and doesn't afraid of anything!

Did I mention Foman is awesome?



[Edited on 05.23.2012 7:08 PM PDT]

  • 05.23.2012 6:47 PM PDT
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roses are red
violets are violet

im kind of drunk right now
give me another beer

  • 05.23.2012 11:35 PM PDT

Rock Chalk Real Talk
Minnesotan, currently going to school at KU.


@Geegs30

Posted by: Seven
roses are red
violets are violet

im kind of drunk right now
give me another beer

This guy is a shoe-in

  • 05.23.2012 11:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Roses are gray.
Violets are gray.

I'm a dog.

  • 05.23.2012 11:49 PM PDT

Consol Embu
Xbox Ambassador

Hello community, If you have any questions or concerns then please feel free to ask, whatever it may be and I will answer them to the best of my knowledge/ability. (It may not be THE answer you're looking for but AN answer is better than NO answer.)

KEEP CALM AND PLAY XBOX
Thank you.


Posted by: True Underdog
It's all about Da Hamiltons!


fix'd

  • 05.24.2012 10:06 AM PDT

It's my barb---err action figure and I will dress him how I please.

Someone hire this guy now!

  • 05.25.2012 1:59 AM PDT

Hey, I'm Dark_Farlane. What's up?
I'm a Brony and a big Whovian and is in Beatlemania.
BUNGIE 7/7 FOREVER


Posted by: x Foman123 x
c. Naked pics of stosh
Stosh won't go near me after that Toast thread :(

  • 06.24.2012 5:56 PM PDT

I ♥ Bungie!

Wish you the best dude.

  • 06.24.2012 5:57 PM PDT

Graphic Design in Seattle.Not Pro.
All around nice guy.
Step 7=In Progress
My piece featured in the Mail Sack

Haha,One of the funniest things I've seen all day!

  • 06.24.2012 9:04 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
c. Naked pics of stosh

Someone's been looking at my computer.

though to be accurate it is actually c:\naked pics of stosh

  • 06.24.2012 9:12 PM PDT

yay necrobumps

  • 06.24.2012 9:22 PM PDT

Destiny Awaits ◑·

See you Starside

Hahaha i love what this topic has turned into! Lol i love all of the applications floating around! Lol!

  • 06.24.2012 10:18 PM PDT

1. Opt1mu5Pr1m3 15
2. In a back alley

3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above <----

4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
They're all ugly.

5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
Cause he hasn't banned me yet

6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above
secret option f. Throw him out the window <----

7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why? I'd ban all of them

8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify) <--- On alot of perscription drugs

9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never <----

10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons. <----

11. Please explain why the following statement is true:

"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."

Cause it's what I'd do

[Edited on 06.24.2012 11:06 PM PDT]

  • 06.24.2012 11:04 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

How is this thread still alive....OT: I've been doing wet noodle preperations. I have a professional wet noodle handler come over everyday for 3 hours to prepare me for the event. I have the welts and bruises to prove it.

  • 06.24.2012 11:16 PM PDT


Posted by: mister death
How is this thread still alive....


Cause it's hilarious.

  • 06.24.2012 11:17 PM PDT

Funny thread

  • 06.24.2012 11:40 PM PDT

Ah, someone leaked. Now to find the leak and.... plug it.
With justice.

I use coup 5
Never Played halo 1 = Invalid opinion
Bloom isn't whats broken, its your idea of what good is and your opinion
Thats like saying uber nerf armor lock because like 20 percent of the community hates it. Oh wait..................


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: True Underdog
Yo, OP. Float me a few hundies and you don't need to fill out that app.

Wink wink nudge nudge


whats a "hundie"?


Forum money of course

  • 06.25.2012 4:54 PM PDT

Ah, someone leaked. Now to find the leak and.... plug it.
With justice.

I use coup 5
Never Played halo 1 = Invalid opinion
Bloom isn't whats broken, its your idea of what good is and your opinion
Thats like saying uber nerf armor lock because like 20 percent of the community hates it. Oh wait..................


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: x Foman123 x
c. Naked pics of stosh

Someone's been looking at my computer.

though to be accurate it is actually c:\naked pics of stosh


So important he keeps them right on /root C;

  • 06.25.2012 4:54 PM PDT