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What? Got something against Yetis?
Every time you report something, it sends an electrical shock to a Keebler Elf, whom checks B.net and runs to tell a Moderator.
Why Keebler Elves you might ask?
Because back in 1994, Bungie signed a contract with the Keebler Elves for free cookies in exchange for the Soffish. Unfortunately for them, there was something in the fine print that their lawyers didn't see. They were to be Bungies slaves for all of eternity.
Who do you think built their slingshot?
[Edited on 04.24.2012 5:42 PM PDT]