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Subject: Imagine you are the defendant in a Bungie Court...
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Lets say you were caught trying to sabotage the slingshot or something.
Among the people on Bungie you must pick 15 people to be on the jury. And one person to be judge.

I know, I know, in a real court you wouldn't pick your own jury, but this is Bungie...

  • 04.28.2012 7:49 PM PDT

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[Edited on 04.28.2012 7:51 PM PDT]

  • 04.28.2012 7:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: arch4ng13
I REPRESENT MYSELF!
I OBJECT!

  • 04.28.2012 7:51 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Lancexlink

Posted by: arch4ng13
I REPRESENT MYSELF!
I OBJECT!


Hold it

  • 04.28.2012 7:53 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
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Off with his head!

  • 04.28.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?

Can I bring in a crowd of the worst rule breakers and trolls to be in the stands? That way I would look better by comparison.

  • 04.28.2012 8:24 PM PDT

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I would pick all the people that will do what ever i say.... and that is why they dont let you pick your own jury.

  • 04.28.2012 8:25 PM PDT

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I would pick anyone from the flood as my jury, as they seem to enjoy breaking rules and would hence favor me. I would pick Stosh as my judge because people would have an easier time pointing fingers when I get set free.

  • 04.28.2012 9:11 PM PDT

I'd pick whoever can make the best impression of an Imperial Guard from Oblivion to stand in as bailiff, and then I'd attempt escape, just so that I could hear "Stop, criminal scum!" once more before being launched into space on a giant slingshot.

Because let's be honest: This is a court of (supposed) law monitored by a future dystopian Bungie nearing world domination, there's no way they're going to let me off the hook.

[Edited on 04.28.2012 9:26 PM PDT]

  • 04.28.2012 9:25 PM PDT

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You all have no rights. Case closed.

  • 04.28.2012 9:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Lancexlink

Posted by: arch4ng13
I REPRESENT MYSELF!
I OBJECT!


Hold it

I'll go one better, I object!

  • 04.28.2012 10:59 PM PDT

>implying that there'd be a court in bungie world

You'd be put on a scale and if you weighed less than Marty you'd be spared. Those who weighed more would be sent to space.

[Edited on 04.28.2012 11:13 PM PDT]

  • 04.28.2012 11:07 PM PDT

Permission to approach the bench?

  • 04.28.2012 11:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lancexlink
I know, I know, in a real court you wouldn't pick your own jury, but this is Bungie...

Exactly, which makes me wonder why you think they'd allow you a right to trial by jury....or trial at all.

Not likely to be acquitted in this scenario.

  • 04.28.2012 11:29 PM PDT

Кланяються мені!

You are charged with 3 counts of possession of extended characters with intent to spam. How do you plead?

  • 04.28.2012 11:37 PM PDT
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You are charged with 3 counts of possession of extended characters with intent to spam. How do you plead?

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  • 04.28.2012 11:41 PM PDT
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CAVX x 15.

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  • 04.28.2012 11:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

I'd pick TGP because of the great quotes he spews out like silk off the back of a duck.

I choose a jury of my peers, Legendary Members.

  • 04.28.2012 11:46 PM PDT

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I plead the 5th.

  • 04.28.2012 11:48 PM PDT

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Off with his head!

  • 04.29.2012 12:08 AM PDT

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Posted by: THORSGOD
>implying that there'd be a court in bungie world

You'd be put on a scale and if you weighed less than Marty you'd be spared. Those who weighed more would be sent to space.
This is the only option.

Marty turned me into a newt!

[Edited on 04.29.2012 12:26 AM PDT]

  • 04.29.2012 12:22 AM PDT

Posted by: ChorrizoTapatio
I plead the fif.
FTFY.

  • 04.29.2012 1:09 AM PDT