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Subject: What are your favorite Sayings and Quotes?
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List any saying or quote that you like (or hate)- Sayings, quotes, Sigs, Laws, and etc... or come up with your own.
They can funny, Deep, annoying (but no flaming please), retarded, and etc...

So here are a couple that I like;


If anything can go wrong it will.

Pinky and the Brain-
"Pinky, promise me something.
What, Brain?
Never breed.
Ok, I'll try"

"I've been dead before" -Spock

"The sleeper must awaken" -Duke Leto Atreides

"Butt Kicking for Goodness!!' -Minsc

Out there, they are waiting...

Mangle Him, Really

Smells Like Napalm, Tastes like Chicken


[Edited on 9/23/2004 10:42:38 AM]

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good ones, I really like the one about Elton John and Eminem.



If it aint broke, don't fix it.

If it doesn't work, force it
If that doesn't work, get a hammer
If it breaks it needed replacing anyways.

If you don't care where you are, ya aint lost.

"He's got a lock on me! He's got a L-- *sssssssss, click*" <big Explosion> -Mechwarrior

The optimist says we live in the best of all possible worlds,
the pessimist fears that this is true.

Always borrow from a pessimist, they don't expect to get it back.

Murphy was an optimist.

It's always uphill, in the rain, and against the wind.

Don't -Blam- into the wind

[Edited on 9/23/2004 12:37:12 PM]

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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. "
-Douglas Adams

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Girls have cooties, I just want to catch them- My mentor

I can click a hundred channels faster than you can blink- A friend

(Douglas Adams rocks, and Monty Python too.)

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DIE WHITE GIRLS!-Coheed and Cambria

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"...KIK U 2 DETH!" -Trow
"Frog blast the vent core!" -Simulacrums
"So, they've finally toppled the Mad, Deadly, Worldwide, Gangster, Communist, Frankenstein Computer God!" -A Dwarf

  • 09.23.2004 1:49 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

"He is the demon spawn of the El Chupacabra and.... Richard Simmons!"

"I'da been your daddy but that dog beat me over the fence!"

"Aww man! I'm outta here!"

"Don't forget your purse, sissy!"

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They cant hit us from that dist..........[a general from the cival war]

There are 2 things that are eternal the universe and human stupidity and im skeptical about the first[Albert Einstien]

The greatest and worst ivention ever made by man is the tellavision[a wise man]

A man who never made a mistake never made anything[a philosifer]

The human mind is the greatest and worst thing in this universe[myself]

Flys spread deseas so keep yours closed[a ww2 training film for marines]

Guns dont kill people people kill people[a wse man]

Im gonna stop now before this devolves into a politiacal disscusion[myself in this thread]

  • 09.23.2004 8:22 PM PDT

Gamertag: Sarge 117

"Remember, you are unique. Just like everybody else."

"If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of progress?"

"Good health is just the slowest possible rate at which you can die."

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"I've got a boner for murder!!!" sarge

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if airports are so safe why do we call the place where you get on the plane a terminal?

look into my eyes you'll see who i am my name is lucifer please take my hand-black sabbath NIB

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"...I thought I had an appetite for destruction...but all I wanted was a club sandwich."

Homer

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Sealab has some pretty funny quotes. Capt. Murphy is totally the -blam!-.

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It doesn't take a telepath to tell what you're thinkin. - Lt. Kerrigan

Got any questions about propane? Or, propane accessories?- Firebat

Get me outa this chickeny -BEEP- outfit.- Marine

I knew I shoulda stayed in bed this mornin.- Cpt. Raynor

E=MC... Argh, let me get my notepad.- Science Vessel

*Screeching sound in backround* Who let these lab monkeys free?.- Science Vessel

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Never argue with a fool. He will just drag you down to his level and beat you woth experience. - someone

Let's see how yer guts be looking like! - Korgan Bloodaxe

Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! -Minsc

I grow tired of fighting this mage! Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so that he does not raise again. Evil, meet Sword, Sword, meet EVIIIL!! - Minsc

Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details. *sqeak sqeak*- Minsc and Boo

Cities are always filled with evil and decay... So let's give it a good shake and see what falls out! - Minsc

Ahh! A fine oppurtunity to fling some spells at paladins, former or not! - Edvin Oddessiron

You have surpassed the exceedingly low expactations I had of you. (though just barerly)- Edvin Oddessiron

My name is Edvin Oddessiron, though you may refer to me only as 'sir' if you wish a less syllable extensive workout.- Edvin

You... ýou have brushed me aside with your words. You are not going to free me! I will stop you from abandon more friends! Aargh!
The bars! They bend and twist with my beserker strength! Now you will, now...
Ohh! Ahh! I understand now! You said what you did just to get me mad! Mad enough to break free, hahaha! You are as smart as Boo sometimes.- Minsc

I cannot be caged.
I cannot be controlled.
Understand this as you die
Ever pathethic, ever fools.- Jon Irenicus

Don't tell me I have played Baldur's Gate II too much. I have only completed it with the expansion about five times.


[Edited on 9/24/2004 5:07:39 AM]

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"Ride the pony"

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Tick; It's time to think of a battlecry chum...
Arthur; What... you mean like "Not in the face!"?
Tick; Hmmm lacks force... You need something more like... Spoon!

I'm so excited, all six of my nipples are tingling! -Cat, Red Dwarf

Rimmer; How bout you call me by my nickname at school?
Lister; What? Bone'ead?
Rimmer; How did you know that? No I mean the one they never called me... Ace.
Lister; Well maybe Ace-Hole but not Ace...

This land is made of... LOVE AND PEACE! - Vash the Stampede

We are not like God... Our powers are limited and, at times, we must play the Devil - Wolfwood

Bedivere; How do you know so much about swallows?
Arthur; You have to know these things when you're king you know...

This is a local shop for locals... theres nothing for you here! - Edward and Tubbs

Kakashi's Tracking dog; If you do this I'll let you touch my pads... They're soft and bouncy!
Shikamaru; Huh?
Kakashi's Hunting Dog; Ok I lied... they're REALLY soft and bouncy!!!

Donkey; Say somethign outrageous... like... You're wearing women's underwear...
Pinoccio; I'm wearing womens underwear...
*nose doesn't grow*
Gingerbread Man; You mean you are?
Pinoccio; No I'm not
*nose grows*
Gingerbread Man; Hey it's a G-string!

I could go forever...

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Life is like a bucket of milk; all the cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

"If life hands you a lemon, and you don't have anything else, squirt it in someone's eyes and run like hell." -spiderman

It will rain right after you wash your car, but washing car to make it rain doesn't work.

You will find what you are looking for in the last place you look.

For every great I idea, there is equal and opposite criticism.

Smile tomorrow will be worse.

Profanity is the language programmers know best.

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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.-- Bill Maher

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.-- Albert Einstein

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.-- Rodney Dangerfield

And, of course, there's my current sig.

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My life was stolen by mexicans- ObbiQuiet

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Wow, You guys all like really -blam!- phrases! I can't belive how dumb some of you are. Get a life and quit watching stupid -blam!- while sucking on your mom's -blam!-. Stupid F u c k e r s

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6 out of 5 doctors say its okay to be schitzo

DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia

Plasmoids are a gas.

[Edited on 9/28/2004 7:30:01 AM]

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Confucius say...

Man who puts head on railroad track get splitting headache
Man who run behind car gets exhausted
Man who run in front of bus gets tired
Man who blows his nose without hanky puts matter into his own hands
Man who jumps through screen door is strained
Man who sits on hot stove will rise again
Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion

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