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Subject: You play too much Halo!
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The first ten ways I can think of when you play too much halo are:

1. Your fingers are x,y,b and a shaped.

2. You walk into the local library and demand the index.

3. You worshop anybody with the last name Johnson.

4. You expect to see a reticle( the thing that you aim with) when you open your eyes every morning.

5. When you look at a night sky you salute the UNSC space corps battle formation.

6. You expect to see yourself in third person when you enter a vehicle.

7. You go to a cemetery and dig up some one's bones, then you go around with their skull expecting something different to happen.

ex. you think that if you shoot someone's head, it will explode like a plasma grenade. You think that you are invisible, etc.

8. When you hear that a flood is coming on the news you grab your shotgun and put on your "spartan" armor.

9. You toss rolled up blue socks at people and you wonder why the didn't die a horrible, bloody death.

10. You say wort, wort, wort more than two times a day.

Please keep adding on to the list and remember to number your answers.

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11. Anytime you need ammo you shoot a cop and then wonder whys everybody shooting at you.

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12. When you here that someone commited suicide on the news you say "fn delevelers."
13. When you get to quick hits on people in dodgeball and you yell "Double Kill."

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14. You attempt to board a cop's car. (Not a good idea by the way ;) )

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15. You see someone sitting down in your local libary and mutter to yourself " -blam!- campers"

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16. Someone falls over in the street, so you run up and start "body humping them" shouting: "you got owned!"

17. You start talking to "the AI, in your head"

18. You go to buy a car and say "where the -blam!- are the gauss warthogs!!!"

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Posted by: GruntBuster
15. You see someone sitting down in your local libary and mutter to yourself " -blam!- campers"


Hehe, I like it :D

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19. You start wondering why there are multiples of this dumb thread...

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21. You get 2 people in dodgeball and shout "double kill"

21.b. You kick people wearing orange t-shirts because you think "it's the hunters weak spot"

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22. While being intimate with your lady friend, you yell "Bomb armed! Bomb planted!" at the top of your lungs.

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23. You walk up to a 5y.o playing with a hola-hoop and break it, then walk away muttering "is it over cortana!"

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24. You have an account on B.net (even if you do have one it does not make you a geek)

25. You have a poster of Materchief in your rrom.

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26.) You run into your brother's room for 5 seconds holding a soccerball, leave it there, and run out shouting "WATCH OUT! IT'S ARMED NOOBS!"

27.) On the toilet, doing number 2, you yell "Bomb armed, Bomb planted!".

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26. In a football match you steal the corner flag and shout "Flag taken!".

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27. you dream of killing eletes

28.you see grunts in your closet

29. you get a toy shotgun and shoot it at a fly while you think its a drone

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30. You put an orange cone ontop of your dog and pretend you have a pet grunt.

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This is the way the world ends.

-Cortana

Take the Skull Challenge

(Have not read halo books.)

31. When writing with a pencil it says press Y to dual weild eraser.

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32. You here there are going to be flash floods in the weather report and you grab your shotgun and your "spartan armor.

33. You don't eat popcor cause it looks like the flood.

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35. While in the city you look up in the air for modders... (thats Turf for the slow ones)

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...only in The Flood

36) When you pick up your knife at the dinner table you see in the corner of your eye: hold X to dual wield fork
37) You think the story is real and we are decendants of forerunners

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38 you when you see a streetlight you say THE COVENET ARE COMEING11!!1
39 when you are sick you think that its coused by flood infection fourms

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Subject: You play too much Halo!
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wow

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40 when you play halo you put on your XBL headphones and talk to the carectors

41 when its your birthday you have MC's helmet on the cake

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