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Subject: You play too much Halo!
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42. you go on b.net every day

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42 when you come to school late and you say it was because of 'lag'

43 you jump out of your apartment window and expect to live because you don't take fall damage.

44 you try to jump as high as MC does

45 you go up to someone and punch them in the back and expect them to fall down and die

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46 you always are master chif for halloween

47 you make mater chif action figures

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48. Your playing Hockey when you pick up your stick, aim it at someone and say, "i'm going to no scope your ass!"

49. You mistake soccer balls for the monitor and footballs for sentinals.

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50 you play halo all night

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Oh, hello there.

50. When you see airplanes in the sky you says " Covenent Dropships on approach".

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51. You mistake old people with walking sticks for Spec-Op Elites with plasma swords! xD

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52 you think that eletes are hideing under your bed

53 you think when it snows you are at contanement

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54. When your teacher tells your class you're going to the Library, you pull out a shotgun and wonder where the flood are

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55 you have master chif as a imaganary freind

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56. you made a 3D Mister Chief from last week's Update. (I did XD)

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57. You live by the motto WWJD ( what would Johnson do)

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58 you beat the heck out of nintendo

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Posted by: GruntBuster
21. You get 2 people in dodgeball and shout "double kill"

21.b. You kick people wearing orange t-shirts because you think "it's the hunters weak spot"


I already said that on number 13

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?: When you make dumb threads like these.

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whatever #. When you post this in the wrong thread!

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Subject: You play too much Halo!

7: When you feel the need to spam a Halo bored...

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59: when in a large crowd your grenade finger twitches.

their is a thread exactly like this in the Halo 2 forum, it got over 1000 reasons.

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62. When you miss a shot in basketball you blame it on lag

63. When your teacher asks you why you weren't paying attention in class you say you were bluescreened

64. You get pulled over for speeding and say "I am so loosing my level for this"

65. If you have the Covenant Writ of Union Canto I or Cortana's dialogue from the Halo 3 announcement trailer in your signature

66. when your name is hobo grunt

67. you're driving down the road and start to hum to Halo theme song for dramatic effect

68. One of your best pickup lines is "Betcha I can stick it"

69. you start laughing when you think of the number 69. O wait, that has nothing to do with Halo

70. When you're in church and you yell in protest when your priest mentions a prophet

71. When a kid makes fun of you in school (for reading the halo: conversations from the universe in class) you tell him that when the great journey comes, he will be left behind.

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60: When you see birds you yell: "Buggers! Heading over the rooftops!"

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This is the way the world ends.

-Cortana

Take the Skull Challenge

(Have not read halo books.)

72: When you buy a million dollars in computer upgrades just to see mods for the latest pc games that have to do with halo.

73: When you buy a mod chip for your xbox to see the golden warthog.

74: When you hear the word bomb you think you are on Zanzibar.

75: When you see a car sign you think you are on Headlong.

76: When you go to the zoo and see a wharthog you try to board it.

77: When you get stung by a bee you wait to respawn.

78: When you go to pick somthing up you wait to see press X to pick up the object.

79: When people tell you they saw a ghost you ask if they boarded it.

80: When your locked out of the house you try to look for the lift thing.

81: When someone is called a brute you try to shoot them.



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82 ( were doing good) when sombody reads your mind he hears blow me away

83 when you are playing halo you see more grunts

84 you think grunts are takeing over the world

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to funny

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85 you run around your house yeling IM MODDING
86you mod your xbox to make a halo3 movie
87 you play with you food the mareines are the peas and the covies are mashed patatos

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93: When playing Golf you carry your club like a BR and steal the flag near the hole and hop in the cabbie and drive back home.

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