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Subject: Questions Bout Moderators-to be answered by a moderator
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Is Bungie lookin for moderators?Caus I wanna Become one.

  • 06.03.2006 12:20 PM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC

You have to let Recon chop off 7 of your toes.

If you go without making a sound or crying then you pass and become a mod.

[Edited on 6/3/2006]

  • 06.03.2006 12:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: EAGLES5
You have to let recon chop off 7 of your toes.

If you go without making a sound or crying then you pass and become a mod.

I tought you had to pass the banana test without screaming.

  • 06.03.2006 12:31 PM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC

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Posted by: EAGLES5
You have to let recon chop off 7 of your toes.

If you go without making a sound or crying then you pass and become a mod.

I tought you had to pass the banana test without screaming.



Ewww Thats gross.

  • 06.03.2006 12:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: HighTechN9ne
Is Bungie lookin for moderators?Caus I wanna Become one.

I doubt they're going to pick someone who can not even spell because right. :P

  • 06.03.2006 12:34 PM PDT
Subject: One Question. One answer. Whether you like it...
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I love these threads; they swiftly become display cases for Septagon-dwellers' creativity and sarcasm. Which I enjoy. ^.^

Becoming a moderator > the Twelve Tasks.

Or <...? Ah, I hate those silly x > y things. =P

  • 06.03.2006 12:41 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

It is common amongst the Septagonians that if you ask to be a moderator, you are instantly taken off of the List (provided you were on the List in the first place). You are then added to the Other List. What happens to people on the Other List is not known by the Septagonians, but we have heard two stories. The first involves hippos. The second simply states that those members never become moderators. We believe the first one because it sounds more omenous.

Now, for the real answer: Everything you want to know about the Ninjas.

  • 06.03.2006 12:48 PM PDT
Subject: Questions Bout Moderators-to be answered by a moderator
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I R TEH MODRATOR. I MEK YOU 1 TO BECASE YOU ASKED. LOL

  • 06.03.2006 12:49 PM PDT
Subject: One Question. One answer. Whether you like it...
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The chances of becoming a mod are about the same as having a dishwasher fall on you...

  • 06.03.2006 12:52 PM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC

Posted by: Drag
The chances of becoming a mod are about the same as having a dishwasher fall on you...


Thats happend to me twice.

  • 06.03.2006 12:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: HighTechN9ne
Is Bungie lookin for moderators?Caus I wanna Become one.


*clears throat*

No.

  • 06.03.2006 1:22 PM PDT
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Seriously, don't take me seriously.

Underground Pleasure - aren't you a bit curious?

You just lost your chance at becoming one.

  • 06.03.2006 1:27 PM PDT
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Do you have what it takes to become a ninja? Join Ninja Academy
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Anyone's chances of becoming a moderator are slim. I don't think this post hurt him any.

  • 06.03.2006 1:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

The basic policy is that you don't have a chance if you ask to be one.

  • 06.03.2006 1:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: HighTechN9ne
Is Bungie lookin for moderators?Caus I wanna Become one.

"Is Bungie.net looking for moderators? I ask because one day I wish to become one."
Maybe if you edit your post to this, they won't laugh at you.

  • 06.03.2006 2:03 PM PDT

I'm not sure how many people could handle a noodle whipping. I hear most dont live to tell the tale........

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  • 06.03.2006 2:17 PM PDT
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Or survive against Mr. Chief. . . . the stories . . .

  • 06.03.2006 2:26 PM PDT
Subject: One Question. One answer. Whether you like it...

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Posted by: Drag
The chances of becoming a mod are about the same as having a dishwasher fall on you...
That made me laugh. :)

Then something hit me like a dish washer-
it must have been one of those zombies.


  • 06.03.2006 2:50 PM PDT
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My friend, you would not tell with ſuch high zeſt
To children ardent for ſome deſperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum eſt
Pro patria mori.

The first rule of Mod-Club is you don't talk about Mod-Club... Come on people, this is simple stuff!

  • 06.03.2006 8:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sir Fragula
The first rule of Mod-Club is you don't talk about Mod-Club... Come on people, this is simple stuff!


I believe TGP was going around telling everyone about the first rule of the Moderator Club. He worded it in such an odd (and slightly disgusting depending upon how you look at it) way:

You don't ask to be in Mod Club. Mod Club ask to be in you.

  • 06.03.2006 8:16 PM PDT

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Sorry unless you can pass the task recon has given out then you won't become one.

1. Get feet and hands chained together.
2. Get wieghted down by rocks.
3. Tosses into rived.
4a. get out of bonds and walk across water surface to become a ninja
4b. Drown in the river septagon with millions of people laughing at you

  • 06.03.2006 8:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

What happens is HFCS, stays in HFCS.

(BTW, HFCS is the mod-club.)

Never ask to be a mod, they'll ask you if they want you. The thought of new moderators kinda scares me, but oh so cool. =)

  • 06.03.2006 8:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: HighTechN9ne
Is Bungie lookin for moderators?Caus I wanna Become one.

they are not looking for you =P

  • 06.03.2006 8:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sir Fragula
The first rule of Mod-Club is you don't talk about Mod-Club... Come on people, this is simple stuff!


I believe TGP was going around telling everyone about the first rule of the Moderator Club. He worded it in such an odd (and slightly disgusting depending upon how you look at it) way:

You don't ask to be in Mod Club. Mod Club ask to be in you.

That was the second rule.

-TGP-

  • 06.04.2006 5:48 AM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

I thought you had to Rip out the heart of a current moderator? Is that no longer the rule? I guess I should ask Recon for Yoozel's heart back now.

  • 06.04.2006 6:05 AM PDT

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