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Subject: Questions Bout Moderators-to be answered by a moderator

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

I'd love it if on one of these threads shishka came in and made the creator one just to shove it in these snobs faces.

  • 06.04.2006 9:58 AM PDT
Subject: One Question. One answer. Whether you like it...

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Posted by: Mabian
It is common amongst the Septagonians that if you ask to be a moderator, you are instantly taken off of the List (provided you were on the List in the first place). You are then added to the Other List. What happens to people on the Other List is not known by the Septagonians, but we have heard two stories. The first involves hippos. The second simply states that those members never become moderators. We believe the first one because it sounds more omenous.


I understand the first one may also involve wet noodles.

  • 06.04.2006 10:15 AM PDT

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Posted by: sarge117
Posted by: Mabian
It is common amongst the Septagonians that if you ask to be a moderator, you are instantly taken off of the List (provided you were on the List in the first place). You are then added to the Other List. What happens to people on the Other List is not known by the Septagonians, but we have heard two stories. The first involves hippos. The second simply states that those members never become moderators. We believe the first one because it sounds more omenous.


I understand the first one may also involve wet noodles.


and a suction cup.

Horrible dealings, it is.

  • 06.04.2006 10:20 AM PDT
Subject: Questions Bout Moderators-to be answered by a moderator

Ach! Was ist los?

Posted by: just another fan
Posted by: EAGLES5
You have to let recon chop off 7 of your toes.

If you go without making a sound or crying then you pass and become a mod.

I thought you had to pass the banana test without screaming.

You have to sacrifice 7.7 virgins and whatnot.

  • 06.04.2006 11:18 AM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

I think Mabian and BoBBQ are the most likely to become future mods. Just a guess though.

  • 06.04.2006 1:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: RoboChocobo
I think Mabian and BoBBQ are the most likely to become future mods. Just a guess though.

SHHHHHHH

Thats almost as bad as asking!

Dont jinx (sp?) IT!

haha

  • 06.04.2006 1:55 PM PDT

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IDK, I think the VII toast guy is pretty knowledgable.

But the TGP guy is just a wierd guy. He'll never become one.

  • 06.04.2006 1:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartakus14
IDK, I think the VII toast guy is pretty knowledgable.


heh

  • 06.04.2006 2:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: Psyched
Posted by: spartakus14
IDK, I think the VII toast guy is pretty knowledgable.


heh


How about recon?

With great age comes some sort of wisdom.

(I made an old joke there)

  • 06.04.2006 2:26 PM PDT
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Haven't you seen "Fight Club"? If you wish to become a Bungie.net moderator, make important, rule-abiding, grammatically correct posts, and don't ask to become one.

  • 06.04.2006 4:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Robo Chocobo
I think Mabian and BoBBQ are the most likely to become future mods. Just a guess though.


It'll be great! Bob'll be wielding his SPNKR, ripping through the bad guys like...uhh...something that's easy to rip through with a rocket launcher. And I'll be wielding...uhh...a...Magnum? Run and punch? Man, now the moment is ruined.

How about recon?

With great age comes some sort of wisdom.

(I made an old joke there)


I know a great Latin quote for that. And if you word it the right way, it's a compliment to Recon. But I don't remember it right at this moment, and I'm too lazy to search around for that book. And it's no fun to write down quotes people can understand.

  • 06.04.2006 4:21 PM PDT
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You could always post the quote in English, as a vast majority of the population does not speak, read, or write Latin. Furthermore, their competence of English prefixes, suffixes and root words will aid them in their deciphering.

  • 06.04.2006 4:25 PM PDT

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If I dual wield my empty rocket launchers, could I also be a moderator?

  • 06.04.2006 4:35 PM PDT
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They cut off both of your big toes. If you can learn to walk again in under 2 days then you can become a mod.

  • 06.04.2006 4:36 PM PDT

I like Halo.

STEPPIN LIGHTLY Jumping Challenge Map by Yours truly.

LOTR - Nightwish music video by Yours truly.

Posted by: bat5280
Haven't you seen "Fight Club"? If you wish to become a Bungie.net moderator, make important, rule-abiding, grammatically correct posts, and don't ask to become one.
Dude, I hope you end up being a mod one day, because you try really, really hard.

  • 06.04.2006 4:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: funko
They cut off both of your big toes. If you can learn to walk again in under 2 days then you can become a mod.


I broke my ankle, does that count?

  • 06.04.2006 4:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: MagicGibl3t
Posted by: bat5280
Haven't you seen "Fight Club"? If you wish to become a Bungie.net moderator, make important, rule-abiding, grammatically correct posts, and don't ask to become one.
Dude, I hope you end up being a mod one day, because you try really, really hard.


If that is sarcasm, I don't care.
If that isn't sarcasm, I don't care.

Seriously, I am impervious to insults and i am indifferent to me becoming a moderator. I don't want or fear it, but I will accept the duties if asked.

  • 06.04.2006 4:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: bat5280
Posted by: MagicGibl3t
Posted by: bat5280
Haven't you seen "Fight Club"? If you wish to become a Bungie.net moderator, make important, rule-abiding, grammatically correct posts, and don't ask to become one.
Dude, I hope you end up being a mod one day, because you try really, really hard.


If that is sarcasm, I don't care.
If that isn't sarcasm, I don't care.

Seriously, I am impervious to insults and i am indifferent to me becoming a moderator. I don't want or fear it, but I will accept the duties if asked.


Looks like someone is practicing being humble.

  • 06.04.2006 4:42 PM PDT
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My humility knows no bounds.

  • 06.04.2006 4:43 PM PDT
Subject: One question. One answer. Whether you like it...
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Cute.

I just noticed your über-1339 stats thing; now that's humour. ^.^

  • 06.04.2006 4:51 PM PDT
Subject: Questions Bout Moderators-to be answered by a moderator
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Posted by: lilshorty6478
You just lost your chance at becoming one.

What she said. If you say anything that even remotely links yourself to moderatordom, you are banned from that very honor. Hell, I once asked if I'd be a good moderator and lost my chance for good.

  • 06.04.2006 5:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: bat5280
My humility knows no bounds.


Irony mb?

  • 06.05.2006 2:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: HighTechN9ne
Is Bungie lookin for moderators?Caus I wanna Become one.

There's a bit of a catch-22 about becoming a moderator.
The thing is, anyone who asks to be a moderator obviously has not taken enough time to familiarize themselves with the way these forums are run in order to be qualified as a moderator. In particular, they haven't yet figured out that they cannot ask to become a moderator.
The moral of a story: no you cannot be a moderator.

  • 06.05.2006 3:09 PM PDT

-S

Posted by: HighTechN9ne
Is Bungie lookin for moderators?


No.

  • 06.05.2006 3:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Posted by: HighTechN9ne
Is Bungie lookin for moderators?


No.


I'm sorry, but... pwned. ;)

  • 06.05.2006 4:00 PM PDT

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