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Subject: Is Achronos' only job to "rule" the website?

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Posted by: Enormous Corgi

Posted by: Avatar Korra

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
I resent that...

... I have a standing desk.
I have a sitting desk.

You jelly?


Not when mine is outfitted with hydraulics.
Bam! Best of both worlds.

>Hydraulic desk
>mad jelly

  • 04.29.2012 9:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi

Posted by: Avatar Korra

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
I resent that...

... I have a standing desk.
I have a sitting desk.

You jelly?


Not when mine is outfitted with hydraulics.
Bam! Best of both worlds.
Mine has pizza. Suck on that.

  • 04.29.2012 10:26 PM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

What if Achronos has split personalities and his other personality is that of the Webmaster?

  • 04.29.2012 11:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Muzza777
What if Achronos has split personalities and his other personality is that of the Webmaster?

  • 04.30.2012 2:56 AM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.

I beleive he should at least sweep up once in a while.

  • 04.30.2012 3:09 AM PDT

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Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Not when mine is outfitted with hydraulics.
Bam! Best of both worlds.

Sounds like a reject Transformer.

  • 04.30.2012 3:25 AM PDT

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He mostly is the overlord here.

  • 04.30.2012 4:32 AM PDT

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No, he's going to be the voice of the new enemy.

  • 04.30.2012 4:41 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY

I reckon he goes to work for the bungie snacks

  • 04.30.2012 4:57 AM PDT

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Posted by: Enormous Corgi
I resent that...

... I have a standing desk.


Haha poor guy...

and I'm sure he has other jobs

  • 04.30.2012 6:29 AM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

He's the figure head. Like the guy who represents the web team, but doesn't really do much productive.

  • 04.30.2012 8:07 AM PDT

Posted by:ScubaToaster
Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

He is part of the webteam, but his unofficial job is to oppress all of us.

  • 04.30.2012 8:52 AM PDT


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
He builds the servers and fixes the codes when they break.
... Yeah. Yeah let's say that's exactly what he does.

Achronos hear that? You need to fix the codes when they break. Got it?
It's as if you're trying to say that that's NOT what he does.
Nope that's totally his job. He fixes all the codes when they break.

  • 04.30.2012 9:03 AM PDT

Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
He builds the servers and fixes the codes when they break.
... Yeah. Yeah let's say that's exactly what he does.

Achronos hear that? You need to fix the codes when they break. Got it?
It's as if you're trying to say that that's NOT what he does.
Nope that's totally his job. He fixes all the codes when they break.
So dating back to the last time he did that it was about... What? Say, '08?

  • 04.30.2012 9:05 AM PDT

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I am extremely jealous, engulf myself in drool of how awesome your hydraulic desk, Enormous Corgi. Please excuse me, I must clean myself up!


As for the topic goes, Achrono isn't the only one who's ruling Bungie.net. There's RunningTurtle, there's Halyclon, there's Stosh, and there's the infamous Webmaster-in-a-monkey-suit-with-a-Texas-ten-gallon-Foamy-hat. The webmaster is usually in the bathroom, while the quad keep up his spot.

Just a friendly reminder.... Achronos is the Engineer of the website.

  • 04.30.2012 9:31 AM PDT

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A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
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Posted by: Enormous Corgi

Posted by: Avatar Korra

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
I resent that...

... I have a standing desk.
I have a sitting desk.

You jelly?


Not when mine is outfitted with hydraulics.
Bam! Best of both worlds.


Hydraulic...standing desk
wut.

  • 04.30.2012 9:38 AM PDT

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tenn' Ambar-metta!


Posted by: Enormous Corgi
He spins in his chair being generally unproductive.
Wait... I've confused him with DeeJ again.


Burned!

  • 04.30.2012 9:47 AM PDT

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He is a part of the web team.

  • 04.30.2012 9:48 AM PDT

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twitter: http://twitter.com/Achronos

"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."

Being an engineer for the web site means I wouldn't deal with game stuff, if bungie.net were a traditional "game studio web site".

But Bungie.net is not "traditional". We don't follow the crowd, the goal is that we set the bar for everyone else. Expect that to continue post-Halo.

Posted by: Tama
Or does he actually have a job within the creation of Bungie games?

  • 04.30.2012 11:02 AM PDT

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Posted by: Achronos
Being an engineer for the web site means I wouldn't deal with game stuff, if bungie.net were a traditional "game studio web site".

But Bungie.net is not "traditional". We don't follow the crowd, the goal is that we set the bar for everyone else. Expect that to continue post-Halo.

Posted by: Tama
Or does he actually have a job within the creation of Bungie games?
So you don't work on the games?

  • 04.30.2012 11:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: Avatar Korra

Posted by: Achronos
Being an engineer for the web site means I wouldn't deal with game stuff, if bungie.net were a traditional "game studio web site".

But Bungie.net is not "traditional". We don't follow the crowd, the goal is that we set the bar for everyone else. Expect that to continue post-Halo.

Posted by: Tama
Or does he actually have a job within the creation of Bungie games?
So you don't work on the games?

He's saying he works on "game stuff" too. The website here has a history of deep integration with the games, with things like the complicated stats (and stat APIs), Bungie Pro, render to video, and all sorts of other things like that.

I assume that the website and the next Bungie game will be connected in an awesome way, and as such he does get to do some things for the upcoming game(s).

[Edited on 04.30.2012 11:05 AM PDT]

  • 04.30.2012 11:04 AM PDT

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Bye.

Achronos doesn't just rule the website.
He rules the world!!!!!

  • 04.30.2012 12:28 PM PDT
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Another productive day at work for Achronos

  • 04.30.2012 1:17 PM PDT

Math rules the world.

I want a picture of this desk.

  • 04.30.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Math rules the world.

The next day
Posted by: GladBurrito
Another productive day at work for Achronos

  • 04.30.2012 1:45 PM PDT

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