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  • Subject: IHOP's "7 and 7" deal is clearly Bungie's doing.
Subject: IHOP's "7 and 7" deal is clearly Bungie's doing.

I mean, it's pretty obvious what is going on here.
Bungie, in their ongoing plot for world domination, have sought to gain control in a new market: Pancakes.
Clearly, they're going to use IHOP as a delivery method for experimental genes and man-made viruses to contaminate IHOP customers and gain control of their body via the parasitic pancakes. And the best part: They didn't even hide it, they simply made it as obvious possible with the dual "7"'s, a trademark of their fearless attempts to rule the world. Nice job on that, by the way.
I for one will gladly consume these parasitic pancakes to better serve my Bungie overlords.

  • 04.30.2012 5:47 PM PDT

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But I thought 7 is darker?

What is dark and menacing about fantastic flapjacks?

  • 04.30.2012 5:48 PM PDT

Pancakes and games? Are you kidding me? I LUV BUNGEZ EVEN MOAR!

  • 04.30.2012 5:49 PM PDT

What is dark and menacing about fantastic flapjacks?
That's just it, they're supposed to appear harmless. This is just one defining symbol of their vast intellect.

[Edited on 04.30.2012 5:50 PM PDT]

  • 04.30.2012 5:49 PM PDT

"Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under 't."
-Macbeth (Act I, Scene V).

Bungie would never promote something as disgusting as a pancake. Waffles are much more marketable.

  • 04.30.2012 5:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
But I thought 7 is darker?

What is dark and menacing about fantastic flapjacks?


It is Ken! Have you not seen the chocolate syrup?!

  • 04.30.2012 5:51 PM PDT

Posted by: Unfounded Lies
Bungie would never promote something as disgusting as a pancake. Waffles are much more marketable.
Go home.

  • 04.30.2012 5:51 PM PDT

On the homepage, one of the randomly generated quotes is "This one goes to eleven." Bungie's resident number is seven. Putting those two numbers together gets 7/11. 7/11 is an oil company/proliferate convenience store.

It's obvious with the facts presented to us that Bungie is now branching into new venues other than video games to prepare for world domination, and have been plotting to do so for quite some time.

We're on to you.

  • 04.30.2012 5:54 PM PDT

Bungie would never promote something as disgusting as a pancake. Waffles are much more marketable.
While waffles may have more surface area, they are terribly inefficient for delivering mind-control nanobots into the bloodstream.

  • 04.30.2012 5:54 PM PDT

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  • 04.30.2012 5:56 PM PDT

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They will never be successful until they conquer the waffle market.

  • 04.30.2012 5:57 PM PDT

They will never be successful until they conquer the waffle market.
Our masters will not tolerate such slanderous talk within this sacred forum. Your public humiliation is imminent.

[Edited on 04.30.2012 6:00 PM PDT]

  • 04.30.2012 5:59 PM PDT

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Ok, I'm going to IHOP.

Who wants to come??

  • 04.30.2012 6:50 PM PDT
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I don't see the correlation. Bungie doesn't have an obsession with the number 7. I don't understand where you kids get this tripe.

  • 04.30.2012 6:56 PM PDT
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  • 04.30.2012 7:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
I don't see the correlation. Bungie doesn't have an obsession with the number 7. I don't understand where you kids get this tripe.


wat.

OT: I don't think bungie even needs to infect them...I mean..these are pancakes we're talking about.....you can't refuse a good pancake.

  • 04.30.2012 7:02 PM PDT

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I for one love pancakes, but I'm pretty sure most people in Bungie prefer Waffles over Pancakes.

I think DeeJ said it somewhere.

  • 04.30.2012 7:05 PM PDT
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It is a trap. Real fans eat their 2am breakfast-for-dinner at Denny's.

[Edited on 04.30.2012 7:09 PM PDT]

  • 04.30.2012 7:09 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

Thanks a lot, OP. Now I'm hungry.

  • 04.30.2012 7:33 PM PDT

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  • 04.30.2012 7:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: MightyMarcher01
I for one love pancakes, but I'm pretty sure most people in Bungie prefer Waffles over Pancakes.

I think DeeJ said it somewhere.

He did.
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  • 04.30.2012 10:47 PM PDT

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It is a trap. Real drunks eat their 2am breakfast-for-dinner at Waffle House.

  • 04.30.2012 10:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
Thanks a lot, OP. Now I'm hungry.


Thanks a lot Salty, now you made me realize OP made me hungry.

  • 04.30.2012 11:35 PM PDT