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Subject: Awkward moments on the Job @ Bungie
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."


Posted by: All of humanity
So, did you do it?
Posted by: DeeJ


More importantly...why did he tell you to do it?

  • 05.01.2012 4:06 PM PDT


Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: DeeJ
"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!


What a jURK.
Well, he is the jURKstore.

The jurkstore called, they're running out of you!

  • 05.01.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Homeboyd903

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: DeeJ
"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!


What a jURK.
Well, he is the jURKstore.

The jurkstore called, they're running out of you!
That's okay, I'm a limited edition product. Higher quality too....just like your mother.

  • 05.01.2012 4:11 PM PDT
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Do you know about time travel?

I bet the cops being called on Bungie Studios when someone came walking in with an Assualt Rifle (from game, not real) was pretty awkward.

  • 05.01.2012 4:13 PM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."


Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: Homeboyd903

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: DeeJ
"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!


What a jURK.
Well, he is the jURKstore.

The jurkstore called, they're running out of you!
That's okay, I'm a limited edition product. Higher quality too....just like your mother.


oooohhhh.

  • 05.01.2012 4:13 PM PDT

Mwahahahahahahaha!

[Edited on 05.01.2012 4:15 PM PDT]

  • 05.01.2012 4:15 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!


Posted by: DeeJ
One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude.

"I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan.

I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes.

"You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones.

"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"


I Lol'ed at this so hard! xD

  • 05.01.2012 4:17 PM PDT


Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: Homeboyd903

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: DeeJ
"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!


What a jURK.
Well, he is the jURKstore.

The jurkstore called, they're running out of you!
That's okay, I'm a limited edition product. Higher quality too....just like your mother.


Obviously, the correct response is: "What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!"

lrn2seinfeld

  • 05.01.2012 4:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Homeboyd903

WTF is seinfeld?

  • 05.01.2012 4:45 PM PDT

Nate - Project Tool Designer


Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
WTF is seinfeld?

Is this a bannable question to ask, Ninjas?
I vote it should be.

  • 05.01.2012 5:55 PM PDT
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"You are the diction, not me!"

The Spectagon

Grizzled Newborn

Posted by: Enormous Corgi

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
WTF is seinfeld?

Is this a bannable question to ask, Ninjas?
I vote it should be.

Seconded.

[Edited on 05.01.2012 5:58 PM PDT]

  • 05.01.2012 5:57 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
WTF is seinfeld?

Is this a bannable question to ask, Ninjas?
I vote it should be.
U mad bro?

  • 05.01.2012 6:04 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii


Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: Homeboyd903

WTF is seinfeld?


It's only the worst show to have ever aired on television.

  • 05.01.2012 6:10 PM PDT

Posted by: AutobahnRacer

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: Homeboyd903

WTF is seinfeld?


It's only the worst show to have ever aired on television.
Bwahahahahahaha!

  • 05.01.2012 6:25 PM PDT

Whenever someone tells Staten to write a "Short" Story.

  • 05.01.2012 6:42 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

I'd imagine the aftermath of this was awkward.

-DeeJ aims and fires nerf gun-Urk - That was mildly annoying.
DeeJ - Oh.
-DeeJ scurries away-


[Edited on 05.01.2012 6:52 PM PDT]

  • 05.01.2012 6:52 PM PDT
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I've heard that the photoshops are pretty good.

  • 05.01.2012 7:12 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Posted by: Enormous Corgi

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
WTF is seinfeld?

Is this a bannable question to ask, Ninjas?
I vote it should be.
My heart is crying right now

I'll look through the Terms of Use to see if I can find anything. There's always the fine print ;-)

  • 05.01.2012 7:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Duardo
Posted by: Enormous Corgi

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
WTF is seinfeld?

Is this a bannable question to ask, Ninjas?
I vote it should be.
My heart is crying right now

I'll look through the Terms of Use to see if I can find anything. There's always the fine print ;-)
Poor Duardo.

  • 05.01.2012 8:00 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

Um...

How are you living...? Lol.

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: Homeboyd903

WTF is seinfeld?

  • 05.01.2012 8:09 PM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: Homeboyd903

WTF is seinfeld?
I just put you on my list.

  • 05.01.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

Get. The. -blam!-. Off. :)

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: AutobahnRacer

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Posted by: Homeboyd903

WTF is seinfeld?


It's only the worst show to have ever aired on television.
Bwahahahahahaha!

  • 05.01.2012 8:17 PM PDT

Posted by: RC 1207 Sev
Poor Duardo.

He says in between posting planking pics on FB.

  • 05.01.2012 8:21 PM PDT

Strange evolution how people have come to believe
That we are it's greatest achievement
We're barely, we're just a collection of cells
Overrating themselves

Theyre programmers and developers with few artists thrown in the mix. Isnt safe to assume a constant state of awkwardness.

  • 05.01.2012 8:21 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

Awww DeeJ... It could have been worst, ya know? Like wearing khakis pants to work.

  • 05.01.2012 8:30 PM PDT

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