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Posted by: DeeJ
One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude.

"I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan.

I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes.

"You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones.

"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"






Who needs romance novels?

  • 05.01.2012 9:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Sven Nietzsche
I'd imagine the aftermath of this was awkward.

-DeeJ aims and fires nerf gun-Urk - That was mildly annoying.
DeeJ - Oh.
-DeeJ scurries away-

No, that moment was more like...

DeeJ: "Hey, I have to shoot you with this..."

He had it coming, too. Those nerf darts had affixed themselves to my screen more than a few times since my arrival.

urk: "Why?"

DeeJ: "It's for the fans."

urk: "What?"

DeeJ: "For the Mail Sack."

urk: "Don't take a picture of my monitors."

DeeJ: "It's okay. We can photoshop them out."

urk: "This is a bad idea."

DeeJ: "Hold still..."

  • 05.02.2012 11:23 AM PDT
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Positive vibes.

Wearing khakis sounds like a good thing... :/

Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Awww DeeJ... It could have been worst, ya know? Like wearing khakis pants to work.

  • 05.02.2012 11:25 AM PDT

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Posted by: DeeJ
urk: "This is a bad idea."

DeeJ: "Hold still..."

Sig'd.

  • 05.02.2012 11:26 AM PDT

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

I think Deej's first day went something like:

Deej: "Hey... I know you..."

Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?"

Deej: "I work here."

Hal: "Why?"

  • 05.02.2012 11:33 AM PDT

-Watertribe-


Posted by: Halcylon
I think Deej's first day went something like:

Deej: "Hey... I know you..."

Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?"

Deej: "I work here."

Hal: "Why?"
Then what happened?

  • 05.02.2012 11:33 AM PDT

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Stop it.

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Posted by: Halcylon
I think Deej's first day went something like:

Deej: "Hey... I know you..."

Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?"

Deej: "I work here."

Hal: "Why?"
Did you say that last part with disgust?

  • 05.02.2012 11:54 AM PDT

Posted by: Halcylon
I think Deej's first day went something like:

Deej: "Hey... I know you..."

Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?"

Deej: "I work here."

Hal: "Why?"

Epic cliffhanger.

[Edited on 05.02.2012 1:58 PM PDT]

  • 05.02.2012 1:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: Halcylon
I think Deej's first day went something like:

Deej: "Hey... I know you..."

Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?"

Deej: "I work here."

Hal: "Why?"

Epic cliffhanger.
Halo 2 cliffhanger.

  • 05.02.2012 4:36 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

Guys we made a really good Halo game....... *cough* awkward

  • 05.02.2012 4:42 PM PDT
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I have heard this story before. With the second page only containing the words "Thank You" and it was Urk who did it last time.

Posted by: DeeJ
One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude.

"I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan.

I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes.

"You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones.

"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"

  • 05.02.2012 6:48 PM PDT
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Gettin' all Herodotean up in here!


Posted by: Halcylon
I think Deej's first day went something like:

Deej: "Hey... I know you..."

Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?"

Deej: "I work here."

Hal: "Why?"


This can be a thousand different kinds of funny depending on the inflection you put on that "Why?"

  • 05.02.2012 6:58 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"


Posted by: DeeJ
One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude.

"I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan.

I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes.

"You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones.

"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"


*Quote train*

That was amazing...

  • 05.02.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

"It's only awkward if we let it be awkward."

Words to live by. But i would assume the creeper hole next to the urinal has led to some disturbing shenanigans.

  • 05.02.2012 7:28 PM PDT


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WTF is seinfeld?
I just put you on my list.

Your *ignore* list!

Aww snap!

So, where are we on the Seinban?

  • 05.02.2012 8:06 PM PDT

READ IT.

I won the Star. With this on Week 18.


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Posted by: Delta 15t
Employee is talking about Jason Jones and doesn't realize he's standing right behind. Very awkward indeed.

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A mail carrier is passing out mail, and Stosh gets a letter, and it has a piece of bread in it.

He hates toast, not bread...

  • 05.02.2012 8:13 PM PDT
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PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
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urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."


Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: Sven Nietzsche
I'd imagine the aftermath of this was awkward.

-DeeJ aims and fires nerf gun-Urk - That was mildly annoying.
DeeJ - Oh.
-DeeJ scurries away-

No, that moment was more like...

DeeJ: "Hey, I have to shoot you with this..."

He had it coming, too. Those nerf darts had affixed themselves to my screen more than a few times since my arrival.

urk: "Why?"

DeeJ: "It's for the fans."

urk: "What?"

DeeJ: "For the Mail Sack."

urk: "Don't take a picture of my monitors."

DeeJ: "It's okay. We can photoshop them out."

urk: "This is a bad idea."

DeeJ: "Hold still..."


You change just a few words and you got yourself a start to a very good porno......just saiyan

[Edited on 05.02.2012 8:31 PM PDT]

  • 05.02.2012 8:30 PM PDT
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I had this conversation last week:

Me: "Do I need to do any prep for our meeting tomorrow?"

Urk's boss: "Be great if you showered and put on something nice."

  • 05.03.2012 8:28 AM PDT


Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
I had this conversation last week:

Me: "Do I need to do any prep for our meeting tomorrow?"

Urk's boss: "Be great if you showered and put on something nice."


Ohhh, a shower. What kind of fancy ass meeting is this?

I find it easier to convince people to do what I want if I haven't showered in a few days. It's like waterboarding their nose.

[Edited on 05.03.2012 8:33 AM PDT]

  • 05.03.2012 8:32 AM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

This is possibly the funniest thread on B.net right now.

  • 05.03.2012 2:44 PM PDT

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