- Raptorx7
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- Exalted Legendary Member
"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"
"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."
- "Cross of Iron"
Posted by: DeeJ
One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude.
"I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan.
I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes.
"You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones.
"No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"
*Quote train*
That was amazing...