- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Ix
Posted by: NeedlerFanPudge
You guys must all be really good Halo players to have been able to drive the Golden Warthog across the entire Delta Halo and unlock the official Halo 2 storyline. The one with Bruce and Wort in a continuous battle for dominance. And we all know that Wort won with his Lightsaber.
I can't wait for Halo 3. From what I hear, Wort will now continue his domminance with his Jackal friend Faq and the General of his Grunt army Spud. These three chums will have many adventures until Bruce is found to be a Flood leading a massive armie of Zombies towrds are heroes. They have no choice but to run onto a Pelican, where they find a massive box of snakes planted by Bruce in order to kill Spud, as he is the key to opening Instilation 117 and freeing the Prophet of Drunkenness.
Halo 3: Snakes on a Pelican
Coming July 2007 to an Xbox 360, Atari 5200, and Bandai Wonderswan near you.
Wait, does that mean that Bruce is actually going to be played by Samuel L. Jackson in the Halo movie? I knew it. That guy is in EVERY movie.
Who do you think played Young Professer X in X-Men 3? It's so obvious that he lended his talents to teh role, since Patrick Stewart is stuck in a wheelchair all the time.