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Subject: Jobs that you wish Bungie offered.

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

The title says it all. Obviously.

  • 05.02.2012 8:40 PM PDT

Official bagel creamer.

  • 05.02.2012 8:40 PM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."

snarky writing position.

  • 05.02.2012 8:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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Snack Eater.

  • 05.02.2012 8:44 PM PDT
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What? Got something against Yetis?

Angry homeless man that harasses the employees in the entryway.

  • 05.02.2012 8:44 PM PDT

Full time walk-around-the-studio-doing-whatever job position. Sounds good to me.

  • 05.02.2012 8:46 PM PDT

Posted by: talon2000
Full time walk-around-the-studio-doing-whatever job position.
You mean DeeJ?

  • 05.02.2012 8:47 PM PDT

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: talon2000
Full time walk-around-the-studio-doing-whatever job position.
You mean DeeJ?
He's living the dream!

  • 05.02.2012 8:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: jyrine
snarky writing position.
You mean DeeJ?

  • 05.02.2012 8:53 PM PDT
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Guitarist, idea thrower and game tester (all in one).

  • 05.02.2012 8:53 PM PDT
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Drunk Ninja Unicorn

  • 05.02.2012 8:54 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

Campaign writer assistant. I would rock that job post.

  • 05.02.2012 8:55 PM PDT

Interpretive Dance Instuctor.

  • 05.02.2012 8:57 PM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."


Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: jyrine
snarky writing position.
You mean DeeJ?


He did ask "wish they offered"..

Technically...they are not offering it....at the moment.....cause its filled......by DeeJ

  • 05.02.2012 8:58 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

Errand Boy.

Urk: Go get me some coffee.

Errand Boy: Okay.

*Errand Boy returns and says something derogatory about gingers*

Urk: Excuse me?

Errand Boy: DeeJ told me to.

Urk: Go staple his jacket to a wall.

Errand Boy: Okay.

*Errand Boy returns and says something derogatory about gingers*

Urk: Come on, now.

Errand Boy: Halcylon told me to.

Urk: Put this Valve-signed softball on his desk.

Errand Boy: Okay.

*Errand Boy returns with a bloodied mouth and two missing teeth*

Errand Boy: I don't like this job anymore.

Urk: We have a dental plan. You just made bank. And, you get to spend time at the studio, doing basically nothing, and receiving a yellow bar on our forums.

Errand Boy (pondering): Kind of like DeeJ?

Urk: Kind of like DeeJ. So... where's my coffee?

[Edited on 05.04.2012 9:35 AM PDT]

  • 05.02.2012 8:59 PM PDT

Hyper Entry Level Ada / C++ Programmer.

>_>

<_<

  • 05.02.2012 9:01 PM PDT

USAF Air Traffic Controller.
#moap

They'll need a tower controller eventually to make sure their class delta airspace is free of passerbys during the phases of the slingshot. If ever that is the case, let me know Bungie.

  • 05.02.2012 9:03 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Moral support.

Id be really good at it.

  • 05.02.2012 9:03 PM PDT
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They have Disembodied Soul who is pretty much Achronos in a dress. How much more support do you think they need?

Posted by: r c takedown
Moral support.

Id be really good at it.


You can be the "Backup Stosh" though.

  • 05.02.2012 9:31 PM PDT

More jobs like Dr.BH has. I wouldn't be ready to apply for a few more years, so maybe by then they will be available.

  • 05.02.2012 9:41 PM PDT

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Bungie IT department...

Basically they're the best :P

  • 05.02.2012 9:41 PM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

Cafeteria Chef. I make mac & cheese.

  • 05.02.2012 9:41 PM PDT

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Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

"Professional Toilet Tester"

  • 05.02.2012 9:51 PM PDT