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"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii
Errand Boy.
Urk: Go get me some coffee.
Errand Boy: Okay.
*Errand Boy returns and says something derogatory about gingers*
Urk: Excuse me?
Errand Boy: DeeJ told me to.
Urk: Go staple his jacket to a wall.
Errand Boy: Okay.
*Errand Boy returns and says something derogatory about gingers*
Urk: Come on, now.
Errand Boy: Halcylon told me to.
Urk: Put this Valve-signed softball on his desk.
Errand Boy: Okay.
*Errand Boy returns with a bloodied mouth and two missing teeth*
Errand Boy: I don't like this job anymore.
Urk: We have a dental plan. You just made bank. And, you get to spend time at the studio, doing basically nothing, and receiving a yellow bar on our forums.
Errand Boy (pondering): Kind of like DeeJ?
Urk: Kind of like DeeJ. So... where's my coffee?
[Edited on 05.04.2012 9:35 AM PDT]