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Subject: Jobs that you wish Bungie offered.

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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. ~ Einstien

Studio Greeter.

Best. Job. Ever.

  • 05.03.2012 12:51 PM PDT

Weather Forecaster! That would be awesome!

  • 05.03.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Poisoned Food Tester. Free meals with the team and an opportunity to save one of their lives.

Or, in-house electrician, because that's just about the only job that I could see an electrical engineer having at a game studio.

  • 05.03.2012 1:20 PM PDT

~ Life is Killing Me. ~

~ I hate, therefore I am. ~

Donut and coffee fetcher

  • 05.03.2012 1:36 PM PDT
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  • Intrepid Legendary Member

When the game is over, the king and pawn go into the same box

Paycheck Stealer.

  • 05.03.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

Ceiling Cat.

  • 05.03.2012 2:40 PM PDT

HSC Clan Leader. About us: We like competitive gameplay,clan tournaments in which you can win prizes,and competitive clan battles. We aslo enjoy playing as a clan online. Our main games are Black Ops 2 and Halo 4. HSC is undefeated in clan battles and likes to recruit mature members. If your interested in joining,pm me or message me over xbox. GT: galacticjedi2.

website:

clan.iclanwebsites.com/hauntedspartans/

Head designer.

  • 05.03.2012 2:43 PM PDT

Stupidity, when sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic

Lobby Upright Bassist. For ambiance and stuff.

  • 05.03.2012 2:44 PM PDT

throwning snowballs at cars is like doing a bell ditch. The end result is basically the same: sprinting away from the large man exiting his car who yells profanities, hiding behind a house, and watching as his car patrols the street, waiting to murder you.

Asking the flood for dating advice is like you going up to a bunch of starving Africans and debating the pros and cons of the bacon roll vs the double cheeseburger.

Some one who stands for nothing shall fall for everything.

Studio thug.

  • 05.03.2012 2:55 PM PDT

My main xbox gamertag is Jrman16753
Do you like intelligent debating? Join secular sevens.
Do you love space and astormony join space explorers.
My name is Jordan, I like video games, books, films, history, science, politics, geography and religion.
Never stop learning and always question.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
Sapere aude

Some sort of tester.

  • 05.03.2012 3:08 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Mail carrier.
Some job for an underage person like myself that doesn't require a college degree, a high school diploma, or moving to Washington.
Toast butterer.

  • 05.03.2012 3:30 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

Do they have a mascot job?

  • 05.03.2012 3:32 PM PDT

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Old guy to tell them what they are doing wrong.

I would be the greatest.

  • 05.03.2012 3:38 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account

some one to eat all the snacks

  • 05.03.2012 3:52 PM PDT
  • gamertag: lulz7
  • user homepage:

Bungie.net Overlord.

Oh wait...

  • 05.03.2012 3:52 PM PDT

"I don't care if it's God's own anti-Son of a -blam!- Machine or a giant hula-hoop!"

One where I don't do anything when I'm there, and I don't have to show up if I don't want to.

  • 05.03.2012 3:54 PM PDT

The sit at the desk and look at -blam!- all day position.

  • 05.03.2012 3:55 PM PDT
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  • Fabled Legendary Member

Why hello there.

The guy that sits around and does nothing.

  • 05.03.2012 4:00 PM PDT

Spread the love...


Posted by: Assault
The guy that sits around and does nothing.

Urk already has that job.

  • 05.03.2012 4:01 PM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

Human Guinea Pig anyone?

  • 05.03.2012 4:22 PM PDT

Everything is cool in Chicago.

You have no rights, play nice!-bungie,
I vow to play nice, how 'bout you?

Its That Easy

Coolest guy named [insert your name here] at the office.

  • 05.03.2012 4:37 PM PDT

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I'd be that guy who tells employees interesting things for a few minutes when they're starting to get bored/tired.

  • 05.03.2012 4:39 PM PDT

Jokes about deaths aren't funny.

Carter out.

traditional artist i guess? I mean they have concept sketchers and digital artists but idk if they hire anyone specifically to make promotional hand-paintings and whatnot, like an actual full time employee rather than just hiring for specific projects

  • 05.03.2012 4:46 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Company trombone-playing-singing-acting-goofball.


Yea. That'd be nice. :3

  • 05.03.2012 5:13 PM PDT

Posted by: zoobkillerninja
some one to eat all the snacks
Hoob makes em and Zoob eats em.....just watch out for the Webmaster. Don't wanna get jumped.

  • 05.03.2012 7:25 PM PDT