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Subject: Jobs that you wish Bungie offered.

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Official Shoulder-To-Cry-On.

  • 05.03.2012 7:28 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Spy.

~Delta

  • 05.03.2012 7:34 PM PDT

It only takes a simple question to change everything.

Senior Couch Potato

  • 05.03.2012 7:37 PM PDT

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Valet Parking Attendant.

  • 05.03.2012 7:59 PM PDT

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High Functioning Intelligence Robotics Engineer

*Must follow Asimov laws.

  • 05.03.2012 10:00 PM PDT

Mythic members are like people with tattoos. Just as soon as you become a Mythic member, you can kick anyone's ass. It really works.

PM Policy. By Deus_Ex_Machina

Fat Guy.

Now you may be asking, what can a resident fat guy do that would be beneficial to the team?

This.


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  • 05.03.2012 10:34 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

Official toast waver.

  • 05.03.2012 10:35 PM PDT

I am an Xbox Live Ambassador so feel free to hit me up with any questions via PM :)

Follow me Twitter: @TheBestTheyHad

Beer tester.


And internships would be cool.

  • 05.03.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.

"Guy who gives out the snacks"

  • 05.04.2012 1:01 AM PDT

Gaming Rig Specs:
Coolermaster HAF X // XFX Pro 850W XXX PSU // Corsair 16GB Vengeance RAM (1600MHz) //
Corsair 120GB Force GT SSD // Western Digital Caviar Green 2TB HDD // Intel i7 3770k CPU //
MSI Z77A-GD65 Mainboard // MSI GTX 680 Twin Frozr III OC Edition Graphics Card -- Runs BF3 on ultra at anywhere from 60FPS to 130+FPS.

|| Average Joe ||

Senior Procrastinator.

I'd submit my resume but I'm in the middle of a forum browsing session.

  • 05.04.2012 1:47 AM PDT
  • gamertag: S034
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Gettin' all Herodotean up in here!

Dude who polishes Jerome's gravity hammer.

Also, I'd like a position as the guy who pelts you with innocuous objects (paperclips, paper airplanes, pen caps, etc.) when your back is turned.

  • 05.04.2012 8:54 AM PDT

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Let me change my username! Pwease, I'd do anything! :'(
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Xbox Ambassador

One that allowed me to do absolutely nothing. I'd just stare.

  • 05.04.2012 9:09 AM PDT

My Top 5 games of all time
1. Fallout 3
2. Super Mario 64
3. Halo CE
4. Gmod
5. Rachet and Clank

None. They offer what I want...One day I will achieve you concept artist...One day.
*stairs epically into the distance*

  • 05.04.2012 9:12 AM PDT

Assistant to the Assistant to the Community Manager.



There's only one spot open right now, so were going to have... (snap) Tryouts!



p.s. We are not really hiring a lovely assistant to butter my bagels. Please don't harass our Recruiting team.

  • 05.04.2012 9:22 AM PDT

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

We need a Bosky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros, a Leon Spinx, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

  • 05.04.2012 9:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: Halcylon
We need a Bosky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros, a Leon Spinx, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

Oh, so you want to hire The Office crew?

  • 05.04.2012 9:29 AM PDT
  • gamertag: ALI217
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

game tester for people under 16 but who play 18+ games.

  • 05.04.2012 9:36 AM PDT

Tin shacks and catfish bones.

Now that's a fancy eatin' table!

  • 05.04.2012 9:36 AM PDT

Posted by: Halcylon
We need a Bosky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros, a Leon Spinx, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.
Who's vault are we targeting?

  • 05.04.2012 9:49 AM PDT

-Watertribe-

M&M stealer.

  • 05.04.2012 9:49 AM PDT


Posted by: DeeJ

Haha. Funny enough I'm watching that right now.

  • 05.04.2012 9:57 AM PDT
  • gamertag: S034
  • user homepage:

Gettin' all Herodotean up in here!


Posted by: Halcylon
We need a Bosky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros, a Leon Spinx, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

"If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Benedict, at the end of this he better not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya."

This forum is just making my day today.

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  • 05.04.2012 9:59 AM PDT

Indie video game designer and relatively good photoshopper.

Two wrongs do not make a right, however three wrongs do make a
delicious bedtime snack if served with warm milk.

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Sage beard stroker.

  • 05.04.2012 10:17 AM PDT


Posted by: Halcylon
We need a Bosky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros, a Leon Spinx, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

I'll be your Jessica Tandy if you be my Morgan Freeman

  • 05.04.2012 10:42 AM PDT


Posted by: The Yeti
Angry homeless man that harasses the employees in the entryway.


lolz

  • 05.04.2012 10:44 AM PDT