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Subject: Jobs that you wish Bungie offered.

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

Story assistant. I always am fueling with ideas =)

  • 05.05.2012 3:38 AM PDT

Rock Chalk Real Talk
Minnesotan, currently going to school at KU.


@Geegs30

Chief Executive Officer.

  • 05.05.2012 3:39 AM PDT

I'm planning on getting a degree in Human Resource Management and I'd love it if Bungie had a position open once I get my degree that I could qualify for.

  • 05.05.2012 3:52 AM PDT

Bouncer.

  • 05.05.2012 3:57 AM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii


Posted by: apij4125
Bouncer.


Jerome.

  • 05.05.2012 12:58 PM PDT

Hooker for employee connivence.

  • 05.05.2012 4:56 PM PDT

Burn Bright, Burn Blue. Become one of KOGU, the Fire of Pride!

Stress tester. I break everything.

  • 05.05.2012 4:59 PM PDT

You only die once, better make it count.

Human coat hanger.

  • 05.05.2012 5:53 PM PDT
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  • Intrepid Heroic Member

Official Back Rubber

  • 05.05.2012 9:38 PM PDT

Official asshat.

  • 05.05.2012 9:42 PM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

You know those head jar feeders in Futurama? I'm sure Ling-Ling requires maintenance.

  • 05.05.2012 9:46 PM PDT

I'd be a cello for Marty.

=3

  • 05.05.2012 10:02 PM PDT
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  • Exalted Mythic Member

I came for Halo, but I heard the Tru7h, fought thru Carnage, and stayed for Bungie.

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.--Teddy Roosevelt

Rickshaw Puller

  • 05.05.2012 10:51 PM PDT

What's up? You can call me Phil. I love to play Battlefield 3!
________________
Look for the signs, the keepers of the flame.
They will lead you to war, and perhaps, to vic7ory.

Toe-nail clipper.

  • 05.05.2012 10:52 PM PDT
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Proud Virgo.

Assistant to Marty.

I'd be in heaven!! Being around an awesome composer, and helping him out too. I'm sure he could also teach me some stuff too.

  • 05.05.2012 11:01 PM PDT

<3 PMS Clan-Twitter-Personal Site
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Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

I don't think you understand how a cello is played.
And as awesome as Marty is, I don't think that you'd want to sit there all day.

Unless, of course, that's the goal. In that case... wat.
Posted by: Noob Eater1053
I'd be a cello for Marty.

=3


[Edited on 05.05.2012 11:03 PM PDT]

  • 05.05.2012 11:03 PM PDT

Every member of the Covenant shall walk the path. None will be left behind when our Great Journey begins. That is the Prophets' age-old promise, and it shall be fulfilled!

Buddha Lova

PROtist101's protege.

  • 05.06.2012 12:49 AM PDT

Quit -blam!- stalking me you weirdo.


Posted by: DJ Yella
Buddha Lova

PROtist101's protege.

Why are all your posts stoner bs?

  • 05.06.2012 1:00 AM PDT

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Voice Actor. I know the job exists, but I've never seen it publicly advertised and that sucks cause I've always wanted to try my hand at it so I can say "Why yes, Mother and Father, I can make a career out of doing all my different voices"

  • 05.06.2012 2:55 AM PDT

Make-place-look-busier-er would be something to see. Basically you walk around with papers in one hand. The idea is that you are going to somewhere important but really, you're just walking around with papers in one hand.

  • 05.06.2012 5:44 AM PDT

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

Pun enhancer.

Whenever a staff member says a pun you jump out and go "Badum-bum-tss".

  • 05.06.2012 6:48 AM PDT
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The "But what if..." guy. I'll improve all the ideas.

  • 05.06.2012 11:12 AM PDT

- Dragon Ball/Z/GT and it's merchandise are awesome.
- All "abriged" parodies are hilarious.
- Humanity, as a whole, is stupid.
- I have asperger's syndrome
- This is the best used 20 seconds of your life
- Official helper to the Halo: Reach - The Armor You'll Be Wearing This Fall! Thread

Emblem inclusion director/manager of all things lime green.

  • 05.06.2012 1:11 PM PDT

can YOU beat me?
Kitchen #8, Official Kitchen of the Flood

There was the behavioral economist position. Which honestly sounds ballerific. Alas, I am just an economics minor though. But if the next game requires private wealth management, and other fun finance things I'M IN.

  • 05.06.2012 2:47 PM PDT
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Roof top sniper. If they had that sort of job they would be able to keep working even when the zombies start showing up. No excuse to not get their new game/hawtness when even zombies can't stop them.

  • 05.07.2012 4:45 AM PDT