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Subject: Jobs that you wish Bungie offered.


Posted by: Dr Weird
Roof top sniper. If they had that sort of job they would be able to keep working even when the zombies start showing up. No excuse to not get their new game/hawtness when even zombies can't stop them.

But what if they're like Left 4 Dead zombies?

  • 05.07.2012 5:09 AM PDT

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  • 05.07.2012 5:13 AM PDT

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Alcoholics Anonymous Coach.

i need a beer... and I don't care if it's 9:10am. I rinse my mouth with Jack Daniels.

  • 05.07.2012 6:10 AM PDT

Stosh Blamer.

  • 05.07.2012 7:00 AM PDT
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Trying something once will increace your chances of success, because you tried it. Try someting twice, and your chances increase yet again - seeing as you've done it. Try something a few thousand times, and your chances of success is exponentially increased; this increase would likely provide success every time

I would be fine with an Accountant....

  • 05.07.2012 7:03 AM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

Professional troll.

  • 05.07.2012 7:38 AM PDT
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When the game is over, the king and pawn go into the same box

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  • 05.07.2012 8:53 AM PDT
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Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Official bagel creamer.
you'd make the bagels, id cream them?

  • 05.07.2012 10:28 AM PDT
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  • 05.07.2012 10:56 AM PDT

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Hello community, If you have any questions or concerns then please feel free to ask, whatever it may be and I will answer them to the best of my knowledge/ability. (It may not be THE answer you're looking for but AN answer is better than NO answer.)

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That one guy who points and laughs at various nouns throught the day.

  • 05.07.2012 9:27 PM PDT

Glass Technologist / Raw Materials Engineer. Then I could work at Bungie! (I don't know what they would do with thousands of tons of sand though...)

  • 05.07.2012 9:51 PM PDT

I don't think you understand how a cello is played.
And as awesome as Marty is, I don't think that you'd want to sit there all day.

Unless, of course, that's the goal. In that case... wat.
I've been playing the Cello for nearly 6 years. It's not much compared to a studio musician, but it's something.

  • 05.07.2012 9:55 PM PDT

Some sort of marketing or management internship program would be an attractive position for me. Of course I assume they likely have other firms handle a lot of what encompasses the marketing push for their various projects. Would enjoy knowing who those companies were though.

  • 05.07.2012 10:41 PM PDT

Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
Stosh Blamer.

This to.

  • 05.07.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Toilet Purifier.

  • 05.07.2012 11:13 PM PDT

READ IT.

I won the Star. With this on Week 18.

Going around the studio and just giving the "THUMBS UP" to people that look like they are working very hard. Just that subtle bit of encouragement that makes their day.

  • 05.08.2012 11:21 PM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Toilet Seat Warmer

  • 05.09.2012 8:18 AM PDT

Nate - Project Tool Designer


Posted by: Sardonic13
Glass Technologist / Raw Materials Engineer. Then I could work at Bungie! (I don't know what they would do with thousands of tons of sand though...)

Castles!

  • 05.09.2012 8:25 AM PDT

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Posted by: Enormous Corgi

Posted by: Sardonic13
Glass Technologist / Raw Materials Engineer. Then I could work at Bungie! (I don't know what they would do with thousands of tons of sand though...)

Castles!
Did someone say sand castles?

[Edited on 05.09.2012 8:30 AM PDT]

  • 05.09.2012 8:25 AM PDT

Hey forget Bungie, if anyone is hiring Geography graduates i'll be shocked..

  • 05.09.2012 8:26 AM PDT

"The" Crazier one...

Forum Lore Creators...see the Crazier one is part of his own lore. As his his mind...and that mind's mind. And that crazier's crazier craziest. All makes sense when your crazy. Join me and my army of robotic pure bred american quarter horses with robotic reproductive organs, or go insane, as I'm am saneinception. I am both. Thousands of years ago I was forged from the fires of time by the mad crazy bannana worshipping gods, did I mention thousands of years ago was 1997? I was forged and driven crazy by the crazy of driving me crazy because it was crazy. The end. Thats where babies come from.

  • 05.11.2012 9:40 AM PDT
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Infection in Halo 3 isn't zombie killing; it's ethnic cleansing. Have you ever noticed that these "zombies" are just black Spartans?

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You don the furs and purple hat, swagger around the office for a while, take in the sights, and slap Urk around if gets out of line.

  • 05.11.2012 10:07 AM PDT

Remembering 20 years of the best developing around.
Good luck, guys you always have my support.

Executive greeter.

  • 05.11.2012 10:31 AM PDT

Key

"Guy to Announce Destiny At E3"

It would be more of a one time gig than a career or job. Unless they plan to announce a sequel every year at E3, in which case I guess they would be more of a contractor.

[Edited on 05.11.2012 10:32 AM PDT]

  • 05.11.2012 10:31 AM PDT

Key


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Posted by: Enormous Corgi

Posted by: Sardonic13
Glass Technologist / Raw Materials Engineer. Then I could work at Bungie! (I don't know what they would do with thousands of tons of sand though...)

Castles!
Did someone say sand castles?
Is it bad that I really badly want to name my son "Hausmeister Sandburg"? It sounds like the coolest name ever even though I'm sure it means something in German.

  • 05.11.2012 10:34 AM PDT