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Subject: The Ark: Your Only Greatest #1 Classifieds Advertiser

We here at The Ark know you're only here in The Classifieds because you accidentally clicked the link to this forum instead of one of the more active forums.

While you're here curiously browsing through advertisements for pro MLG teams and other silly groups, you should curiously browse our sweet and sensual group that will leave you sweetened and sensualized. We don't need to give you a sales pitch the size of Nantucket to make you love us. We just need you to trust us, let us tell you how much we really care about you and all your needs and desires.

We're awesome. Why not be awesome yourself? We'll leave the rest for you to discover.

Be there, or be not cool.

  • 05.07.2012 1:06 PM PDT