- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
It would be nice to see a pelican full of passengers coming at you at full throttle and then suddenly you jump up onto the windscreen and beat the crap out of the pilot with your energy sword. Then the pelcan smashes into the ground. The passengers fly every where. They get up and run at you with their battle riffles. So you pick up a (if bungie decides to include it) FLAMETHROWER!!! You set everyone alight. They are all like OMG OMG WHY ME WHY ME OMFG!!! Then they die a horrible and gory death. Then the pilot drags himself out of the cockpit, so you open fire on him from 50cm away with your assult rifle 'NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA' goes the assult rifle. "OH GOD..... MY..... MY EYES!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"....... 6 rounds of lead later..... 'NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA' *click cl-i-ick* (reloading sound) 'NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA'. *KA-SHIK* (energy sword coming out sound). You beat the crap out of the pilot (again). "ARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!," he screams. "Tell my wife..... *gurgle gurgle* (his mouth is full of blood)," then he starts to drown in his own blood. "Drink it," you scream. "DRINK YOUR OWN BLOOD. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!."
What a happy thought.