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Subject: The Abusement Park - Twisty 'Staches And Conspiracies

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Are you looking for a good Forum group? Are you at least somewhat mature? Do you enjoy reading off-topic posts? Do you enjoy top hats and twisty 'staches? Then The Abusement Park is the group for you.

Founded 11/06/2011, we are a Forum group that allows you to post damn near anything, within reason. And we don't have stupidity running rampant in our Forums, like a lot of other Forum groups. This is confined to our Spam Thread. From random posts, to Spam Threads and more, we have everything you're looking for in a Forum.

The people in The Abusement Park are friendly and we all get along well. We like to crack jokes, fool around, and just be awesome. We have a lot of people who would love to play a game or two as well. You want to play some customs? Sure. Matchmaking? Absolutely. We've got it all. That should sum this part up.

ADVERTISING spots are open in our "Teh Update Of Epicness." And hey, guess what? They're free.

We started out as a forum for a select group of people, and have now opened the group up to you, The Classifidians.

If you're going to join, be active. You have been warned.

We now have a thread dedicated to a Role-Play being hosted by one of our members, so that's a reason you should join, right? Yeah, it is. So do just that. Join.

Basically, The Abusement Park has anything you've ever wanted in a Forum Group. Great people, great posts, and Pants.* Join today.

TL;DR (which shouldn't happen), we are the best forum group you can find here. Friendly, post damn near anything, people willing to play games with you, we have it all. And more then that. I know, right?

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*Pants cannot be promised upon entry.

If you took that as a dirty joke, get your mind out of the gutter, broseph.

  • 05.09.2012 1:16 PM PDT

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Indubitably.

  • 05.09.2012 1:17 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Twisty 'staches always = conspiracy.

  • 05.09.2012 1:19 PM PDT

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Led Zeppelin = Conspiracy
And Paul McCartney, obviously.

[Edited on 05.09.2012 1:20 PM PDT]

  • 05.09.2012 1:19 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Paul McCartney = MORE WINNING THAN THE SHEEN.

  • 05.09.2012 1:24 PM PDT

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Some speculate that the actual Paul McCartney died long ago.

  • 05.09.2012 1:28 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

No comment.

*retreats to black limousine*

  • 05.09.2012 1:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: MrNuke
No comment.

*retreats to black limousine*

*with Paul McCartney's body tucked under arm*

  • 05.09.2012 1:29 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*puts body in limousine*

*closes door*

  • 05.09.2012 1:31 PM PDT

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*loads and aims that one gun WWII you always mention*

  • 05.09.2012 1:34 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

(LOL DYSLEXIA)

*loads Mauser 98k*

*shoulders Mauser*

It would appear we have a stalemate...

  • 05.09.2012 1:35 PM PDT

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You can't load a rifle like that from a limo!

  • 05.09.2012 1:39 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I never entered the limo...

*fires*

*pulls bolt back*

  • 05.09.2012 1:40 PM PDT

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*bullet punctures fedora*
*throws fedora like that one guy in that one James Bond movie*

  • 05.09.2012 1:41 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*rolls backwards*

*fedora passes overhead*

*fires 98k*

  • 05.09.2012 1:44 PM PDT

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I QUIT.

  • 05.09.2012 1:46 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

FINE. I QUIT TOO.

  • 05.09.2012 1:46 PM PDT

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You can't quit, you're fired.

  • 05.09.2012 1:47 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*ahem*

I believe I maintain seniority over you in this group in terms of membership length, athankyou.

  • 05.09.2012 1:53 PM PDT
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Freelancer

Neither of you has any authority. *Pulls out knives and throws them*

  • 05.09.2012 4:48 PM PDT

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Ahem.

  • 05.09.2012 4:51 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Authority? I no haz here...

[Edited on 05.09.2012 4:56 PM PDT]

  • 05.09.2012 4:56 PM PDT

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Relevant.

  • 05.09.2012 4:58 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I'm not opening any YouTube videos, as I don't have my speakers plugged in.

  • 05.09.2012 4:59 PM PDT

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So those two extremely epic posts are just... Rotting away...

  • 05.09.2012 5:00 PM PDT

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