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Subject: What will be the opening scene in Halo 3
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I think t will start right were Master chief stops talking to the general and the covenant craft will land and u will start out fighting, what do u think will happen.

  • 06.05.2006 8:17 AM PDT
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...only in The Flood

Hopefully it will continue straight from the end clips of H2, with Chief in the forerunner ship and Keyes, Johnson and the Arbiter with the oracle

  • 06.05.2006 8:20 AM PDT
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The opening scene will have Master Chief and Caboose -1, disco dancin to the Halo theme music.

  • 06.05.2006 9:07 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

hmmm...it tends to be the early levels when ur playing with allies, so i'm gonna say arbiter to begin with, then chief after a few missions. good ol' chief.

  • 06.05.2006 9:08 AM PDT
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Scene 1:

In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.”

The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?”

Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…

When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.
Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.



  • 06.05.2006 9:12 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

PIMPS AT SEA!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.05.2006 9:12 AM PDT
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roflmao!!!!!

  • 06.05.2006 9:17 AM PDT

I think it will start with the Arbiter, because you always have to have that beginning armor check, or maybe with the Master Chief, like his armor gets damaged so he has to bring it back online.

I dunno, just my two cents.

  • 06.05.2006 9:20 AM PDT

I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!!!!!!

Probably where it left off but its a dream by the cheif and he wakes up about a day or two after it happened in a USNC outpost or on a ship or waking up after a stash of gernades go booom right by him and he is knocked out cause a grunt name Bob threw a plasma gernade at the stash and it went boom and he got knocked out

  • 06.05.2006 9:20 AM PDT
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I think t will start right were Master chief stops talking to the general and the covenant craft will land and u will start out fighting, what do u think will happen.


i agree with him i think u will se MC continue to fall out of his own ship and land in a hole of the covenant ship and automatically start fighting the cov. since most halo players already know the controls

  • 06.05.2006 9:26 AM PDT