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What if this entire war against humanity wa started because of pie ? It would answer a lot of questions. Like, the covenant want to kill humanity off so they can use our planets as pie factories! Or maybe ONI stole their pie so they want to kill us all! Think about it! The MC could be on a mission to save humanity from the pie-obsessed aliens!!!(other than me)

  • 06.05.2006 9:24 AM PDT

Sighness

Indubidubly. Banana.

Can I have some of that weed you're smoking? >_>.

Kidding, by the way -_-;

  • 06.05.2006 9:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: GoAtBoYz
That has to the stupidest reason that covenant want to doestry the human race! Most of them don't know what pie is, and jackels,elites,and brutes are cornivores, SO THEY DON'T EAT THE FREAKING PIE!


Since when was pie exclusively vegetarian?

  • 06.05.2006 9:54 AM PDT
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Wow, this is the second supidest thing I've ever seen

  • 06.05.2006 12:37 PM PDT
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Pie? Your kidding right? Maybe Grunts eat pie. And ONI didn't know about the Covenant long before the rest of the UNSC when they attacked what I think *I don't remember* was the Harvest System.

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  • 06.05.2006 12:50 PM PDT
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  • 06.06.2006 12:43 PM PDT
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...........wtf......Why pie?


I can understand pi but not pie

  • 06.06.2006 12:50 PM PDT

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-My favorite color is bubble shield

yah, and maybe the flood eat us becuase we stole their cheez-its

  • 06.06.2006 5:47 PM PDT
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Hey man can I seriously have some of those bones your toking on? I need to get blasted again.

  • 06.06.2006 6:57 PM PDT

Come on, this wasn't that serious! If you think it's stupider than you are(and I am), Dont Reply To It! Just leave the post alone!!!

  • 06.07.2006 10:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: GoAtBoYz
Why don't you stop having sex with yo mama!?


That was even less funny than the original post, and what the heck is the need for that?!

  • 06.07.2006 11:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

there are meat pies you know

But seriously, that has to be the stupidest reason to wipe out the entire human race. Ever.

Besides, why would they want to activate the rings if all they want is pie.

  • 06.08.2006 2:59 AM PDT

Sighness

Indubidubly. Banana.

^ So the Flood won't eat the pie the Covy's greatly want?

  • 06.08.2006 9:01 AM PDT

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I think you're a moron.

  • 06.11.2006 5:14 AM PDT