- NorbergK6
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- Fabled Legendary Member
I'd first ask out the lady that I see at the bar every time I'm there, she's always alone but I'm not there to socialize. But she's captivated my attention to such an extent, that I get nervous on my own inhibitions. After successfully rising through the ranks of this internet forum, I will finally feel the confidence I've lacked in life and talk to her. We'd talk about video games and our favorite characters to play in LoL is. She'd play hard to get by ignoring me initially, then warm up by giving me these weird looks and distasteful comments like, "Creep." But I know every love story is just like Beauty and the Beast. She just needs to see underneath my hideous demeanor and love me for who I am.
That's how love works, right? At the end of the night, I'll follow her to her car and then get in mine. I'm going to drive right behind her just to make sure she gets home safely. She's my responsibility now, a man has to care about his woman you know. She'll get out of her car and my broken down beater will silently rumble like a giant clanging pistons together near her house.
Shortly after party guests will arrive with red and blue flashy lights. They put handcuffs on me and I know it's going to be a kinky night. That's how I'd act if everybody was Mythic for a day, because that blue bar is the only thing preventing me from my dream girl. I don't even know her name, and I love her.