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Subject: The Ark: Your Only Greatest #1 Classifieds Advertiser

We here at The Ark know you're only here in The Classifieds because you accidentally clicked the link to this forum instead of one of the more active forums.

While you're here curiously browsing through advertisements for pro MLG teams and other silly groups, you should curiously browse our sweet and sensual group that will leave you sweetened and sensualized. We don't need to give you a sales pitch the size of Nantucket to make you love us. We just need you to trust us, let us tell you how much we really care about you and all your needs and desires.

We're awesome. Why not be awesome yourself? We'll leave the rest for you to discover.

Be there, or be not cool.

  • 05.12.2012 11:24 PM PDT
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deej pls

Ghost keeps up a great stream of content. I would recommend joining.

  • 05.13.2012 4:58 AM PDT

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Posted by: Ghost 45
We here at The Ark know you're only here in The Classifieds because you accidentally clicked the link to this forum instead of one of the more active forums.

While you're here curiously browsing through advertisements for pro MLG teams and other silly groups, you should curiously browse our sweet and sensual group that will leave you sweetened and sensualized. We don't need to give you a sales pitch the size of Nantucket to make you love us. We just need you to trust us, let us tell you how much we really care about you and all your needs and desires.

We're awesome. Why not be awesome yourself? We'll leave the rest for you to discover.

Be there, or be not cool.

I would join if there was any information about your group in this ad. Good use of circular logic and rhetorical questions though, I'm impressed.

  • 05.13.2012 10:51 AM PDT


Posted by: some1 with guns
I would join if there was any information about your group in this ad. Good use of circular logic and rhetorical questions though, I'm impressed.

Maybe this will shed some more light.

Or these sources specifically:
What is this "The Ark" I keep hearing about?
The Ark originated as a small satirical writing project by Jacob McSlaughter (Ghost 45, as is his username.) based on The Flood. Over the course of a week, The Ark was exceptionally well-received and thus spawned an extended community project built with the intention to improve the Bungie.net community and continue to bring humor and enjoyment to those who wish to find it, both through certain stylings of sarcastic and insane writing and in other innovative and exciting ways.

What is the purpose of this private group?
This private group is a sort of central hub for The Ark. Not only is it the first place all news articles of The Ark will be posted before they hit the public forums, but it is also a breeding ground for intellectual discussion, fraternal camaraderie, and general fun. It is here that those who wish to help improve the Bungie.net community and be a part of an exciting experience can come together to help do so through their contributions.


Essentially The Ark is a group meant to bring a twist to the normal humdrum of the Bungie.net community. Our aim is to improve the community, not through forum copping, group elitism, closed group activities, or any other such nonsense, but through bringing new and exciting things to the community that helps to involve the patrons of this website who want to have a good time.

If you have more questions, do ask. I love helping out.

  • 05.13.2012 12:12 PM PDT