- DarkJet7
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The world is not beautiful: And that, in a way, lends it a sort of beauty.
~Kino's Journey
"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to burn them to dust!, activate defensive formation 7!".
The brave warriors huddled back to back, forming an almost geometric shape, to small to be an octagon, to large to be a hexagon.
The six brave warriors readied their refraction beams, desperately waiting for their leader's signal,
"Today men, we stand here on this mound of dirt, as the last remnants of our once proud race, when you set fire to your enemies, know that they are burning with the hatred of all that have fallen before them, now..............................ATT-
"Um, Alex?"
"Yes Jason?"
"Well, you didn't bring a magnifying glass so this may be a bit tricky"
"Don't worry, i have a secret weapon"
Alex pulled out something from his jacket, a holy weapon made of the finest wood and rubber $5 could buy.
"Now this time, and no interruptions.....................FIRE THE SLINGSHOTS!"
"..................your the only one with a slingshot Alex"
"No matter, we must destroy these ants before the bagocalypse"
"you mean when your mom finishes the bagels?"
"Just burn the dam ants"
And this my friends, was how Bungie, and the legend of the Giant slingshot, were formed.
[Edited on 05.14.2012 1:17 PM PDT]