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Subject: And now for something completely different...

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Per Audacia Ad Astra

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to assault and extract Ling Ling." The team leader then waved his crew into position, and began the extraction. A faint tremor awoke the guardian as team six breached the calm but mortal studio. "Hands where I can see them! yelled the team leader as Jerome observed the six seals enter the bewildered studio.

An elegant looking employee stood by a canvas mail sack, soaked in yellow liquid. "Gives us Ling Ling or...-blam!-" The six soldiers were then hit by a large bludgeon and propelled through the studio wall. "What a bunch of Noobs." Said DeeJ as he wiped the yellow liquid off his shoes.

  • 05.14.2012 6:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Statefarm98

Posted by: Spartan1065
Posted by: x Foman123 x
"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to dance for your lives!"
You son of a -blam!- foman. I swear to god when I saw that sentence the first word that jumped into my mind was, DANCE!

I hate you so very much right now. So much so that my rage is blocking my creative writing abilities and I can't participate in the contest.


He wrote that while I was still in my screen about my "awesome creative idea of making it about dancing"

I hit send and saw foman's post...hope was lost :P

Always next weeks challenge :)
Didn't stop me since dancing is only the first of my many favorite things to do with CE Zealots.


Halo edition to my submission:

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to leap!" The seven gold Sangheili activated their energy swords. Ding! Many Marines poured out of the Covenant ship's doors. Assault rifles sprang into action but the Elites were quicker, biding their time. At the command center, the leader announced to cheering Elites, "Brothers, they may have our ship but they do not possess the sublime!"

  • 05.14.2012 6:38 PM PDT

#1 Legendary ODST Firefight Highscore

[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to assume defensive positions; fire on my mark! When he gave the signal, a wall of high-caliber lead erupted from the squad's weapons, but the grotesque and foul corpses continued to dash towards their positions, even after felling hundreds. Moments before being overrun, the shoddy lighting finally gave out, plunging the entire, ancient bastion into thick darkness. A single shrieking scream pierced the air, and faded to decayed and macabre voice that rasped "This deluded intent will not bring truth; only a timeless grave. I am salvation; I am Destiny."

  • 05.14.2012 6:38 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to dispatch the enemies!!"
Soldier 1: Yo, boss, do we have to? I mean seriously, this isn't even our war?
Soldier 2: Go 'merica!!
Soldier 3:I'd rather be playing skrim right now or mining ore in minecraft...
Team leader: Well....fine, let's head home....Those innocent citizens can protect themselves anyways -_-

  • 05.14.2012 6:46 PM PDT

I'll have the roast duck . . . with the mango salsa.

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to hurl feces at the face of King Joffrey!"

  • 05.14.2012 6:52 PM PDT

"Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength"


"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to stuff!"

"Sir!, we're running out of swag and the fans are literally foaming at the mouth, and I think that one guy is bleeding out of his eyes" said DeeJ.

"Then we have no choice, prepare the slingshot" he responded grimly.

"But Sir! its only a proto-, DeeJ was cut off as a nearby fanatic exploded, spattering him with brain matter; this set off a chain reaction as the disturbing sound of an audible pop followed by a tiny squelch could be heard all around, and the crowd devolved into a swirling mass of howling madness.

"So it has begun" he paused,with a strange sense of calm and then... sudden ferocity, "Do it!"



I might be bending the rules a bit with the quotation marks but that is definitely only four sentences =D

  • 05.14.2012 7:28 PM PDT
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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

*proceeds to read on, shakes head, and gently laughs*

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to change this opening sentence because it sucks!"

"But sir, Mr. GoldenTextDude might take offense to that!"

"Good, he should! In fact, he should pay for his crimes against humanity! Only a cretin like him would pick such a horrid and uncreative sentence to work with!"

My interpretation...

  • 05.14.2012 7:38 PM PDT
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deej pls

We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to self destruct"

  • 05.14.2012 7:43 PM PDT

Intolerance is the highest level of stupidity and inbred thinking.

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"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to fire the lumpia on my mark! Three... two... frog blast the ventcore!"

Unwieldy carnage rained down onto the unsuspecting masses of Moa. The sky became streaked with white, and the ground, a mass of shrieking feathers. Suddenly, and without warning, a commanding voice shouted from the heavens, proclaiming... "What if...?"


Deep fried, and wrapped in bacon. Just for you. ;)

  • 05.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT
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"Awesomeness will ensue..."

BEN SPARTAN120



"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to ________________________..."


"...to fall back on my position!"

"Negative sir! There's too many of 'em, we're pinned down! -blam!-! Sorry sir, looks like you're on you own...'

Screams can be heard through the radio, then only static...

"Aw Hell!", the team leader throws his headset to the ground.

"Right, prepare to defend yourselves! Corporal? Take yourself and Edwards, get on that .50 and get ready to lay down some suppressing fire! Short controlled bursts. We don't want to run out of ammo before we thin 'em out a little."

"Roger that sir", responds the corporal.

The team leader prepares to address his troops; He can not afford to show fear or doubt, regret or sympathy, for there is no place for such things on the field of battle.

"All right ladies and gents, I want this to go by the numbers, no one quits, everybody fights. Let's take as many of these son's of b**ches with us as we can!'

The team leader looks to the breach where the enemy threatens to spew fourth and overrun his position...

'Nobody shoot till you see the whites of their eyes...', he says, his voice filled with cold determination.

The team leader looks beyond the distance, seeing something that is not there, a field bathed in sunlight, the smiling face of a love long forgotten. For the briefest of moments, the faint trace of a smile can be seen through the mud and blood and grime...

A jumpy private begins to whimper uncontrollably, not wanting to face what comes next.

He looks to his leader for something: comfort? Mercy? Reprieve?

'I don't wanna die Sir! God, I don't wanna die!'

The fearless leader looks down at the young man, his resolve now returned, features chiseled as though from the coldest, hardest stone, 'What, do you want to live forever, grunt?'...

The end!

I got a bit carried away...

Damn.

The old writing hands need some dusting off me thinks...





  • 05.14.2012 8:04 PM PDT

There may not be a "I" in team, but there is a "I" in Win.


Posted by: DeeJ
Bungie Community,

Happy Monday. I am fine, but not a fan of mondays.

[b]"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to drop. As the voice disappeared from their headsets, all the men knew was the hum of her engines and the red light switching quickly to green. The mission was simple: stop the invasion, but even though every branch had given their best man it was still unsure whether they could accomplish the mission and make it back. The hatch opens as a group of men and a large object fall from 15,000 feet down to the left side of what used to be the Golden Gate Bridge, before the missle hit. They were given 45 seconds to arm the device and set the timer to 5 minutes, roughly 10 seconds were added to make sure the chopper was out of the blast zone in time....


May have run on sentences, but I accidentally made a 5th sentence so its kind of jammed into these for because it was crucial.

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  • 05.14.2012 8:25 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Great idea - I'm no writer but ill give it a crack.


"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to engage....this is it!"

The words echoed loud in his memory as he kneeled alone in the silent fields. His only company were the graves of the fallen. It wasn't until now that he understood the true cost of freedom, and that it was a price only the fearless and righteous were willing to pay.


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  • 05.14.2012 8:38 PM PDT
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Proud Virgo.

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to enga-" Blood splattered the young soldier beside the commander as a bullet ripped his life into oblivion. Shaking, and in shock the young soldier lifted his rifle to try and avenge the death, like a machine, he instinctively aimed and fired upon any enemy he could see. After the noise of bullets flying subsided he looked around, and saw everyone else that had partaken in the battle had fallen. The blood, and the weight of the death, crushed the spirit of the young soldier, who put his pistol to his head, and aired out his aching brains....

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  • 05.14.2012 9:34 PM PDT

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to breach!" Then, it all slowed down. My pulse throbed in my ears, my breath became steady and slow, my finger on the trigger ready to fire-

"DeeJ! Get back to work damn-it!"

  • 05.14.2012 10:15 PM PDT
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Today is my birthday.

  • 05.14.2012 10:30 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to dine in hell!" said Qbix, our infamous Norwegian leader. "Everyone grab your sword and self-seppuku if you want to win this war!" said the leader. After a long pause, Qbix slowly walks towards the frontline of the battlefield, over his commerade deceased body, and softly spoke; "General, why did you betray us..." In an instant, his fellow ninja teleported near Qbix, and unleashed his superweapon; which is infamously known as the ban hammer, eliminated every single breathing species on the surface of the impact.

At the moment, I'm too tired to proof-read my own message. As long as you get the idea, I'm good.

  • 05.14.2012 10:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: DeeJ
"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to flank around the left side!" he commanded. After taking a few moments to regroup themselves, the team quickly moved up the left flank. Once they turned the corner of the barn, they stood face to face with a squad of infantry, 20 soldiers strong, cloaked by a sheet of rain. The team opened fire and ran for cover, but the resistance was too much to overcome. The 20 soldiers moved up slowly to inspect their kills, only to see that it was their fellow comrades that lie on the ground in front of them.

  • 05.15.2012 12:25 AM PDT

feartehstickman...
Posted by: toxicpanther615
the only problem i have with mine is that it's unstable,[very shakey],so you'd need a tripod for it.

Posted by: CJ Olvaid 360
Just drink a beer and everything will be ok

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to release the Kraken!"

And the fabled creature stirred in its cavern. It had been summoned: and it would answer the call. The sea heaved as it slowly rose from its watery depths and it is said that those who were enveloped saw flashes of ginger before they perished. Even the thought of such colour is enough to terrify the few who remember: so very few.

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  • 05.15.2012 2:12 AM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to retreat."

After another few minutes the aliens had almost entirely closed in on us, then from what seemed like silence gun fire started.
We ran, no orders were needed. Twenty metres from the only available cover, I heard a scream to the left of me, it was the sergeant. I grabbed him, we got behind the cover, he gurgled his last words to me:

"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper."


  • 05.15.2012 2:20 AM PDT

(^}>

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to breach and clear!"
The soldiers formed up on the door, the sweat glistening on their faces, or were they tears?
The Team Leader prepared himself, looking around at his unit, these weren't soldiers, these were frightened boys standing there shaking, like lambs to the slaughter, but he had a duty and these boys were going to make it through this.
He prepared himself mentally for what was to come, and then he gave the order:

"Open the door

Get on the floor

Everybody walk the Dinosaur"

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  • 05.15.2012 2:30 AM PDT
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"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to
engage!"

(female voice behind) "Sir, we're outnumbered, you can't possibly-"
"I know... I know!" interrupted the team leader. "This isn't an easy call but does it look like we have much choice? If we don't do this here AND now..."


Also, I have a rifling suspicion that the winner of this thread gets their story in your game.
*nudge* *nudge*

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  • 05.15.2012 2:35 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to fall back and re-group, we'll hold them at the-." The sky lit up a blazing crimson and a piercing shriek of static burst from the radio. "Dammit is there anyone on this channel?" The silence answered, though he did not want it to. He cracked open his rifle and a hiss of scolding steam rose from the cooling mechanism. "Now things get interesting." He muttered.

  • 05.15.2012 2:40 AM PDT
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You know that orange guy jumping on boxes? That's me.


Crash is better than Spyro

...

[Edited on 05.15.2012 4:43 AM PDT]

  • 05.15.2012 4:42 AM PDT
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Gamertag: Donsteve77
Kotor

"We are wide open to attack!" shouted the team leader. "All available units, prepare to get funky!"

  • 05.15.2012 4:51 AM PDT