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  • Subject: Looking for love.
Subject: Looking for love.
  • gamertag: Naksta
  • user homepage:

kinky lovin

Hello, I am a 470 pound male looking for another voluptuous individual who enjoys long walks on the beach (provided we have frequent breaks), fine cuisine, and Ernest Hemingway.

We can start it slow if you want, as long as it blossoms into a beautiful rose that I'll let dwindle and die. The flame will go out, but I don't care. I'm fat and sassy.

PM me or post if interested.

  • 05.14.2012 2:09 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Please, for the love of whatever deity you do or don't worship, please be a joke thread...

  • 05.14.2012 2:13 PM PDT
  • gamertag: Naksta
  • user homepage:

kinky lovin

Excuse me?

  • 05.14.2012 2:18 PM PDT

I wouldn't really want to date someone from here. Just saying.

  • 05.14.2012 3:31 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

Commander, CammCam's Queensguard; Sapphire Mod; 34th Seat, Table of Avalon(Exiled);Captain, HAND

yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-

You had me at "fat and sassy" big boy.

  • 05.14.2012 5:02 PM PDT

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my number, so call me maybe <3

  • 05.14.2012 5:37 PM PDT

Bip Bap Bam in the brainpan!

Really not sure what to say...o.0

  • 05.14.2012 6:03 PM PDT
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...in all the wrong places.

  • 05.14.2012 7:05 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account

Wow girl you got curves...

  • 05.14.2012 7:27 PM PDT
  • gamertag: Naksta
  • user homepage:

kinky lovin


Posted by: The Kangol Kid
You had me at "fat and sassy" big boy.
Call me?

  • 05.14.2012 7:53 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

What is love?

  • 05.15.2012 3:22 AM PDT

Swift Death to All

Love is for fools.

  • 05.15.2012 10:17 AM PDT

I am the Troll King.


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
What is love?


Baby don't hurt me...

  • 05.15.2012 11:33 AM PDT

Don't bring a sword to a gunfight.


Posted by: Zoomzoom97

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
What is love?


Baby don't hurt me...

Don't hurt me
No more

  • 05.16.2012 3:07 PM PDT