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Subject: Create a Fox News headline!

Who's got AIDS?

Since I couldn't bump the thread that I had saved, I decided to make a copy of it so that's why this is unoriginal.

Anyways, create a news headline that you think could be used by Fox News!

Is your cat a terrorist? Find out at 11.

  • 05.14.2012 9:11 PM PST

Herroh. U have reached teh BOOGIE LAND

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72185476

I'm Tired Of My Hard Earned Money Being Given to Lazy People

Are you tired of your tax dollars being spent towards the poor? Well vote for Mitt Romney!

[Edited on 05.14.2012 9:14 PM PDT]

  • 05.14.2012 9:12 PM PST

No u

Are there Liberals hiding out under your bed? Find out on Fox News at 5.

  • 05.14.2012 9:13 PM PST
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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake

Man violates terrorist cat, Is now facing jail time....

  • 05.14.2012 9:13 PM PST
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"Senior citizen eats self and then disappears!"

  • 05.14.2012 9:14 PM PST

Obama Bin Laden confirmed dead

  • 05.14.2012 9:14 PM PST

~Ninja

Is your -blam!- conspiring against you? Found out at 10.

  • 05.14.2012 9:14 PM PST

Airport security suspect explosives inside candy bars

Find out more at 12

  • 05.14.2012 9:14 PM PST
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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

*proceeds to read on, shakes head, and gently laughs*

What do terror, pr0nz, and candy have in common?

[Edited on 05.14.2012 9:15 PM PDT]

  • 05.14.2012 9:14 PM PST
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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake

4 year old girl put on no-fly list, America is safe again.

  • 05.14.2012 9:15 PM PST

7 out of 10 Muslims openly admit about being jihadists!
More at 9.

  • 05.14.2012 9:15 PM PST
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Halo 4 teaches kids to kill illegal aliens! Find out more at 5.

  • 05.14.2012 9:16 PM PST

Who am I?

mah twitter

Obama is related to both Hitler and Stalin.

  • 05.14.2012 9:16 PM PST

Two makes there more than speakers.

Man openly expresses his concerns for the Nation. Find out what's wrong with him at 11.

  • 05.14.2012 9:21 PM PST


Posted by: Dustin 6047
Environmentally conscious games and why we should be suspicious

Oh wait you said a fake one right?


Well my day was just ruined by stupidity.

  • 05.14.2012 9:23 PM PST

Something smells fishy...

Everything that is wrong with the U.S. is because of Barack Obama. Oh and he's a fascist, communist, socialist, -blam!- who wants people to be able to afford healthcare and burns copies of the U.S. Constitution on his spare time.

  • 05.14.2012 9:26 PM PST

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

"Jimmy Rustle, known for his gorilla fetish, baricades himself inside home filled with explosives and a gasmask then posts on racist blog '4chan'"

^not an actual headline, but it was the story they ran.

I'd post a link, but I think that 4chan archive wouldn't be considered safe and would get me banned.

[Edited on 05.14.2012 9:34 PM PDT]

  • 05.14.2012 9:27 PM PST

A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him.

Is Fox News retarded? Find out at 10.

  • 05.14.2012 9:45 PM PST

Police catch terrorist spotted by blind man
Nah, too serious.

Is your dog violating your wife?
Nah, too goofy.

Meh, I don't have that good of one.

  • 05.14.2012 9:53 PM PST

Gamers don't die, they just go offline.

"...and the fanboys will unite to slay the Call of Duty threat for the greater good of gaming."

Plane crash over New York Al Qaeda blamed.

  • 05.14.2012 9:57 PM PST

No u


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Posted by: ChemicalEnvy
Mitt Romney!


This fool still believes there's a difference between this guy and Barrack.

There isn't.
He just went full on retarded.

  • 05.14.2012 9:57 PM PST
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

Triangles now have four sides, according to the average American! More at 7

  • 05.14.2012 9:58 PM PST

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