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Subject: Does Achronos ever wash the Webmaster's suit?

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Or anybody? Or maybe The Webmaster himself. It seems like those two are brothers.

  • 05.15.2012 9:28 PM PDT

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What suit? There really is a monkey "working" (or rather drinking) there.

  • 05.15.2012 9:28 PM PDT
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Suit? What suit?

  • 05.15.2012 9:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: x Lord Revan x
What suit? There really is a monkey "working" (or rather drinking) there.
I thought it was a suit!

  • 05.15.2012 9:30 PM PDT

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A man who takes multiple year long pee breaks does not simply wash his gorilla suit (or cowboy hat, for that matter). If this does not satisfy your thirst for knowledge then contact him. If you are easily offended, or frankly, if you are difficult to offend, then you should consider leaving now. If you wish, for some bizarre reason to email him, then he can be contacted at: webmaster@bungie.com.

EDIT: It is, in fact, a man in a gorilla suit.

[Edited on 05.15.2012 9:32 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Dark_Farlane
It seems like those two are brothers.


Yeah....

  • 05.15.2012 9:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: jyrine

Posted by: Dark_Farlane
It seems like those two are brothers.


Yeah....
I sort of am...

  • 05.15.2012 9:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: CTN 0452 9
A man who takes multiple year long pee breaks does not simply wash his gorilla suit (or cowboy hat, for that matter). If this does not satisfy your thirst for knowledge then contact him. If you are easily offended, or frankly, if you are difficult to offend, then you should consider leaving now. If you wish, for some bizarre reason to email him, then he can be contacted at: webmaster@bungie.com.

EDIT: It is, in fact, a man in a gorilla suit.



Shhh! You're ruining the mystique!
But yes, it is a man in a gorilla suit. Though, I daresay he is more than likely on another pee break.

  • 05.15.2012 9:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: CTN 0452 9
A man who takes multiple year long pee breaks does not simply wash his gorilla suit (or cowboy hat, for that matter). If this does not satisfy your thirst for knowledge then contact him. If you are easily offended, or frankly, if you are difficult to offend, then you should consider leaving now. If you wish, for some bizarre reason to email him, then he can be contacted at: webmaster@bungie.com.

EDIT: It is, in fact, a man in a gorilla suit.



Shhh! You're ruining the mystique!
But yes, it is a man in a gorilla suit. Though, I daresay he is more than likely on another pee break.


Aren't we all just men in gorilla suits?.....Aren't we all?...

  • 05.15.2012 9:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: x Lord Revan x

Posted by: CTN 0452 9
A man who takes multiple year long pee breaks does not simply wash his gorilla suit (or cowboy hat, for that matter). If this does not satisfy your thirst for knowledge then contact him. If you are easily offended, or frankly, if you are difficult to offend, then you should consider leaving now. If you wish, for some bizarre reason to email him, then he can be contacted at: webmaster@bungie.com.

EDIT: It is, in fact, a man in a gorilla suit.



Shhh! You're ruining the mystique!
But yes, it is a man in a gorilla suit. Though, I daresay he is more than likely on another pee break.


Aren't we all just men in gorilla suits?.....Aren't we all?...

Don't forget about the gorillas in man suits.

  • 05.15.2012 9:53 PM PDT

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The oracle never has to wash his suit.

  • 05.16.2012 12:05 AM PDT

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He is a monkey, but i'm sure he doesn't shower.

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The webmaster is a gorilla -- I meant a human. So confusing. I mean, he is wearing a hat and writes on the computer therefore he is human but he is a gorilla I mean he eats bananas, pees for ages and he is bulky and stuff. Headache.

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If the suit wasn't washed I cannot even imagine the pungency of its many bathes in urine and vomit.

In the Turkey Takedown video nobody seemed to display any inclination to flee, so I assume it is washed (showered in or hosed down), at least for special occasions.

[Edited on 05.16.2012 1:23 AM PDT]

  • 05.16.2012 1:22 AM PDT

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Posted by: x Lord Revan x
What suit? There really is a monkey "working" (or rather drinking) there.


Now we all agree that the people behind creating Halo are actually Monkeys.

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Posted by: Tom T
If the suit wasn't washed I cannot even imagine the pungency of its many bathes in urine and vomit.

In the Turkey Takedown video nobody seemed to display any inclination to flee, so I assume it is washed (showered in or hosed down), at least for special occasions.


Definitely hosed down.

For the record, I tried to find a [funny] video of someone being hosed down. For some reason, the image of Farva [from Super Troopers] popped into my mind. Anyway, it would have been totally rad, but, well, you know...

  • 05.16.2012 3:52 AM PDT

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Posted by: Tom T
If the suit wasn't washed I cannot even imagine the pungency of its many bathes in urine and vomit.

In the Turkey Takedown video nobody seemed to display any inclination to flee, so I assume it is washed (showered in or hosed down), at least for special occasions.


Definitely hosed down.

For the record, I tried to find a [funny] video of someone being hosed down. For some reason, the image of Farva [from Super Troopers] popped into my mind. Anyway, it would have been totally rad, but, well, you know...
He couldn't have been hosed down, it's illogical.

  • 05.16.2012 4:49 AM PDT

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The webmaster is a gorilla.

  • 05.16.2012 5:00 AM PDT