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Subject: The greatest question

Yep

Who made this website?

  • 05.16.2012 3:53 AM PDT

You know our motto, We deliver!

Don't you know?

  • 05.16.2012 3:53 AM PDT

-Watertribe-

The Webmaster.

  • 05.16.2012 3:54 AM PDT

GT: BigstickToucan

My old Bungie.net account was created February 6, 2008. Unfortunately, I had signed up using my brother's email account (we then shared an Xbox Live account which was linked to my old Bungie.net account), and he changed the password, meaning I couldn't log in. Thus is why I have this account.

Donkey Kong, AKA The Webmaster.

  • 05.16.2012 4:00 AM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Nobody. This site just is.

  • 05.16.2012 1:46 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account

God

  • 05.16.2012 2:08 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Bungie made bungie.net, but that doesn't sound right.

  • 05.16.2012 2:09 PM PDT
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It willed itself into existence.

  • 05.16.2012 2:10 PM PDT

A man and a woman.

  • 05.16.2012 2:10 PM PDT

I am never late,Nor am I early; I arrive precisely when I mean to.
Also
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick -Potatoes!-... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Check out this Thread on how to help new members here on Bungie.net

Blame Stosh for this website

  • 05.16.2012 2:10 PM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb

Ever heard of the big bang theory? Yep.

  • 05.16.2012 2:19 PM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Current Gamertag:
JesusWasAHindu

Walmart.

  • 05.16.2012 2:36 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

In the beginning the Webmaster created Bungie.net and all of its contained forums.

Thus Bungie.net and its contained forums were completed in all their vast array.

By the seventh day the Webmaster had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. Then the Webmaster pissed on the seventh day and, because he hated all things holy and light, he made it darker, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.

This is the account of Bungie.net and its contained forums when they were created, when the Webmaster made the website and its contained forums.

Now no CSS had yet appeared on Bungie.net and no Javascript had yet sprung up, for the Webmaster had not sent a coder to Bungie.net and there was no one to work the code, but ideas came up for Bungie.net and these ideas were prepared for implementation in the code. Then the Webmaster formed the first account with the first barebones version of WLID and breathed into its nostrils the breath of life, and the account became an unholy, living being [Disembodied Soul].

Now the Webmaster had assigned a man [Achronos] to the basement, in the Bungie Building; and there he put Achronos to good work and gave him access to the Disembodied Soul. The Webmaster made the HFCS for only the Webmaster and Achronos to plan the functionality of Bungie.net. In the middle of Bungie.net was the Code of Conduct and the HFCS.

The Webmaster took Achronos and put him in the HFCS to work on Bungie.net and take care of it. And the Webmaster commanded Achronos, "You are free to join any of the private groups in Bungie.net; but you must not let ANYONE into the HFCS, for when you do so you will surely be beaten with a wet noodle."

The Webmaster said, "It is not good for Achronos to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."

Now the Webmaster had formed out of the Bungie Lore all the inside jokes and Bungie catchphrases on the website. He brought them to Achronos to see what he would name them; and whatever Achronos called each item before him, that was its name. So the man gave names to all the inside jokes and catchphrases.

But for Achronos there was still no suitable helper. So the Webmaster caused Achronos to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of Achronos's slices of toast and then replaced it with a fake. Then the Webmaster lured a man with the toast he had taken from Achronos, and he brought the new man to him [Achronos] and made a place for the new man in the HFCS.

Achronos said,

"This man is a foolish follower of toast
he gave into the cravings of the flesh;
so he shall be called Stosh'
and he shall be a hater of toast. "

Achronos and Stosh neither had custom avatars or yellow text, and they felt no shame.

Now Marty the Elder was more crafty than any of the members of Bungie.net. He said to Stosh, "Did the Webmaster really say, 'You must not let anyone into the HFCS? "

Stosh said to the Elder, "We may join any private group on Bungie.net, but the Webmaster did say, 'You must not let anyone into the HFCS, or you will be beaten with a wet noodle.'"

"You will certainly not be beaten with a wet noodle," the Elder said to Stosh. "For the Webmaster knows that when you do so you will be able to gain knowledge from other intelligent members, and you will be like the Webmaster, knowing what is good and what is downright retarded."

When Stosh saw that power like that of the Webmaster was pleasing to the ego, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, he let Foman into the HFCS. When Achronos saw Stosh's actions, he did the same and let Recon Number 54 into the HFCS. Then Foman and Recon Number 54 pointed out that Achronos and Stosh didn't have anything special like custom avatars and yellow text; so they manipulated the HTML and CSS and gave themselves custom avatars and yellow text.

Then Achronos and Stosh heard the sound of the Webmaster as he was walking down the stairs toward the basement, and they hid from the Webmaster behind their desks. But the Webmaster called to Achronos, "Where are you?"

Achronos answered, "I heard you on the stairs, and I was afraid because I exploited the code and to make myself awesome; so I hid."

And the Webmaster, so furious that monkeys flew out of his butt, said, "Who told you that you could exploit the code? Have you let someone else into the HFCS?"

Achronos said, "The hater of toast you put here with me let someone in the HFCS, so I did the same. Blame him."

Then the Webmaster said to the Stosh, "What is this you have done?"

Stosh said, "The Elder deceived me, so I did it."

The Webmaster cursed Marty the Elder to write music for Bungie's games for all of eternity. Then the Webmaster whipped Achronos, Stosh, Foman, and Recon Number 54 with a wet noodle, which became a ritual for future members of the HFCS. Achronos and Stosh had opened the gates, so the Webmaster saw no alternative but to let selected others into the HFCS. Then the Webmaster stationed the Disembodied Soul at the gates of the HFCS to keep the common rabble out, and to keep the others in.

The Webmaster made custom avatars and colored text for Achronos and Stosh and the other members of the HFCS. And the Webmaster said, "These men and women have now become like one of me, knowing how to exploit elitism and power."

[Edited on 05.16.2012 8:14 PM PDT]

  • 05.16.2012 7:58 PM PDT

Al Gore

  • 05.16.2012 8:05 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: Bronx Bomber
Al Gore


Your thinking of the Internet.

  • 05.16.2012 8:07 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE

Posted by: Bronx Bomber
Al Gore


Your thinking of the Internet.

It is through he all is possible.

  • 05.16.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: AutobahnRacer


Thread saved.

  • 05.16.2012 8:08 PM PDT

If you look carefully on the bottom, it says "made in China".

  • 05.16.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Key

Who made the guy who made the website?

Conceptionception

  • 05.16.2012 8:09 PM PDT

There may not be a "I" in team, but there is a "I" in Win.

Noble Team

  • 05.16.2012 8:09 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii


Posted by: LordMonkey
If you look carefully on the bottom, it says "made in China".


Like my post if you checked after reading this.

  • 05.16.2012 8:10 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: mister death
Bungie made bungie.net, but that doesn't sound right.
The truth hurts, but yes this is correct :/

  • 05.17.2012 4:42 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

Bungie and Ideal Science (A now defunct company). :-)

  • 05.17.2012 4:49 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

Bungie studios made it.

  • 05.17.2012 4:55 PM PDT

Posted by: LordMonkey
If you look carefully on the bottom, it says "made in China".
What if the stickers were made in China?

Programmers made this site.

  • 05.17.2012 4:59 PM PDT

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