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Posted by: homocidalham
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: King Dutchy
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oddly enough, ever since I was put in charge of female recruit evaluation, testing and dress-code enforcement.... applications have dropped to zero.
Weird? I know!I'd apply if I were female.
And if you were, I would rigorously evaluate, test and vet you. And when I say vet, I mean fondle.
I'm not female, can you still test and vet me?
If by test and vet you actually mean cover in peanut butter and mayonaise and then gently brush your flowing locks of hair with an elphants tusk that has been fashioned into a rare brush, then yes, I'm sure any of us would.