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Subject: No female mods or employees that post on the forums?

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oddly enough, ever since I was put in charge of female recruit evaluation, testing and dress-code enforcement.... applications have dropped to zero.

Weird? I know!
I'd apply if I were female.

  • 05.17.2012 2:14 PM PDT

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  • 05.17.2012 2:19 PM PDT

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Posted by: jross1993
Women with jobs? LOL.
What i was expecting to see. . .

  • 05.17.2012 2:30 PM PDT
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There's Jessica.

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oddly enough, ever since I was put in charge of female recruit evaluation, testing and dress-code enforcement.... applications have dropped to zero.

Weird? I know!

Maybe you have something in your teeth

  • 05.17.2012 2:44 PM PDT

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  • 05.17.2012 3:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: Dark_Farlane
There was ONE.


She left though. She was the Bungie 'Princess'

Alta? That was a loong time ago.

There are a few female emplyoees, I don't think they post much though.

  • 05.17.2012 3:08 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.


Posted by: King Dutchy

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oddly enough, ever since I was put in charge of female recruit evaluation, testing and dress-code enforcement.... applications have dropped to zero.

Weird? I know!
I'd apply if I were female.

And if you were, I would rigorously evaluate, test and vet you. And when I say vet, I mean fondle.

  • 05.17.2012 4:09 PM PDT
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Cortana 4 Mod 2012

Oh look , another b.net ass kisser.

  • 05.17.2012 5:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: Nephilim713
There are no girls on the internet. =]


DUH ;D It's always a guy pretending to be a girl. :3

  • 05.17.2012 5:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
And when I say vet, I mean fondle.



OOHHHH I'M TELLING MOMMA RECON YOU SAYS THAT TEHE! ^-^

[Edited on 05.17.2012 5:49 PM PDT]

  • 05.17.2012 5:49 PM PDT

There is one female mod, but she's very inactive.

  • 05.17.2012 5:51 PM PDT
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Proud Virgo.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
...I mean fondle.


Where do I sign up? ;)

  • 05.17.2012 5:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Al1757XNA
There is one female mod, but she's very inactive.
THE DON WAN, yes. :)

  • 05.17.2012 5:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54

Posted by: King Dutchy

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oddly enough, ever since I was put in charge of female recruit evaluation, testing and dress-code enforcement.... applications have dropped to zero.

Weird? I know!
I'd apply if I were female.

And if you were, I would rigorously evaluate, test and vet you. And when I say vet, I mean fondle.


I'm not female, can you still test and vet me?

  • 05.17.2012 5:55 PM PDT

>Implying I have a signature


Posted by: homocidalham

Posted by: Recon Number 54

Posted by: King Dutchy

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oddly enough, ever since I was put in charge of female recruit evaluation, testing and dress-code enforcement.... applications have dropped to zero.

Weird? I know!
I'd apply if I were female.

And if you were, I would rigorously evaluate, test and vet you. And when I say vet, I mean fondle.


I'm not female, can you still test and vet me?


If by test and vet you actually mean cover in peanut butter and mayonaise and then gently brush your flowing locks of hair with an elphants tusk that has been fashioned into a rare brush, then yes, I'm sure any of us would.

  • 05.17.2012 6:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54

Posted by: King Dutchy

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oddly enough, ever since I was put in charge of female recruit evaluation, testing and dress-code enforcement.... applications have dropped to zero.

Weird? I know!
I'd apply if I were female.

And if you were, I would rigorously evaluate, test and vet you. And when I say vet, I mean fondle.
whether I'm female or not, I'd rigorously enjoy it.

  • 05.17.2012 6:23 PM PDT

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Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

Probably explains why Mehve and Kari disappeared. >_>
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oddly enough, ever since I was put in charge of female recruit evaluation, testing and dress-code enforcement.... applications have dropped to zero.

Weird? I know!

  • 05.17.2012 6:26 PM PDT

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Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

Bungie is simply afraid of women, and thus refuse to have any of their female employees post. Shishka, obviously, was the closest we got.

[Edited on 05.17.2012 7:18 PM PDT]

  • 05.17.2012 7:16 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.


Posted by: cortana 5
Probably explains why Mehve and Kari disappeared. >_>
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oddly enough, ever since I was put in charge of female recruit evaluation, testing and dress-code enforcement.... applications have dropped to zero.

Weird? I know!

They are both too awesome for me to even contemplate fondling. Plus, their man-friends might object and kick my ass.

I was speaking of kunoichi recruits.

Also, when I say "put in charge", I do mean "self-appointed".

  • 05.17.2012 7:23 PM PDT

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I WAS SOCK

I would apply if you held equal standards recon ;D

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Evilcam's a girl.


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  • 05.17.2012 8:23 PM PDT