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It appears as if the dawn has arrived a bit early lads. During my daily scan of the glorious home we call Bungie.net, my eyes arrived upon the little blue number that represents my inbox. Typically empty, I quickly noticed that everything was not as it seemed. Instead of the simple 0 that I was so accustomed to, a mind imploding 4 had taken it's place. Don't worry guys, I got the screencap.
Anyway, I cautiously opened my inbox. That was when all hell broke loose. I expected a couple messages from The Soul congratulating me on my exemplary posting or fan mail or something like that, but what I got instead was much more disturbing. It is in the greatest confidence that I share it with this community.
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Message 1
Message 2
Message 3
Message 4
...What he sent me...
...w.t.f.
To be clear, I have never messaged DeeJ before. I never responded to any of these PM's. I don't even know what he was talking about half the time. Nonetheless, we can be sure that this is very, very bad. If not for the community, then at least for me. DeeJ's promises of a late night visit terrify me more than anything else I've received in my years on B.net.
I'm still in shock. My lesser mind cannot contain the sheer mind-blam!- that is in my inbox right now. So I leave it to you, the community, to decide what to do with this information. Personally, I'm more concerned about guarding myself against DeeJ's lovestruck pursuits.