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Subject: Drunken PMs and New Devopments on Destiny?

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It appears as if the dawn has arrived a bit early lads. During my daily scan of the glorious home we call Bungie.net, my eyes arrived upon the little blue number that represents my inbox. Typically empty, I quickly noticed that everything was not as it seemed. Instead of the simple 0 that I was so accustomed to, a mind imploding 4 had taken it's place. Don't worry guys, I got the screencap.

Anyway, I cautiously opened my inbox. That was when all hell broke loose. I expected a couple messages from The Soul congratulating me on my exemplary posting or fan mail or something like that, but what I got instead was much more disturbing. It is in the greatest confidence that I share it with this community.

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Message 2
Message 3
Message 4
...What he sent me...

...w.t.f.

To be clear, I have never messaged DeeJ before. I never responded to any of these PM's. I don't even know what he was talking about half the time. Nonetheless, we can be sure that this is very, very bad. If not for the community, then at least for me. DeeJ's promises of a late night visit terrify me more than anything else I've received in my years on B.net.

I'm still in shock. My lesser mind cannot contain the sheer mind-blam!- that is in my inbox right now. So I leave it to you, the community, to decide what to do with this information. Personally, I'm more concerned about guarding myself against DeeJ's lovestruck pursuits.

  • 05.18.2012 11:52 AM PDT

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Seems legit.

  • 05.18.2012 11:53 AM PDT

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I see nothing odd about this.

[Edited on 05.18.2012 11:54 AM PDT]

  • 05.18.2012 11:53 AM PDT

-Watertribe-

I can confirm that Deej and I got drunk last night.

  • 05.18.2012 11:56 AM PDT
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Sharpace looks like DeeJ has the hots for you. CongratulationS you lucky dog!

[Edited on 05.18.2012 11:58 AM PDT]

  • 05.18.2012 11:58 AM PDT

What the...?

(Inb4 DeeJ)

[Edited on 05.18.2012 12:23 PM PDT]

  • 05.18.2012 12:01 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I don't understand....Deej, how come you don't send me PM's like that? :(

  • 05.18.2012 12:03 PM PDT

(^}>

I'll assume my PM's got lost in the post....

  • 05.18.2012 12:06 PM PDT
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There are two options here:

1. OP is trolling hard
2. DeeJ was being retarded/drunk.

  • 05.18.2012 12:08 PM PDT

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  • 05.18.2012 12:08 PM PDT

(^}>


Posted by: Tomvl117
There are two options here:

1. OP is trolling hard
2. DeeJ was being retarded/drunk.
Or Deej is trolling hard.

  • 05.18.2012 12:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: EuAn1196

Posted by: Tomvl117
There are two options here:

1. OP is trolling hard
2. DeeJ was being retarded/drunk.
Or Deej is trolling hard.

A.K.A. being retarded.

  • 05.18.2012 12:16 PM PDT

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  • 05.18.2012 12:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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Either you are crazy with photoshop or Bungie has some top graphics designers.

  • 05.18.2012 12:31 PM PDT
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Gettin' all Herodotean up in here!

I'm going with new, if odd, viral marketing. Various employees pretend to be (or just get) hammered out of their minds and randomly pm users saying that they have no idea what they're doing and drawing pictures with MS Paint. We all panic, forums explode, people are here to whine and cry about how long they've waited, then they hit us in the face with the blinding light of day.

  • 05.18.2012 12:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: LordAustin16
Seems legit.


DeeJ is Going to be so Mad at you bro

[Edited on 05.18.2012 12:40 PM PDT]

  • 05.18.2012 12:40 PM PDT

How disturbing.

[Edited on 05.18.2012 12:43 PM PDT]

  • 05.18.2012 12:43 PM PDT

Key

DeeJ always capitalizes "LOL". Therefore this is fake.

  • 05.18.2012 12:45 PM PDT
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But what if..

this is how Destiny is actually going to look like?

  • 05.18.2012 12:46 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
DeeJ always capitalizes "LOL". Therefore this is fake.


My man! Somebody ban this sucka (OP)!

  • 05.18.2012 12:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: ALI217

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
DeeJ always capitalizes "LOL". Therefore this is fake.


My man! Somebody ban this sucka (OP)!

No no no, DeeJ was drunk. Remember that.

  • 05.18.2012 12:51 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

I wish I could draw that well when drunk...

  • 05.18.2012 1:00 PM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Current Gamertag:
JesusWasAHindu


Posted by: S_034
I'm going with new, if odd, viral marketing. Various employees pretend to be (or just get) hammered out of their minds and randomly pm users saying that they have no idea what they're doing and drawing pictures with MS Paint. We all panic, forums explode, people are here to whine and cry about how long they've waited, then they hit us in the face with the blinding light of day.


Wow. That actually seems to make loads of sense in my mind. Scary.

  • 05.18.2012 1:02 PM PDT

That's interesting.

  • 05.18.2012 1:03 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: Tomvl117

Posted by: ALI217

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
DeeJ always capitalizes "LOL". Therefore this is fake.


My man! Somebody ban this sucka (OP)!

No no no, DeeJ was drunk. Remember that.

It's one of those things you don't forget when you're drunk. Like how sex works or how to throw up.

  • 05.18.2012 1:07 PM PDT

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