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Subject: Funniest thing heard while playing Reach multiplayer?

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

I'm pretty sure everyone has lold over something said or done while playing Reach so I'm curious to see what the community has.

The purpose of this thread is for people to have a laugh and take a break from the rest of the threads that rant about nonsense sometimes.

Personally, I can't remember any. I'm almost always in party chat so...

  • 05.19.2012 8:29 PM PDT

I got a double kill with a turret. They screamed

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  • 05.19.2012 8:34 PM PDT
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I got a random voice message in game of a guy telling me to stop killing him.

I said no and told me to enjoy my account.

So far I am enjoying my account nicely.

  • 05.19.2012 8:57 PM PDT

Kid was sending me messages saying that he was surrendering after being down 4 flags in Neutral Flag.

  • 05.19.2012 9:11 PM PDT

Kid accused me of modding after 12-0ing him.

  • 05.19.2012 10:01 PM PDT

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  • 05.20.2012 1:38 AM PDT

That Halo Reach was a good game. I LMFAO XD

  • 05.20.2012 2:45 AM PDT
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It is a good game. It's a bad Halo game , that's all.

  • 05.20.2012 3:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: ITz DENIED
That Halo Reach was a good game. I LMFAO XD
made my day

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  • 05.20.2012 3:52 AM PDT

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I got a rage message from a guy because I was camping with the SR on Hemorrhage on Team Snipers and got a Perfection from doing so.

  • 05.20.2012 7:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: TheSpiderChief
I got a rage message from a guy because I was camping with the SR on Hemorrhage on Team Snipers and got a Perfection from doing so.
now that just makes no sense, not much you can do but camp on that playlist at that stage

  • 05.20.2012 7:36 AM PDT

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Posted by: Peco

Posted by: TheSpiderChief
I got a rage message from a guy because I was camping with the SR on Hemorrhage on Team Snipers and got a Perfection from doing so.
now that just makes no sense, not much you can do but camp on that playlist at that stage

Yeah, tell me about it. Those who grab the Mongeese and drive off are idiots in my opinion.
He sent me a message saying "nice camping skills" to which I just replied "I know, they're great aren't they?" and then I think he turned into the hulk.

  • 05.20.2012 8:08 AM PDT

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Posted by: Peco

Posted by: TheSpiderChief
I got a rage message from a guy because I was camping with the SR on Hemorrhage on Team Snipers and got a Perfection from doing so.
now that just makes no sense, not much you can do but camp on that playlist at that stage

Yeah, tell me about it. Those who grab the Mongeese and drive off are idiots in my opinion.
He sent me a message saying "nice camping skills" to which I just replied "I know, they're great aren't they?" and then I think he turned into the hulk.

If your trying to imply me I never sent you a message of that nature.

  • 05.20.2012 8:33 AM PDT

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Posted by: analbumcover

I've never even played a game with you.
No, the guy who sent me the message had a different gamertag.

  • 05.20.2012 8:36 AM PDT

One time a kid told me to stop hacking because I out-DMR'd him like ten times in a row.

  • 05.20.2012 9:01 AM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.

I was playing with a friend of mine and in the post-game lobby some guy said.
"Hey ugh -redacted-, wanna see my Dick?"
We burst out laughing the rest of the search.

  • 05.20.2012 9:27 AM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

A kid tbagged me when he killed me, so I bagged him back after I killed him. He sent me a message insulting me for tbagging him. I told him I only did it because he started it and he said, "I can do it because I'm way better at this game than you!" I stayed in that general area of the map and the kid kept coming back for revenge. I kept killing and bagging and he kept raging.

  • 05.20.2012 9:36 AM PDT

The American Forgers

It isn't mine, but this.

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  • 05.20.2012 1:32 PM PDT

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  • 05.20.2012 8:31 PM PDT
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Someone told me I was going to lose.

  • 05.20.2012 8:48 PM PDT

I lol'd yesterday when I was searching Anniversary FFA.

The first thing said in the lobby, "Noobert? Oh -blam!-! Watch out guys, Noobert is gonna play like a -blam!- the whole game."

So, I did.

  • 05.20.2012 8:53 PM PDT

bungie has proven that a bunch of monkeys sitting in front of keyboards can randomly type out a masterpiece. the thing is, when you go to play the masterpiece, you cant help but notice all the monkey s**t smeared all over it.

it gets real old having to wait months for someone like mlg to clean off all the monkey poo.

the loading screen tip that tells you to pace your shots to be a better dmr marksman is pretty funny.

  • 05.21.2012 3:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: joelrjohnson
It isn't mine, but this.
lol, that was hilarious

  • 05.21.2012 4:49 AM PDT

I'm gonna punch you in the face,
But it's oppisite day.

Best lol i had in a while

  • 05.21.2012 8:33 AM PDT

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