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Adventures of Halo
By penguin
Episode 1: End of Halo 3
Johnson: "Chief, I think you did it.
MC: Yes, I did.
Miranda: Guy, lets go back to base, it kind of creepy in the ARK
MC: But, it's going get alot worse *pulls helmet off*
Johnson: C..C..Chief your a lady!!!
MC: Noo....*pulls mask off*
Miranda: y..y..your an Alian!!!
MC: no....*pulls head off*
Marine: your a hamster!!!!!
MC: noooo...*pulls body off*
Johnson: Chief your a WORM??????????
MC: YES!!!!!!
Marine: works for me!
Miranda: but...but...but...You saved the world!!!!
MC: No...He did *points to a slug*
Everyone: What????
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Episode 2: Begining of Halo 4
Marine: So your a worm?
MC: Yes
Marine: Sooooo.....Thats like kinda weird.
Mc: .......
Marine: Don't feel bad...Here have a Snickers.
MC: Snickers!!! I hate Snickers!!!! *blasts marine with shotgun* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahaha.....
Johnson: Well...That was odd.
Miranda: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
MC: Kill everyone?
Johnson: what?
MC: hahaha*kills everyone*
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Episode 3:Halo 5
MC: hahahahahahahahahahahaha(still laughing while eating a Klondike bar)
Cortona: I know your past, your future(bahbahbah)
MC: What?
Cortona: I'm EVIL!!!!!
MC: OK.
Cortona: Be AFRAID!!!!
MC: OK!!!!
Cortona: Are you listening?
MC: OK!!!!
Cortona: Oh forget it.
MC: WHAT?
Cortona: nothing!
MC: Ok?
Hunter: Hey, look a demon!
Grunt: Lets get him! *runs toward him*
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Episode 4
MC: Hey guys!
Grunt: Die demon!
Hunter: hahaha Now we got you!
MC: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Hunter: Kill someone?
MC: Ok...Hey grunt catch! *Throws rest of klondike bar*
Grunt: cool! Thanks Mister
Hunter: Hey give it to me!
Grunt: never!
Hunter: then die! *crushes grunt* hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Episode 5
Hunter: hahahahaha (eating klondike bar)
Jackel: Hey, can I have some?
H: hahaha *blasts jackal*
MC: hahaha That was funny!
H: And fun!..To Fun..*blasts MC*
H:hahahahaha
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Episode 5
Hunter: hahaha that was fun....Nooooo I finshed my Klondike! Must have klondike!!!!!!!!!!
*Lebpricon jumps out of tree*
L: Klondike huh....I think me got one in me pot!
H: Good!
L: Sorry Big Guy, but me only have a wee little piece.
H: "Big Guy"...are you saying I'm fat?
L: Well you are big and kinda fa.....*smashed by hunter*
H: I NEED Klondike!!!!!!!!! (foams at mouth)
*man eating Klondike walks by*
H: hahaha (evil laugh)
Man: What the....*smashed by hunter*
H: hahahahahahah I'm the Klondikeman!!!!!!
Season 3 comming soon.....
[Edited on 6/6/2006]