- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
If I put gasoline in my car, it goes. If I put it in me, I die. If I put food in me, I go. If I put the same food in my car, it dies. If science is so great, why hasn't it made gasoline that makes me go, or food that makes my car go?