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Subject: Science is fake!!!


Posted by: Modified Bear
If the earth is round then why haven't all australians fallen into space yet?


You are so smart that I'd give you a Nobel prize for science but as we all know science is fake.

  • 05.21.2012 10:26 AM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.

  • 05.21.2012 10:27 AM PDT


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.

Science ruins childhoods...

  • 05.21.2012 10:29 AM PDT
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OMFG Halo Now On The NES!!!
CAN I GET HAM THE TO EATING HAM COOK FOOD HAM PLEASE?

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Posted by: Pandora117
If god doesn't exist why do we have the bible!


The vibe..you killed it man.
I know I WAS TIRED OK LEAVE ME ALONE

  • 05.21.2012 10:29 AM PDT
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If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?

  • 05.21.2012 10:30 AM PDT

04s suck

If sharks live underwater, why can they drown? Humans can't choke to death on air so why can some sharks drown in water?

  • 05.21.2012 10:31 AM PDT


Posted by: Simse11

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.

Science ruins childhoods...


We must stop that son of a Bad ITCH, before it happens again!

Join me my fellow Enlightened!

  • 05.21.2012 10:31 AM PDT
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I've got one for ya!
How does oil keep coming out of the ground?!

There aren't little men down there filling the underneath with black liquid!


So where does it come from huh science?!!!!

  • 05.21.2012 10:32 AM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?


I'm going to add that too.

  • 05.21.2012 10:32 AM PDT

Halo 2 > Halo 3 > Halo 3 ODST > Halo Reach > Halo CE

Based on campaigns.

0/10

  • 05.21.2012 10:34 AM PDT


Posted by: Mark V guy
0/10


Scieance is a 0/10, good point.

  • 05.21.2012 10:37 AM PDT
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BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE

The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres

Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity.

there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres).

The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply.

Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years.

This would mean we would have drunk 9.5 times the amount of water on the planet! This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.

YOUR MOVE SCIENTISTS

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  • 05.21.2012 10:38 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

If butterflies come from caterpillars, how are there still caterpillars?

Checkmate scientists.

  • 05.21.2012 10:39 AM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE

The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres

Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity.

there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres).

The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply.

Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years.

This would mean we would have drunk [u]9.5 times the amount of water on the planet![/iu] This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.

YOUR MOVE SCIENTISTS


One by one we'll kill the evil science!

  • 05.21.2012 10:40 AM PDT

Octavia is best pony.

My disappointment knows no bounds.

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Posted by: TehWarMoose
My disappointment knows no bounds.
No bounds = infinite

Scientists say that infinities are impossible in the real world.

They keep falling one by one

  • 05.21.2012 10:42 AM PDT

Yeah, well this post goes against science.

  • 05.21.2012 10:42 AM PDT

04s suck

If the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold?

I'm bad at this.

  • 05.21.2012 10:43 AM PDT
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If I can't see air how do I know its real?

Answer that!

  • 05.21.2012 10:43 AM PDT


Posted by: Eijsvogel2
If the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold?



Good point.

  • 05.21.2012 10:44 AM PDT

Not sure if trolling.

  • 05.21.2012 10:46 AM PDT


Posted by: M3TAL617
Not sure if trolling.


I am the bearer of the truth, I do not troll.

  • 05.21.2012 10:48 AM PDT

If good looks could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Q: Hey, what did Hitler say to the black jew?
A: Get to the back of the oven.

If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?

Checkmate, science.

  • 05.21.2012 10:48 AM PDT

If good looks could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Q: Hey, what did Hitler say to the black jew?
A: Get to the back of the oven.


Posted by: M3TAL617
Not sure if trolling.


Not sure if trolling.

  • 05.21.2012 10:48 AM PDT