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Subject: Science is fake!!!


Posted by: bagan bodies 2

Posted by: M3TAL617
Not sure if trolling.


Not sure if trolling.


He is trolling, only a troll would call my obvious truth a trolling attempt.

  • 05.21.2012 10:51 AM PDT

Well, I am a scientist i cannot explain this.

  • 05.21.2012 10:51 AM PDT
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If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff?

  • 05.21.2012 10:51 AM PDT

If good looks could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Q: Hey, what did Hitler say to the black jew?
A: Get to the back of the oven.

If god isn't real, then why do so many people believe in him?

  • 05.21.2012 10:52 AM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff?


I'm officially making you my second in command in our quest to enlighten the infidels.

  • 05.21.2012 10:54 AM PDT

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Posted by: bagan bodies 2
If god isn't real, then why do so many people believe in him?

If this thread is so full of win, why are you trying to derail it?

  • 05.21.2012 10:54 AM PDT

If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?
This hurt my brain.

  • 05.21.2012 10:55 AM PDT

Tide comes in, tide goes out.
Can't explain that

  • 05.21.2012 10:57 AM PDT

If good looks could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Q: Hey, what did Hitler say to the black jew?
A: Get to the back of the oven.


Posted by: annoyinginge
Posted by: bagan bodies 2
If god isn't real, then why do so many people believe in him?

If this thread is so full of win, why are you trying to derail it?


Off topic-I actually have no idea what you're talking about.

  • 05.21.2012 10:58 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910?

Before 1910, everything may have been in B&W.

  • 05.21.2012 10:59 AM PDT


Posted by: bagan bodies 2

Posted by: annoyinginge
Posted by: bagan bodies 2
If god isn't real, then why do so many people believe in him?

If this thread is so full of win, why are you trying to derail it?


Off topic-I actually have no idea what you're talking about.


It's about the truth and our quest to bring light to this dark planet(Which by the way is the whole universe.)

  • 05.21.2012 11:00 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910?

Before 1910, everything may have been in B&W.


You get third in command.

  • 05.21.2012 11:01 AM PDT

If good looks could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Q: Hey, what did Hitler say to the black jew?
A: Get to the back of the oven.

If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it?

  • 05.21.2012 11:03 AM PDT


Posted by: bagan bodies 2
If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it?


You get forth.

  • 05.21.2012 11:04 AM PDT

Respect skill, Not rank.

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I shall be the boring one that ruins everyones fun.


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt
Science is fake!!!

Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first? And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold?

Because cold air goes down, and the cold from the air hits the surface of the water first, freezing it. The ground is cold because the magma is far below the earth's surface, and the thermal energy and heat disperses as it rises, and eventually contacts the cool surface, the dispersed heat does warm the surface, with the help of the sun. that's why the ground isn't permenantly frozen.

If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?(Modified Bear)

Because the calender we use records two distinct eras, the common era, which is 'year 0-2012' and the pre or before common era, which is year 0-beginning of creation.


If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?(Modified Bear)

The sun burns due to a nuclear fusion reaction ongoing to this day.

"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.(SonOfTheShire)

The balloon had helium in it, which is lighter than air. The air, which was heavier, was pulled down to the ground faster, pushing the balloon up. The same way a dropped brick will reach the ground faster than a feather.

Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.(Thank you 'My name is Charlie')

The popcorn was always inside the bag, it was in another form and the thermal and radioactive energy made it undergo a chemical reaction changing it into the form you recognize as popcorn.

Hey scientists

If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?(Modified Bear)

Because immortality would doom us all, even if he somehow found out how to live forever, it's highly unlikely that he would, because that would alert the public after a time. The world is already overpopulated, if everyone became immortal, the rest of the world would die. Also, it would get kind of crowded. traffic is already a -blam!-.

BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE

The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres

Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity.

there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres).

The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply.

Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years.

This would mean we would have drunk [u]9.5 times the amount of water on the planet![/iu] This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.(Modified Bear)

first off, you're assuming with those calculations that the earth has always had that many people on it. For awhile, humans didn't even have exist. Then, when they did, we only started to exponentially grow in the past few thousand years. Second, animals also need to be added to that, as well as plants. Then, waste water such as urine that becomes naturally purified or dispersed in the ocean. Redo your calculations with all these variables then talk to me, i might have more variables later too

YOUR MOVE SCIENTISTS

i'm not a scientist, but i have half a brain, so here.


also, have you seen the other half? i'm starting to feel a little unbalanced by the missing half.


[Edited on 05.21.2012 11:05 AM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 11:04 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

So, Science, why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle?

Don't get comfortable, 2nd law of Thermodynamics, I have a question for you, too. If everything tends towards disorder, why is my room always so tidy?

  • 05.21.2012 11:06 AM PDT


Posted by: silversleek 117
I shall be the boring one that ruins everyones fun.


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt
Science is fake!!!

Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first? And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold?

Because cold air goes down, and the cold from the air hits the surface of the water first, freezing it. The ground is cold because the magma is far below the earth's surface, and the thermal energy and heat disperses as it rises, and eventually contacts the cool surface, the dispersed heat does warm the surface, with the help of the sun. that's why the ground isn't permenantly frozen.

If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?(Modified Bear)

Because the calender we use records two distinct eras, the common era, which is 'year 0-2012' and the pre or before common era, which is year 0-beginning of creation.


If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?(Modified Bear)

The sun burns due to a nuclear fusion reaction ongoing to this day.

"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.(SonOfTheShire)

The balloon had helium in it, which is lighter than air. The air, which was heavier, was pulled down to the ground faster, pushing the balloon up. The same way a dropped brick will reach the ground faster than a feather.

Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.(Thank you 'My name is Charlie')

The popcorn was always inside the bag, it was in another form and the thermal and radioactive energy made it undergo a chemical reaction changing it into the form you recognize as popcorn.

Hey scientists

If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?(Modified Bear)

Because immortality would doom us all, even if he somehow found out how to live forever, it's highly unlikely that he would, because that would alert the public after a time. The world is already overpopulated, if everyone became immortal, the rest of the world would die. Also, it would get kind of crowded. traffic is already a -blam!-.

BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE

The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres

Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity.

there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres).

The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply.

Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years.

This would mean we would have drunk [u]9.5 times the amount of water on the planet![/iu] This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.(Modified Bear)

first off, you're assuming with those calculations that the earth has always had that many people on it. For awhile, humans didn't even have exist. Then, when they did, we only started to exponentially grow in the past few thousand years. Second, animals also need to be added to that, as well as plants. Then, waste water such as urine that becomes naturally purified or dispersed in the ocean. Redo your calculations with all these variables then talk to me, i might have more variables later too

YOUR MOVE SCIENTISTS

i'm not a scientist, but i have half a brain, so here.


also, have you seen the other half? i'm starting to feel a little unbalanced by the missing half.


That is merly your opinion, and it's wrong.

Your entitled to it, but please stop trying to spread the lies before someone actually believes you.

  • 05.21.2012 11:09 AM PDT

If good looks could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Q: Hey, what did Hitler say to the black jew?
A: Get to the back of the oven.

If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it?

HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON????

  • 05.21.2012 11:10 AM PDT


Posted by: RECON828
So, Science, why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle?

Don't get comfortable, 2nd law of Thermodynamics, I have a question for you, too. If everything tends towards disorder, why is my room always so tidy?


Im gonna add that.

  • 05.21.2012 11:10 AM PDT

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Posted by: bagan bodies 2
If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it?

HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON????

The Moon doesn't have no gravity, somewhat decreasing the humour value.

  • 05.21.2012 11:11 AM PDT

'Κύριε Ἰησοῦ Χριστέ, Υἱὲ τοῦ Θεοῦ, ἐλέησόν με τὸν ἁμαρτωλόν.'

If evolution is true how come my testes are located outside my body! jk

  • 05.21.2012 11:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: silversleek 117
Because cold air goes down, and the cold from the air hits the surface of the water first, freezing it. The ground is cold because the magma is far below the earth's surface, and the thermal energy and heat disperses as it rises, and eventually contacts the cool surface, the dispersed heat does warm the surface, with the help of the sun. that's why the ground isn't permenantly frozen.
Why would cold air go down? Surely it would increase in elevation in order to get closer to the sun so it heats back up and equilibrium is restored!

Because the calender we use records two distinct eras, the common era, which is 'year 0-2012' and the pre or before common era, which is year 0-beginning of creation.If they had no calendars before 2012 then how did they know how long ago it was????

The sun burns due to a nuclear fusion reaction ongoing to this day.But everyone knows that nuclear reactions produce eerie green light, not warm yellow light.

The balloon had helium in it, which is lighter than air. The air, which was heavier, was pulled down to the ground faster, pushing the balloon up. The same way a dropped brick will reach the ground faster than a feather.You clearly know nothing on the matter because a brick falls faster because it has less air resistance than the feather not because if weight. Objects of similar shape yet different weight will fall at the same speed.

The balloon clearly has air resistance in excess of infinity. ANOTHER instance of infinity which science says is impossible in the real world!

The popcorn was always inside the bag, it was in another form and the thermal and radioactive energy made it undergo a chemical reaction changing it into the form you recognize as popcorn.If the bag is sealed then how did they get the popcorn in???

Because immortality would doom us all, even if he somehow found out how to live forever, it's highly unlikely that he would, because that would alert the public after a time. The world is already overpopulated, if everyone became immortal, the rest of the world would die. Also, it would get kind of crowded. traffic is already a -blam!-.We could just make infinite earth because infinity has been proven to be possible.

first off, you're assuming with those calculations that the earth has always had that many people on it. For awhile, humans didn't even have exist. Then, when they did, we only started to exponentially grow in the past few thousand years. Second, animals also need to be added to that, as well as plants. Then, waste water such as urine that becomes naturally purified or dispersed in the ocean. Redo your calculations with all these variables then talk to me, i might have more variables later tooIf there were no humans on earth at that time then how do we know how old the earth is????

[Edited on 05.21.2012 11:33 AM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 11:13 AM PDT


Posted by: Captain Richards
If evolution is true how come my testes are located outside my body? jk


Added.

  • 05.21.2012 11:13 AM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: silversleek 117
Because cold air goes down, and the cold from the air hits the surface of the water first, freezing it. The ground is cold because the magma is far below the earth's surface, and the thermal energy and heat disperses as it rises, and eventually contacts the cool surface, the dispersed heat does warm the surface, with the help of the sun. that's why the ground isn't permenantly frozen.
Why would cold air go down? Surely it would increase in elevation in order to get closer to the sun so it heats back up and equilibrium is restored!

Because the calender we use records two distinct eras, the common era, which is 'year 0-2012' and the pre or before common era, which is year 0-beginning of creation.If they had no calendars before 2012 then how did they know how long ago it was????

The sun burns due to a nuclear fusion reaction ongoing to this day.But everyone knows that nuclear reactions produce eerie green light, not warm yellow light.

The balloon had helium in it, which is lighter than air. The air, which was heavier, was pulled down to the ground faster, pushing the balloon up. The same way a dropped brick will reach the ground faster than a feather.You clearly know nothing on the matter because a brick falls faster because it has less air resistance than the feather not because if weight. Objects of similar shape yet different weight will fall at the same speed.

The ballon clearly has air resistance in excess of infinity. ANOTHER instance of infinity which science says is impossible in the real world!

The popcorn was always inside the bag, it was in another form and the thermal and radioactive energy made it undergo a chemical reaction changing it into the form you recognize as popcorn.If the bag is sealed then how did they get the popcorn in???

Because immortality would doom us all, even if he somehow found out how to live forever, it's highly unlikely that he would, because that would alert the public after a time. The world is already overpopulated, if everyone became immortal, the rest of the world would die. Also, it would get kind of crowded. traffic is already a -blam!-.We could just make infinite earth because infinity has been proven to be possible.

first off, you're assuming with those calculations that the earth has always had that many people on it. For awhile, humans didn't even have exist. Then, when they did, we only started to exponentially grow in the past few thousand years. Second, animals also need to be added to that, as well as plants. Then, waste water such as urine that becomes naturally purified or dispersed in the ocean. Redo your calculations with all these variables then talk to me, i might have more variables later tooIf there were no humans on earth at that time then how do we know how old the earth is????


Science, you just killed it.

  • 05.21.2012 11:26 AM PDT

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Posted by: Jaythewise1mt
Science is fake!!!


Sounds like you're bad with science to me.

  • 05.21.2012 11:28 AM PDT