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Posted by: MasterSin

Posted by: Jaythewise1mt
Science is fake!!!


Sounds like you're bad with science to me.


You can't be bad with something that doesn't exist.

  • 05.21.2012 11:30 AM PDT
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Science is fine, it's studies that are fake.

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Posted by: silversleek 117
No response

WHAT A SURPRISE

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tenn' Ambar-metta!


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: MasterSin

Posted by: Jaythewise1mt
Science is fake!!!


Sounds like you're bad with science to me.


You can't be bad with something that doesn't exist.


Lame elementary school excuse after failing a test. That's how silly your arguments sounds. Go study harder instead of complaining.

  • 05.21.2012 11:32 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Those are really stupid questions that have scientific answers.

For your first question, ice has a lower density so it rises above the water.

Also, please be trolling.

  • 05.21.2012 11:32 AM PDT


Posted by: MasterSin

Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: MasterSin

Posted by: Jaythewise1mt
Science is fake!!!


Sounds like you're bad with science to me.


You can't be bad with something that doesn't exist.


Lame elementary school excuse after failing a test. That's how silly your arguments sounds. Go study harder instead of complaining.
...Buzzkill

This was a joke thread.

  • 05.21.2012 11:33 AM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: silversleek 117
No response

WHAT A SURPRISE


You were a bit harsh on him though, if he wants to believe in something that isn't real it's his choice.

But atleast now no one will dare question the truth.

  • 05.21.2012 11:33 AM PDT


Posted by: lime013


Also, please be trolling.


You can't be trolling if you speak the truth.

  • 05.21.2012 11:34 AM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
Of picking it up now you're gone
The choosing of guns or fighting with swords
The choice of weapons is done
He'll tear you apart as soon as you start
You know you don't have a chance.


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt
Want prove?

Stopped reading right there.

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Posted by: Modified Bear
Because immortality would doom us all, even if he somehow found out how to live forever, it's highly unlikely that he would, because that would alert the public after a time. The world is already overpopulated, if everyone became immortal, the rest of the world would die. Also, it would get kind of crowded. traffic is already a -blam!-.We could just make infinite earth because infinity has been proven to be possible.
When has infinity been proven? Uncountable defined infinity yes. Never ending defined infinity no.

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I can't believe there are a few of you who take the OP seriously -_-

  • 05.21.2012 11:38 AM PDT


Posted by: It Will Be Done

Posted by: Modified Bear
Because immortality would doom us all, even if he somehow found out how to live forever, it's highly unlikely that he would, because that would alert the public after a time. The world is already overpopulated, if everyone became immortal, the rest of the world would die. Also, it would get kind of crowded. traffic is already a -blam!-.We could just make infinite earth because infinity has been proven to be possible.
When has infinity been proven? Uncountable defined infinity yes. Never ending defined infinity no.


Actually it has, has time or space ended yet?

You are now a proven retared idiot. You are a spectacular fail.

  • 05.21.2012 11:39 AM PDT


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt
Science is fake!!!

Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first? And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold? Ice is less dense than water, so it rises. And, magma is thousands of miles below the surface, we can't feel it's heat directly.

*Eijsvogel2

Captain Richards;
If evolution is true how come my testes are located outside my body?
No reason for them to be inside.

bagan bodies 2;
If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it?
Its size give it a small gravitational pull, hence tides.

HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON????

RECON828;
So, Science, why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle?

Don't get comfortable, 2nd law of Thermodynamics, I have a question for you, too. If everything tends towards disorder, why is my room always so tidy?
Something having to do with water in the glue.
bagan bodies 2;
If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it?
I hope you're trolling here.

Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910?
Except for those who write about color.
Before 1910, everything may have been in B&W.(
MyNameIsCharlie)

Modified Bear;
If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff?
Again, i hope you're trolling.


If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?(Modified Bear)
Good god, this just gets worse...[b]

If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?(bagan bodies 2)
[b]Ground isn't made of metal.



If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?(Modified Bear)
Uses it's own energy.
"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.(SonOfTheShire)
Filled with helium, lighter than air, didn't come down.


Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.(Thank you 'My name is Charlie')
Now this is getting ridiculous.

Hey scientists

If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?(Modified Bear)
Nothing can stop death.

BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE

The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres

Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity.

there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres).

The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply.

Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years.

This would mean we would have drunk [u]9.5 times the amount of water on the planet![/iu] This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.(Modified Bear)
Water is recycled. Heard of the water cycle?
YOUR MOVE SCIENTISTS

The truth, it just spoke to you.

There you go.

[Edited on 05.21.2012 11:42 AM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 11:41 AM PDT

Chotato

LIES he works for the scientist, they keep using fake prove!


Posted by: xbEaSt KiLlaHx

Posted by: Jaythewise1mt
Science is fake!!!

Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first? And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold? Ice is less dense than water, so it rises. And, magma is thousands of miles below the surface, we can't feel it's heat directly.

*Eijsvogel2

Captain Richards;
If evolution is true how come my testes are located outside my body?
No reason for them to be inside.

bagan bodies 2;
If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it?
Its size give it a small gravitational pull, hence tides.

HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON????

RECON828;
So, Science, why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle?

Don't get comfortable, 2nd law of Thermodynamics, I have a question for you, too. If everything tends towards disorder, why is my room always so tidy?
Something having to do with water in the glue.
bagan bodies 2;
If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it?
I hope you're trolling here.

Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910?
Except for those who write about color.
Before 1910, everything may have been in B&W.(
MyNameIsCharlie)

Modified Bear;
If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff?
Again, i hope you're trolling.


If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?(Modified Bear)
Good god, this just gets worse...[b]

If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?(bagan bodies 2)
[b]Ground isn't made of metal.



If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?(Modified Bear)
Uses it's own energy.
"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.(SonOfTheShire)
Filled with helium, lighter than air, didn't come down.


Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.(Thank you 'My name is Charlie')
Now this is getting ridiculous.

Hey scientists

If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?(Modified Bear)
Nothing can stop death.

BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE

The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres

Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity.

there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres).

The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply.

Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years.

This would mean we would have drunk [u]9.5 times the amount of water on the planet![/iu] This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.(Modified Bear)
Water is recycled. Heard of the water cycle?
YOUR MOVE SCIENTISTS

The truth, it just spoke to you.

There you go.

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Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: It Will Be Done

Posted by: Modified Bear
Because immortality would doom us all, even if he somehow found out how to live forever, it's highly unlikely that he would, because that would alert the public after a time. The world is already overpopulated, if everyone became immortal, the rest of the world would die. Also, it would get kind of crowded. traffic is already a -blam!-.We could just make infinite earth because infinity has been proven to be possible.
When has infinity been proven? Uncountable defined infinity yes. Never ending defined infinity no.


Actually it has, has time or space ended yet?

You are now a proven retared idiot. You are a spectacular fail.
Care cup \_/
I don't see how because it hasn't ended proves it's infinite. You're thread is lame. No one is gonna care that you called me an idiot because you're an authority to no one and you come off like a dumbass for calling people retards on your own troll thread. This thread will be buried and gone in a couple days if your lucky so your petty insults will result to nothing.

[Edited on 05.21.2012 11:45 AM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 11:45 AM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

I hope to God this is a ruse.

  • 05.21.2012 11:48 AM PDT


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: It Will Be Done

Posted by: Modified Bear
Because immortality would doom us all, even if he somehow found out how to live forever, it's highly unlikely that he would, because that would alert the public after a time. The world is already overpopulated, if everyone became immortal, the rest of the world would die. Also, it would get kind of crowded. traffic is already a -blam!-.We could just make infinite earth because infinity has been proven to be possible.
When has infinity been proven? Uncountable defined infinity yes. Never ending defined infinity no.


Actually it has, has time or space ended yet?

You are now a proven retared idiot. You are a spectacular fail.

Has time ended yet? No. Will it in the future? Quite possibly. Just because it hasn't happened yet, doesn't mean it will never happen.

  • 05.21.2012 11:49 AM PDT

Chotato

dude its a joke thread chill.
Posted by: It Will Be Done

Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: It Will Be Done

Posted by: Modified Bear
Because immortality would doom us all, even if he somehow found out how to live forever, it's highly unlikely that he would, because that would alert the public after a time. The world is already overpopulated, if everyone became immortal, the rest of the world would die. Also, it would get kind of crowded. traffic is already a -blam!-.We could just make infinite earth because infinity has been proven to be possible.
When has infinity been proven? Uncountable defined infinity yes. Never ending defined infinity no.


Actually it has, has time or space ended yet?

You are now a proven retared idiot. You are a spectacular fail.
Care cup \_/
I don't see how because it hasn't ended proves it's infinite. You're thread is lame. No one is gonna care that you called me an idiot because you're an authority to no one and you come off like a dumbass for calling people retards on your own troll thread. This thread will be buried and gone in a couple days if your lucky so your petty insults will result to nothing.

  • 05.21.2012 11:51 AM PDT

1LUV

Why are people taking the OP seriously?

  • 05.21.2012 12:03 PM PDT

You are a total moron

  • 05.21.2012 12:03 PM PDT

Troll. Not even trying. Obvious troll. Science isn't fake as it is the end-all and be-all of everything. That's what proves that -blam!- exists. If it weren't for science and technology, we'd still be living in caves. Science isn't fake, you probably aren't seriously this stupid, therefore you must be a failed troll.

Right, now that I got that out of the way, it's time to tear your evidence apart.

Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first? And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold?

Because the crust is thick enough to absorb all the heat and the distance from the equator and the angle away from the sun results in a cooling affect.

If evolution is true how come my testes are located outside my body?

Because evolution isn't perfect, and natural selection isn't by intelligent design. Things aren't perfect, as long as you can survive that is enough. That's why we have appendices, an epiglottis, and a uterus. You don't understand the concept of natural selection.

If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it?

The moon has hundred times less mass than earth, therefore its gravitational strength if far less than the Earth, however its still enough to walk on, but you end up feeling floaty, but you're thinking of outer space, not the moon.

HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON????

Because we have footage of it, and because billions of dollars of funding went into it, and because people saw the space shuttle take off, and the people came back, and talked about it. They also have samples of moon rock and other irrefutable evidence that they did indeed walk on the moon. Either that or it is somehow a conspiracy, but that's politics, not science.

So, Science, why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle?

Because the lid on the bottle prevents the air getting inside, keeping it moist and the air is what dries it out. Therefore it doesn't stick inside the bottle, unless you leave the lid off or keep it for a very long period of time in a dry place. Then it solidifies.

Don't get comfortable, 2nd law of Thermodynamics, I have a question for you, too. If everything tends towards disorder, why is my room always so tidy?

Because you actively push it towards order. Without your intervention, nature would take its course and your room would end up messy. Usually this is over a very long period of time, not just a few days. Generally centuries. You would know this if you didn't suffer sever mental retardation, but you do, so oh well...

If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it?

It doesn't. The moon and the satellites do, but we evolve around the sun along with the other solar system planets and moons and objects and the solar system revolves around the black hole and the centre of the Milky Way. Obviously.

Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910?

Yes I did, but there is now.

Before 1910, everything may have been in B&W

You are a retard.

If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff?

They edited that in using computers, that wasn't real, it was done by technology, not by magic. You are an idiot.

If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?

That's AD, not BC, and that's only since humanity has been around, the universe is older than humanity by many billions of years.

If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?

They do at the north and south poles. The magnetic field extend around the earth, but we're too far away from the magnetic core to be affected by it.

If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?

The sun doesn't burn. The heat and light is forms of electromagnetic radiation as UV light, Infra-red, and visible. It is produced by nuclear fusion, not combustion. Combustion requires oxygen, but nuclear fusion only needs hydrogen and gravity.

"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.


Helium is lighter than air, so it is light enough, as a gas, to float, like air. It's not dense enough to be really affected by gravity much.

Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.

The popcorn was already inside the bag. The heat generated in the microwave cause the popcorn to expand until it wasn't kearnals, but popcorn.

Hey scientists

If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?


Because he's into natural selection, not resurrection; he's not invincible.

Also we still have water, so clearly we've not run out.
Because the water passes through your digestive system and you urinate it out into the toilet. This then gets cleaned and puts back into the river which then end up in the water supply which is cleaned at the processing plants. Then the water we drink is recycle from urine. That's why we still have water. Also, Africans don't. So there's that.

[Edited on 05.21.2012 2:28 PM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 12:28 PM PDT

The cake is a pie

Of course! It's all lies and slander! LIES AND SLANDER I SAY!

  • 05.21.2012 12:31 PM PDT

Join the 616th ODST Battalion. Drop feet first into Hell... then take out the population. Sign up today!

I just think I became more stupid by reading this. I pray to Odin that this really is just trollbait. Some of the things said don't even require science to answer, just common sense and logic. It wasn't even that funny when viewed as a joke.

  • 05.21.2012 12:32 PM PDT