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Posted by: Mitochondrion
I hate to break character but dude, chill

It's quite obviously a joke thread

  • 05.21.2012 12:36 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Then why does ice form on the top of water first?
Convection currents.
And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold?
Convection currents.

If evolution is true how come my testes are located outside my body?
To allow a change in temperature for the enzymes, otherwise your testes can't work if it's too hot or cold.

If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it?
It doesn't have zero gravity you tool. It has some degree of gravity, otherwise it would disperse.

HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON????
Mythbusters + NASA = confirmed.

So, Science, why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle?
The bottle's interior surface is made of material that denies the glue to stick to it.

If everything tends towards disorder, why is my room always so tidy?
Your room's tidiness is not determined by the energy of the room itself. You decide when the room is cleaned or not; your room is not an entity of energy.

If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it?
It doesn't. We are not in the centre of the galaxy. Why would we look at star maps from the perspective of Pluto? Why would we map the stars from Jupiter's perspective?

If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff?
CGI.

If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?(Modified Bear)
Religious dates.

If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?(bagan bodies 2)
Different magnets, different poles. Plus the attraction between your magnets and Earth is weak due to the metal compounds.

If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?(Modified Bear)
Nuclear fusion, not combustion.

If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?(Modified Bear)
His intelligence does not determine his life expectancy.

  • 05.21.2012 12:36 PM PDT

04s suck


Posted by: It Will Be Done
You're thread is lame.
lolPosted by: It Will Be Done
if your lucky
lol again

Posted by: It Will Be Done
you come off like a dumbass for calling people retards on your own troll thread. This thread will be buried and gone in a couple days if your lucky so your petty insults will result to nothing.
So, not only are you hypocritical by insulting him too, you also got trolled. You know this is a troll thread, yet you take the OP serious.

By the way, he's right. Science is fake.

  • 05.21.2012 12:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bungie Sam
Jesus christ people

  • 05.21.2012 12:39 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Bungie Sam
Jesus christ people
What about them?

[Edited on 05.21.2012 12:40 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Bungie Sam
...Troll bait was successful.

  • 05.21.2012 12:41 PM PDT

Chotato

hes joking being sarcastic..
Posted by: Mitochondrion
Troll. Not even trying. Obvious troll. Science isn't fake as it is the end-all and be-all of everything. That's what proves that -blam!- exists. If it weren't for science and technology, we'd still be living in caves. Science isn't fake, you probably aren't seriously this stupid, therefore you must be a failed troll.

Right, now that I got that out of the way, it's time to tear your evidence apart.

Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first? And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold? [/quote]

Because the crust is thick enough to absorb all the heat and the distance from the equator and the angle away from the sun results in a cooling affect.

If evolution is true how come my testes are located outside my body?

Because evolution isn't perfect, and natural selection isn't by intelligent design. Things aren't perfect, as long as you can survive that is enough. That's why we have appendices, an epiglottis, and a uterus. You don't understand the concept of natural selection.

If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it?

The moon has hundred times less mass than earth, therefore its gravitational strength if far less than the Earth, however its still enough to walk on, but you end up feeling floaty, but you're thinking of outer space, not the moon.

HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON????

Because we have footage of it, and because billions of dollars of funding went into it, and because people saw the space shuttle take off, and the people came back, and talked about it. They also have samples of moon rock and other irrefutable evidence that they did indeed walk on the moon. Either that or it is somehow a conspiracy, but that's politics, not science.

So, Science, why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle?

Because the lid on the bottle prevents the air getting inside, keeping it moist and the air is what dries it out. Therefore it doesn't stick inside the bottle, unless you leave the lid off or keep it for a very long period of time in a dry place. Then it solidifies.

Don't get comfortable, 2nd law of Thermodynamics, I have a question for you, too. If everything tends towards disorder, why is my room always so tidy?

Because you actively push it towards order. Without your intervention, nature would take its course and your room would end up messy. Usually this is over a very long period of time, not just a few days. Generally centuries. You would know this if you didn't suffer sever mental retardation, but you do, so oh well...

If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it?

It doesn't. The moon and the satellites do, but we evolve around the sun along with the other solar system planets and moons and objects and the solar system revolves around the black hole and the centre of the Milky Way. Obviously.

Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910?

Yes I did, but there is now.

Before 1910, everything may have been in B&W

You are a retard.

If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff?

They edited that in using computers, that wasn't real, it was done by technology, not by magic. You are an idiot.

If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?

That's AD, not BC, and that's only since humanity has been around, the universe is older than humanity by many billions of years.

If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?

They do at the north and south poles. The magnetic field extend around the earth, but we're too far away from the magnetic core to be affected by it.

If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?

The sun doesn't burn. The heat and light is forms of electromagnetic radiation as UV light, Infra-red, and visible. It is produced by nuclear fusion, not combustion. Combustion requires oxygen, but nuclear fusion only needs hydrogen and gravity.

"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.


Helium is lighter than air, so it is light enough, as a gas, to float, like air. It's not dense enough to be really affected by gravity much.

Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.

The popcorn was already inside the bag. The heat generated in the microwave cause the popcorn to expand until it wasn't kearnals, but popcorn.

Hey scientists

If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?


Because he's into natural selection, not resurrection; he's not [

  • 05.21.2012 12:42 PM PDT
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OMFG Halo Now On The NES!!!
CAN I GET HAM THE TO EATING HAM COOK FOOD HAM PLEASE?

Welcome to the internet, where expressing your opinion is an act of war.

Too much buzzkill

  • 05.21.2012 12:45 PM PDT

Thanks for the laugh OP.

  • 05.21.2012 12:47 PM PDT
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PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE.

-_-

-3/10

  • 05.21.2012 12:48 PM PDT

The cake is a pie


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Posted by: Mitochondrion
I hate to break character but dude, chill

It's quite obviously a joke thread

I love how the Flood is so scientifically inclined that half of the posts are genuinely angry.

  • 05.21.2012 12:55 PM PDT

I find you rather shallow and pedantic.

*facepalm*

  • 05.21.2012 12:58 PM PDT

- I'm a mutant turtle (not of the ninja variety.), with little sense of direction and lack of a gps.

-True story.

If there's no such thing as a soul, how do you explain soul music?

  • 05.21.2012 1:01 PM PDT

Wow I leave for two hours come back and a bunch of infidels ganged up on me and either spread lies or say that I'm a troll.

  • 05.21.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

Who ever said the moon has no gravity?

  • 05.21.2012 1:10 PM PDT


Posted by: PheonixofLight
Who ever said the moon has no gravity?


Scienance said that it have no gravity.

  • 05.21.2012 1:12 PM PDT
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  • 05.21.2012 1:14 PM PDT


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Thread Saved.


This man can obvisly see a good thread that says the truth.

  • 05.21.2012 1:15 PM PDT


Posted by: To Infinity
science cant explain anything


fixed for you, your welcome.

  • 05.21.2012 1:19 PM PDT

Never say you're bored. Never say you're satisfied with the world. Never stop doubting or questioning things. Always wonder. Always think. But always take time to drop your guard, you don't have to be smart all the time.

So...

  • 05.21.2012 1:22 PM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.


Posted by: To Infinity
I agree op, im not believing in your god damn eviloution
Please.....

  • 05.21.2012 1:26 PM PDT



Science is fake!!!

  • 05.21.2012 1:28 PM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.

If Jesus turned water into wine, why do we still have water?

  • 05.21.2012 1:30 PM PDT