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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt


Science is fake!!!
Your face is fake.

  • 05.21.2012 1:30 PM PDT
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I dont lie. Really.

Science says all humans have got a innate sense of morality. BUT WHY ARE THERE MURDERERS THEN?

SCIENCE - 0.

FLOOD - 1!

  • 05.21.2012 1:30 PM PDT

Never say you're bored. Never say you're satisfied with the world. Never stop doubting or questioning things. Always wonder. Always think. But always take time to drop your guard, you don't have to be smart all the time.

So far you're either the greatest troll or the greatest idiot I have seen all day OP.

10/10 or 0/10

-facepalm-

[Edited on 05.21.2012 1:34 PM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 1:31 PM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.


Posted by: To Infinity

Posted by: MadMax888
If Jesus turned water into wine, why do we still have water?

youre a teacher -___- act like one

Just because I'm a teacher doesn't mean I can't make jokes.

  • 05.21.2012 1:32 PM PDT


Posted by: wildnuke
So far you're either the greatest troll of the greatest idiot I have seen all day OP.

10/10 or 0/10


Did you just say that I'm either the greatest troll of the greatest idiot? lol



[Edited on 05.21.2012 1:33 PM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 1:33 PM PDT

If god created humans, how can we possibly be made of stardust?

STARDUST GOES IN, STARDUST GOES OUT

CANT EXPLAIN THAT

  • 05.21.2012 1:33 PM PDT

Never say you're bored. Never say you're satisfied with the world. Never stop doubting or questioning things. Always wonder. Always think. But always take time to drop your guard, you don't have to be smart all the time.


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: wildnuke
So far you're either the greatest troll or the greatest idiot I have seen all day OP.

10/10 or 0/10


Did you just say that I'm either the greatest troll of the greatest idiot? lol

Yes, because of science!

  • 05.21.2012 1:34 PM PDT

Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first?the surface of the water is exposed to the air.

And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold?
The crust keeps us from the mantle and inner layers
If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it?
The moon has gravity, just not as great a gravitational force as the earth.
HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON????
Because we've been there

So, Science, why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle?
Because the bottle is sealed from air, and glue is dried when it is exposed to air.

bagan bodies 2;
If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it?
It doesnt. The moon and other satellites are the only thing that orbit us.

Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910?
television has helped us record data, but does not prove the fact that color exists.


If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff?
Harry potter is a fiction that came from J.K. Rowling's imagination.


If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?It is 2012 A.D. (anno domini) of the Julian and Georgian calender.


If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?(bagan bodies 2)

The magnetic field does not make the earth magnetic.


If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?
The sun is made up of burning gases like hydrogen, and helium. It burns due to the nuclear fusion that occurs in the sun's core.
"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.
Helium is lighter than air.



Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.
Popcorn bags are full of popcorn kernels, which when heated pop into popcorn.

Hey scientists

If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?
Darwin was a theorist, and no one can escape natural causes of death. All organisms die.

BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE

The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres

Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity.

there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres).

The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply.

Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years.

This would mean we would have drunk 9.5 times the amount of water on the planet! This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.
1.The human population has not been around 6-7 billion until recently
2. The bible is full of bullcrap.



[Edited on 05.21.2012 1:45 PM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Since says that plants run on electricity but that's fake we all know that plants run on magic.

  • 05.21.2012 1:50 PM PDT

plants "run" on energy they get from the sun, and covert it into sugars to store.

  • 05.21.2012 1:53 PM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
I hate to break character but dude, chill

It's quite obviously a joke thread


This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.

  • 05.21.2012 2:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
I hate to break character but dude, chill

It's quite obviously a joke thread


This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.


datz meen

  • 05.21.2012 2:22 PM PDT
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I dont lie. Really.


Posted by: An Eagle Goose
Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first?the surface of the water is exposed to the air.

And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold?
The crust keeps us from the mantle and inner layers
If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it?
The moon has gravity, just not as great a gravitational force as the earth.
HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON????
Because we've been there

So, Science, why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle?
Because the bottle is sealed from air, and glue is dried when it is exposed to air.

bagan bodies 2;
If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it?
It doesnt. The moon and other satellites are the only thing that orbit us.

Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910?
television has helped us record data, but does not prove the fact that color exists.


If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff?
Harry potter is a fiction that came from J.K. Rowling's imagination.


If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?It is 2012 A.D. (anno domini) of the Julian and Georgian calender.


If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?(bagan bodies 2)

The magnetic field does not make the earth magnetic.


If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?
The sun is made up of burning gases like hydrogen, and helium. It burns due to the nuclear fusion that occurs in the sun's core.
"Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story.

Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling.

I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down.

The balloon never came down.
Helium is lighter than air.



Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.
Popcorn bags are full of popcorn kernels, which when heated pop into popcorn.

Hey scientists

If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?
Darwin was a theorist, and no one can escape natural causes of death. All organisms die.

BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE

The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres

Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity.

there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres).

The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply.

Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years.

This would mean we would have drunk 9.5 times the amount of water on the planet! This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.
1.The human population has not been around 6-7 billion until recently
2. The bible is full of bullcrap.









This guy did NOT just do that. My god.

  • 05.21.2012 2:24 PM PDT


Posted by: Maiq







This guy did NOT just do that. My god.


He did.

  • 05.21.2012 2:27 PM PDT

"What's up baby, how are you doin'? I hate the sound of my own voice and I been invited here to distract my self from the fact that I wrote all of this garbage."

OP, are children small? Or are they just far away?

  • 05.21.2012 2:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mitochondrion
This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.
Dude, he's not trying to be intelligent

This entire thread is a piss take

  • 05.21.2012 2:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.
Dude, he's not trying to be intelligent

This entire thread is a piss take


He's unfunny and quite possibly suffering a rather severe mental retardation. Also the thread is a piss take.

Also I disproved everything he said making it void and proving, once and for all, science know best, always, period.

Also, he's a troll.

[Edited on 05.21.2012 2:32 PM PDT]

  • 05.21.2012 2:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: To Infinity
Posted by: MadMax888
If Jesus turned water into wine, why do we still have water?

youre a teacher -___- act like one

You're a being with a capacity for humour and irony, act like one.

Oh wait maybe you aren't

  • 05.21.2012 2:32 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Man, this thread is hilarious, thanks OP. I'm also both laughing at and surprised at those who took this seriously.

  • 05.21.2012 2:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mitochondrion
Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.
Dude, he's not trying to be intelligent

This entire thread is a piss take


He's unfunny and quite possibly suffering a rather severe mental retardation. Also the thread is a piss take.

Also I disproved everything he said making it void and proving, once and for all, science know best, always, period.

Also, he's a troll.
Jesus christ man, he doesn't actually believe the stuff he posted

It's called taking the piss, look it up

  • 05.21.2012 2:33 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow!

  • 05.21.2012 2:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow!
Another thing for the list!

  • 05.21.2012 2:36 PM PDT

You're either first or you're last.

You'll never amount to anything, go back under your bridge.

Too obvious...

  • 05.21.2012 2:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dooms Flight
Too obvious...
You would think that but apparently not

  • 05.21.2012 2:38 PM PDT