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Subject: Science is fake!!!


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.
Dude, he's not trying to be intelligent

This entire thread is a piss take


He's unfunny and quite possibly suffering a rather severe mental retardation. Also the thread is a piss take.

Also I disproved everything he said making it void and proving, once and for all, science know best, always, period.

Also, he's a troll.
Jesus christ man, he doesn't actually believe the stuff he posted

It's called taking the piss, look it up


I know that he's taking the piss. It's the fact that he thinks that he's being funny that's so funny. He's just made one single stupid statement; how does that make him funny???

  • 05.21.2012 2:39 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow!
Another thing for the list!
That also poses another question, why is my poop brown, I never ate anything brown.

  • 05.21.2012 2:40 PM PDT

"Hello. My name is Stephen Hawking. Physicist, cosmologist, and something of a dreamer. Although I cannot move, and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind, I am free. Free to explore the universe, and ask the big questions."

7/10
Was definitely an amusing read.

  • 05.21.2012 2:40 PM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow!
Another thing for the list!


The urea is a waste product formed from metabolic processes in the liver. This passes out into the bloodstream and the kidneys filter it out. This then ends up in your urine, along with other waste products.

  • 05.21.2012 2:40 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

The OP has an incredible amount of stupidity in it... God...

  • 05.21.2012 2:41 PM PDT


Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow!
Another thing for the list!
That also poses another question, why is my poop brown, I never ate anything brown.


The digestive juices secreted by the intestine and the undigested food materials passing along the intestinal tract, covered in the digestive juices, is always the same product, which is faeces, which is brown, because of the digestive juices.

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Posted by: Mitochondrion
I know that he's taking the piss. It's the fact that he thinks that he's being funny that's so funny. He's just made one single stupid statement; how does that make him funny???
Making fun of people who actually make these ridiculous claims?

and also humour from sheer absurdity?

Lighten up man

  • 05.21.2012 2:42 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

If air exists why can't I see it?
Why does grass taste worse than lettuce if they're both green? One of them must be orange.
If electricity controls my body, how come getting struck by lightning doesn't make me superman?

  • 05.21.2012 2:42 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Just thought of this:

If radiation and harsh chemicals give you tumors, why do they treat tumors with radiation and harsh chemicals?

  • 05.21.2012 2:43 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

Hey, here's one for you science!

If nothing can go faster than the speed of light, how come when I run with a flashlight the light goes as fast as I do?

  • 05.21.2012 2:43 PM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
I know that he's taking the piss. It's the fact that he thinks that he's being funny that's so funny. He's just made one single stupid statement; how does that make him funny???
Making fun of people who actually make these ridiculous claims?

and also humour from sheer absurdity?

Lighten up man


Stupidity isn't funny. It's stupid. It's a cheap joke and is not funny.

  • 05.21.2012 2:43 PM PDT


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
If air exists why can't I see it?
Why does grass taste worse than lettuce if they're both green? One of them must be orange.
If electricity controls my body, how come getting struck by lightning doesn't make me superman?


Grass has cellulose, which isn't tasty for humans. Lettuce is green as well as grass because of chlorophyll, and electricity messes up your nervous system because it jams the signals.

  • 05.21.2012 2:45 PM PDT

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi!!

Everything in your op is wrong.

  • 05.21.2012 2:45 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: aD0UBLEj
Everything in your op is wrong.


Why would you think it a serious topic when the title is: "Science is fake!!!"

  • 05.21.2012 2:46 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow!
Another thing for the list!
That also poses another question, why is my poop brown, I never ate anything brown.


The digestive juices secreted by the intestine and the undigested food materials passing along the intestinal tract, covered in the digestive juices, is always the same product, which is faeces, which is brown, because of the digestive juices.

Nobody here ever drank brown juice. You need to get your facts straight, buddy.

  • 05.21.2012 2:47 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Just thought of this:

If radiation and harsh chemicals give you tumors, why do they treat tumors with radiation and harsh chemicals?


They cause uncontrollable growth of cells. You must then kill those cells completely. Kinda like if you're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and a human gets bitten and turns into a zombie, but you don't destroy the brain, then you have to kill them because they're now a zombie by destroying the brain. The brain is the nucleus of the cell if it grows uncontrollably, kill the cell completely. That's the only way to stop it spreading.

  • 05.21.2012 2:48 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''


Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Just thought of this:

If radiation and harsh chemicals give you tumors, why do they treat tumors with radiation and harsh chemicals?


They cause uncontrollable growth of cells. You must then kill those cells completely. Kinda like if you're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and a human gets bitten and turns into a zombie, but you don't destroy the brain, then you have to kill them because they're now a zombie by destroying the brain. The brain is the nucleus of the cell if it grows uncontrollably, kill the cell completely. That's the only way to stop it spreading.
Yeah? Well answer my question, tough guy!

  • 05.21.2012 2:48 PM PDT

How does the moon glow if it doesn't run on electricity or have a power supply?

If the earth isn't flat how can I place a marble on the ground and it won't roll?

  • 05.21.2012 2:49 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Just thought of this:

If radiation and harsh chemicals give you tumors, why do they treat tumors with radiation and harsh chemicals?


They cause uncontrollable growth of cells. You must then kill those cells completely. Kinda like if you're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and a human gets bitten and turns into a zombie, but you don't destroy the brain, then you have to kill them because they're now a zombie by destroying the brain. The brain is the nucleus of the cell if it grows uncontrollably, kill the cell completely. That's the only way to stop it spreading.


No, its like saying that the only way to be cured of zombiism is to be eaten by a zombie.


(you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)

  • 05.21.2012 2:49 PM PDT


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow!
Another thing for the list!
That also poses another question, why is my poop brown, I never ate anything brown.


The digestive juices secreted by the intestine and the undigested food materials passing along the intestinal tract, covered in the digestive juices, is always the same product, which is faeces, which is brown, because of the digestive juices.

Nobody here ever drank brown juice. You need to get your facts straight, buddy.


Your body naturally secretes it. It is metabolised from products of digestion, not the food itself, and the juices aren't brown, but they stain the undigested food brown. Which is faeces.

  • 05.21.2012 2:49 PM PDT

I'm outta here. *Leaves thread*

  • 05.21.2012 2:50 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
If air exists why can't I see it?
Why does grass taste worse than lettuce if they're both green? One of them must be orange.
If electricity controls my body, how come getting struck by lightning doesn't make me superman?


Grass has cellulose, which isn't tasty for humans. Lettuce is green as well as grass because of chlorophyll, and electricity messes up your nervous system because it jams the signals.

It gives me about 20 times the regular amount of electricity, therefore I should do things 20 times as fast. Also, you proved that grass cannot be green because Lettuce and Grass aren't made of the same things. This is science.

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
(you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)
I don't think he knows how

  • 05.21.2012 2:53 PM PDT


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow!


Added.

  • 05.21.2012 2:55 PM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.
Dude, he's not trying to be intelligent

This entire thread is a piss take


He's unfunny and quite possibly suffering a rather severe mental retardation. Also the thread is a piss take.

Also I disproved everything he said making it void and proving, once and for all, science know best, always, period.

Also, he's a troll.
Jesus christ man, he doesn't actually believe the stuff he posted

It's called taking the piss, look it up



Are you suggesting that I made this all up?

Why would I do that?

  • 05.21.2012 2:56 PM PDT