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Subject: Science is fake!!!

Another thing: What started the big bang!!!

  • 05.21.2012 3:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed?

  • 05.21.2012 3:02 PM PDT


Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
(you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)
I don't think he knows how


I don't have a sense of humour.

  • 05.21.2012 3:03 PM PDT


Posted by: OPs Dad
Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed?


imma gonna add that 1

  • 05.21.2012 3:03 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

If gravity exists then explain bubbles.

  • 05.21.2012 3:04 PM PDT


Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
(you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)
I don't think he knows how


I don't have a sense of humour.


I thought you said you were going to leave instead of continuing to spread your lies.

  • 05.21.2012 3:04 PM PDT


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
(you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)
I don't think he knows how


I don't have a sense of humour.


I thought you said you were going to leave instead of continuing to spread your lies.


Your mother is a prostitute.

  • 05.21.2012 3:05 PM PDT

"I actually don't hold a grudge against someone talking trash about me if they're shot afterwards, I try to rise above that "

Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

If a simple transformer can step up or step down power, why can't we just step up the power and store it all in batteries for later?

How is lead very dense, but bendy?

But this has to be a great flaw:

Why does flammable Hydrogen mixed with flammable pure oxygen make a liquid which puts out fire, rather then light up like petrol?

  • 05.21.2012 3:05 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

If light is the fastest thing in the universe, why is it that if I run while the sun goes down I can't see light?

  • 05.21.2012 3:05 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''


Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: OPs Dad
Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed?


imma gonna add that 1
Hey he practically stole mine on page 7!

  • 05.21.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Posted by: RedXRulez

Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: OPs Dad
Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed?


imma gonna add that 1
Hey he practically stole mine on page 7!
1. I'm his father.
2. Mine's more practical.
3. I didn't read past page 3.

  • 05.21.2012 3:07 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken


Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
(you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)
I don't think he knows how


I don't have a sense of humour.


I thought you said you were going to leave instead of continuing to spread your lies.


Your mother is a prostitute.

Prostitutes are people too.

  • 05.21.2012 3:07 PM PDT


Posted by: RedXRulez
Hey, here's one for you science!

If nothing can go faster than the speed of light, how come when I run with a flashlight the light goes as fast as I do?


Sorry I just saw it, I'll add both.

  • 05.21.2012 3:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Why can't I just put a magnet infront of my metal car and have that pull me around?

  • 05.21.2012 3:10 PM PDT

If good looks could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Q: Hey, what did Hitler say to the black jew?
A: Get to the back of the oven.


Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
Posted by: Modified Bear
Posted by: Mitochondrion
This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.
Dude, he's not trying to be intelligent

This entire thread is a piss take


He's unfunny and quite possibly suffering a rather severe mental retardation. Also the thread is a piss take.

Also I disproved everything he said making it void and proving, once and for all, science know best, always, period.

Also, he's a troll.
Jesus christ man, he doesn't actually believe the stuff he posted

It's called taking the piss, look it up


I know that he's taking the piss. It's the fact that he thinks that he's being funny that's so funny. He's just made one single stupid statement; how does that make him funny???


*breaking character*

It's okay. He's being a reverse troll.

He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well.

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  • 05.21.2012 3:10 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: OPs Dad
Why can't I just put a magnet infront of my metal car and have that pull me around?

Because you're copying off of Troll Logic, which is science. Away with him!

  • 05.21.2012 3:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: OPs Dad
Why can't I just put a magnet infront of my metal car and have that pull me around?

Because you're copying off of Troll Logic, which is science. Away with him!
I don't go to Reddit, please don't tell me what I do. It offends me.

  • 05.21.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Your mother is a prostitute.

Prostitutes are people too.


Yes of course she is, but she is inferior to people who have better jobs.

  • 05.21.2012 3:13 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: OPs Dad

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: OPs Dad
Why can't I just put a magnet infront of my metal car and have that pull me around?

Because you're copying off of Troll Logic, which is science. Away with him!
I don't go to Reddit, please don't tell me what I do. It offends me.

Nobody goes to Reddit, it's just a myth like Science and China.

  • 05.21.2012 3:15 PM PDT

It's okay. He's being a reverse troll.

He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well.


I do not understand this type of humour. This is alien to me. What is wrong with the world?...

I like Family Guy, but seriously, taking the piss out of science is just wrong, -blam!- this guy. Loads of scientists came up with these theories and he defaecating all over them.

  • 05.21.2012 3:16 PM PDT


Posted by: Mitochondrion
It's okay. He's being a reverse troll.

He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well.


I do not understand this type of humour. This is alien to me. What is wrong with the world?...

I like Family Guy, but seriously, taking the piss out of science is just wrong, -blam!- this guy. Loads of scientists came up with these theories and he defaecating all over them.
but wot cr3at3d teh univurce? wut st4rt3d teh b1g b4ng?

  • 05.21.2012 3:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Mitochondrion
It's okay. He's being a reverse troll.

He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well.


I do not understand this type of humour. This is alien to me. What is wrong with the world?...

I like Family Guy, but seriously, taking the piss out of science is just wrong, -blam!- this guy. Loads of scientists came up with these theories and he defaecating all over them.
but wot cr3at3d teh univurce? wut st4rt3d teh b1g b4ng?
Gawd and Jesas.

  • 05.21.2012 3:22 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

OP as your master and mentor of trolling, I am so proud. Youve made such a huge improvement. Im so proud.

8/10. You worked hard at your trolling and you're getting better.

  • 05.21.2012 3:24 PM PDT

Friends before pixels.

If the world is round, why don't I fall off when I got Antarctica?

  • 05.21.2012 3:24 PM PDT